Robo Baby Machine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 07:20:00 December 30, 2008 07:20:00

The GMD told The Sun that he wants 10 kids. This is your answer as to why Katie Holmes looks so tired all the time. You’d be tired too if Xenu set up a fertility lab between your legs with a new petrie dish every day. Full Story

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Backlash begins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 07:05:50 December 30, 2008 07:05:50

A couple of weeks ago, I posted this article about Mickey Rourke’s Oscar chances. He is a lock for a nomination and even considered the frontrunner …at the moment. Full Story

December 30, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 30, 2008 06:58:29 December 30, 2008 06:58:29

To Lisa Marie – Congratulations on your engagement (finally!!!) to my brother! I am so happy for you both. Love Karen To Shirley – Happy 24th Birthday! Don’t worry about getting old – Liz will always be older! And Happy Birthday Kara! For your birthday you asked for Jessica Simpson. Full Story

Monday, December 29, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Holy mother of Xenu comebacks. Somehow, despite horrendous reviews about his acting, the GMD managed to earn over $20 million on opening weekend – the campaigning, the big smiles, the conciliatory interviews, touching heads on Kimmel… it worked on the MiniVan! And a very encouraging sign that his appeal is still alive and well. But he had to pump hard for it this time, non? Here’s the Midge’s Valkyrie co-star, that sexy ass beast Bill Nighy, doing some last minute shopping on Christmas Eve. Love.

And… it just goes to show… taking your clothes off still works. Naked but for a tie on the cover of GQ, with the help of a dog, family friendly continues to rock the box office, catapulting Jennifer Aniston’s nipples to the top. Yay breasts!

So we survived the technology-free cabin over Christmas. How was your holiday?

Monday – regular blog schedule, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Ewan McGregor isn’t Cuba or Chocolate.

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The actor’s actor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 17:38:10 December 29, 2008 17:38:10

How many Academy Award–winning movie stars succeed in maintaining a stable, enduring marriage with a professional colleague while building such a stellar career, not to mention raising children away from the paparazzi and keeping everyone’s ups and downs out of the headlines? – Vanity Fair February 2009 Who else? It’s a gushing article about the incomparable Cate Blanchett after which you realise you still don’t know that much about her…and you prefer it that way. Full Story

Topless Hot Harry hugs Chelsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 11:51:42 December 29, 2008 11:51:42

Oh. Jealous. To be young, super rich, super blonde, super connected, and somehow keeping Hot Harry on a Horse more or less committed after all these years. What’s a skanky bar girl or two in Calgary? Chelsy’s eye is on a bigger prize. As mentioned earlier, they are in Mauritius and these photos, oh la these photos. Full Story

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Entourage Killer in Australia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 11:37:53 December 29, 2008 11:37:53

Ebola Hilton arrived in Melbourne the other day with its sister Nicky. Nicky also brought along her boyfriend David Katzenberg. Jeffrey Katzenberg raised a son who’d date a Hilton? Shame. Ebola and crew will next be heading to Sydney where it’s scheduled to host a NYE party and people are supposed to pay online if they want to watch like f-cking lame sh-ts from the comfort of their basements at their parents’ house. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 10:51:24 December 29, 2008 10:51:24

JLo: Countdown to divorce? (Dlisted)

Ebola infects… herself! (Hollywood Tuna)

How long before Dakota Fanning bitch slaps Ali Lohan at a seedy Hollywood club? (Just Jared)

Elle Macpherson will never sag (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Again. Why Ryan Gosling > Robert Pattinson (Pop Sugar)

Sexiest man, in a sexy hat, sexiest with his kids (ICYDK)

Ugh. Will you watch The City? (INO)

John Mayer’s favourite things (ASL)

What it’s like to work for a golddigger (Cele|bitchy)

Last week Lily Allen, this week Katy Perry…in a bikini (IDLYITW)

Worst of 2008: Beefcake Bachelor

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 09:55:00 December 29, 2008 09:55:00

In June People Magazine named Mario Lopez its Hottest Bachelor. So much to choose from and … Mario Lopez? Him? Ew! Of course he milked every last drop out of that sh-t, even posing with his own centrefold for the paps. He also recreated Brad Pitt’s infamous scene from Thelma & Louise. Full Story

Flavour of a French man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 09:02:05 December 29, 2008 09:02:05

Oh yeah. Ah oui! Guillaume Canet making it easy to fall in love with him on the cover of French GQ. They’re projecting he can conquer America too, like his girlfriend Marion Cotillard, the most perfect couple ever. Guillaume just wrapped Last Night, shot in New York, with Keira Knightley and Eva Mendes and his next release in France is called Espion(s) scheduled for January. Full Story

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Bras are icky

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 08:25:31 December 29, 2008 08:25:31

Those vagina virgins the Jonas Brothers played a show the other night and some child in the audience decided to throw her bra onstage at Joe, the waxy pretty gay one. His reaction was similar to what my main ‘mo Darren does every time I try to talk to him about my lady parts. Horror and disgust. Full Story