He is Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 17:24:20 March 5, 2009 17:24:20

There are some of you who insist that you’re over the Brange. That you don’t get the frenzy. The mass hysteria. You are in the minority. When we were in LA the other day, we had a meeting with a powerful PR dude, runs several high profile events, is connected in Hollywood and Washington, super smart…etc. Full Story

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Green hat alert!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 14:53:52 March 5, 2009 14:53:52

Those of you who’ve been visiting this site for a while now (thank you!) should know the Green Hat deal. We Chinese, we don’t wear green hats. Green hats are a sign that you’re being chumped. Speaking of chumped… Where is the GMD? Katie walked around on set in NYC today in a green hat. Full Story

Counting down Canadian X

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 12:31:16 March 5, 2009 12:31:16

Every comic book geek I talk to – they all love Gambit. I’ve never read one, I’ll take their word for it. Besides, I already know that Gambit is my favourite. Because he’s being played by Taylor Kitsch. Two posts in two days – yay! It’s a new series of promo photos for the upcoming Wolverine, very highly anticipated and featuring a double dose of Maple Leaf both from the Vancouver area. Full Story

Back on top!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 11:39:05 March 5, 2009 11:39:05

Ummm…yeah… so Becks has been sitting #4 on the Freebie 5 for a while after topping it for years. It was his hair, I think. Wasn’t feeling the buzz. As you know, he’s been growing it. And he’s back! Back at #1! David Beckham in Milan at a fashion week event – a perfect suit, the sexiest squint, quivering my lady business harder than he has in a long, long time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 11:07:02 March 5, 2009 11:07:02

Who the f-ck is paying to see this? WHO??? (Dlisted)

The black hole vag on the attack (Hollywood Tuna)

These two are not the anorexic couple…but they could be (Just Jared)

Little Harlow’s little curls (Pop Sugar)

Um … this is what Kanye is supposed to be tapping (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robo trumps Lilo! HAAAAAAAAA! (INO)

Now this is a book deal I will buy (Cele|bitchy)

Can’t decide if I like this dress. You? (Popoholic)

Do you believe JailBait? (Holy Moly)

Ugh. Do we have to care about these people? (The Blemish)

Vancouver Vampire and a Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 10:05:55 March 5, 2009 10:05:55

Yes. I can confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are currently in Vancouver prepping for the Twilight Sequel New Moon. Go get her Emily! Arrived yesterday late afternoon, Rob was taken out a side/back entrance to avoid being attacked by twi-hards. Ugh. In my city. They are nothing if not tenacious, and f-cking crazy. Full Story

Shelfy emergency!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 09:35:10 March 5, 2009 09:35:10

Jessica Biel is in crisis today. Look out. There have been rumours swirling for a couple of weeks now that all is not well between JT and Jessica, particularly since she was unable to beg him into attending the Oscars with her. All that however was dismissed quickly… But now… The Chicago Sun Times, definitely a step up from Life & Style, In Touch, and Star (bottom feeding rags!), is reporting today that Pips is itching to get out…and that she is clinging even harder! A source connected to Justin reveals that he’s losing interest. Full Story

Action Jolie!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 09:19:47 March 5, 2009 09:19:47

Angelina Jolie on the set of Salt today in Washington DC filming what looks like a chase scene. She is gorgeous as a blonde. Also appears much younger, non? Liev Schreiber is also pictured. As you may have seen earlier this week, the Jolie is trying out new hair styles in her role as an exiled spy. The studio has been rather hasty releasing the images, hyping the project more than year before its release to build anticipation among Brangelunatics. Full Story

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Celebrity agriculture

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 08:19:01 March 5, 2009 08:19:01

Rachel Bilson and her betrothed Hayden Christensen spotted in Malibu yesterday after lunch. His legs look skinnier than hers. And she’s TINY. Ew. Anyway, Hayden and Rachel have been spending a lot of time in Ontario working on his farmhouse. Am also told that they’ve also been visiting local breeders looking for a dog that can herd all their goats. Full Story

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She’s a lucky motherf-cker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 07:26:00 March 5, 2009 07:26:00

Oh such language, Gwyneth. What will the MiniVan think of such language? It’s Thursday. It’s GOOP Day. Another newsletter, another f-cking recipe. This time, she cusses during her opening paragraph – of course she’s cussing the context of being fortunate enough to have dinner cooked for her by Mario Batali in the presence of Emeril Lagasse. Full Story

Oscar goes everywhere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 07:15:00 March 5, 2009 07:15:00

This is for the gays and the girls who love them, especially my Morley who emails me once a week claiming first dibs on Dustin Lance Black. DLB won an Oscar for writing Milk – have you seen it yet? Probably not. And why not??? Anyway, as you can see, DLB is beautiful. According to some, he’s also acting kinda obnoxiously. Full Story