Johnny in Puerto Rico

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 07:16:09 April 1, 2009 07:16:09

There to film The Rum Diary. Have you read it? I did over the course of six days or so and couldn’t figure out at the time why I was so stressed out, almost manic, in a permanent clench. Love a book that gets into your head. This week we’re 3 for 3 on rare quiver sightings. Viggo, Ed Norton, now Johnny… All avoid the paps successfully, all photographed relatively rarely, especially JD. Full Story

April 1, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 1, 2009 07:00:00 April 1, 2009 07:00:00

Happy Not 60th Birthday to Jennifer from her way younger sister "Hoe". And congratulations to Ali Furgala, a young mom from Kelowna who won the Pepsi Contest to present the Fan Choice Award at the Junos on Sunday! Hope you had a great “you” weekend!  Full Story

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Was a great way to kick off the week: Mimi’s Cheese on the beach and then…

Confirmation that Friday Night Lights will live to see Seasons 4 AND 5!!!! Squeeeee!!!

Ausiello reported last week that they were close, but nothing had actually been signed yet at that point. Indeed, according to Variety the deal actually fell apart initially and it was literally an 11th hour decision, as paperwork was only complete midday yesterday. Like a field goal to win the game with 1 second left on the clock…

Good taste isn’t dead yet?

Well…

Dancing With the Sh-ts is still topping ratings.

Tuesday – am no longer hung over, am blogging all day, refresh, refresh, refresh. More exclusive Twilight photos and gossip and the battle over New York?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Chuck Bass dressed to kilt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 18:42:00 March 31, 2009 18:42:00

Ed Westwick has the worst turned out manfeet in the history of Hollywood turned out manfeet. Like his turned out manfeet should marry Britney’s turned out girlfeet. But… He’s still my shamef-ck, a status cemented even more by his appearance last night at the 7th Annual Dressed to Kilt charity fashion show in New York. Full Story

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Celebrate his birthday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 17:24:20 March 31, 2009 17:24:20

Ewan McGregor. He is 38 today. These aren’t great shots but it’s Ewan, it’s enough. He’s in Berlin and there was a party and famous people were invited. Like Kim Cattrall and Pierce Brosnan and Roman Polanski and who is that bitch in behind him looking like she’s over it? If you were invited to celebrate Ewan’s birthday WITH HIM, would you be looking over it? Or would you be looking like he just made your life? Please. Full Story

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It’s Draco!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 13:47:29 March 31, 2009 13:47:29

The profile… Belongs to Tom Felton. You know him better as Draco. You also know what Draco does in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. And we are still waiting, waiting, waiting. Anyway, here’s Tom Felton at the Empire Awards the other day with girlfriend Jade Olivia. I don’t know if this is her real name. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 11:15:31 March 31, 2009 11:15:31

A legend suffers the indignity of having to pose…with this (Dlisted)

Can you believe this is only 20? (Hollywood Tuna)

Not even a costume designer can put him in good pants (Just Jared)

Johnny! Depp! Smirks! (Pop Sugar)

Gaga or Xtina? (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

TWO women? He’s only been attracted to TWO women his entire life??? (INO)

Madonna’s adoption outfit (Cele|bitchy)

London is the 6th lady? (Holy Moly)

One of the few times I’ve actually liked a Fox outfit (Popoholic)

Why isn’t she best friends with Filthy Scab Pamela Anderson? (A Socialite's Life)

My favourite thing about Robert Pattinson is Nikki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 10:01:04 March 31, 2009 10:01:04

*****EXCLUSIVE***** Love Nikki Reed. So whatever he’s doing with Nikki Reed, it’s almost making up for the open-mouth posing. Almost. Attached – exclusive shots of Nikki Reed on Sunday afternoon. Shortly after these photos were taken she took off for Rob’s place. Later that night (Sunday) they met up with friends, then ended up at one of the label parties after the Junos with Kristen Stewart and her boyfriend Michael Angarano. Full Story

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Girls & Gifts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 09:37:00 March 31, 2009 09:37:00

Lindsay Lohan has been rolling around recently in a sweet ride – a Maserati valued at, so they say, $100,000. Her assistant nicked it last week and apparently it cost ten grand to fix the damage (very minor). Aside: why the f-ck does unhireable Lindsay Lohan have an assistant??? I work 2 ½ jobs, I don’t have an assistant. Full Story

Filthy Scab: Before and After

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 31, 2009 08:25:30 March 31, 2009 08:25:30

After this post about Filthy’s new touch up yesterday, many of you have emailed for before and after shots to compare. As you can see, 3 weeks ago in March, when Filthy was in Paris for Vivienne Westwood (in a gold dress with a weird looking gunt which probably means, um, there’s a problem that needs to be taken care of soon) the gang bang was written all across her face. Full Story

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