Not tired off Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 11:05:42 January 21, 2009 11:05:42

We were raggin’ on her for looking ragged while running ragged on Broadway. Well she’s wrapped and it’s a brand new Robo! This is Katie Holmes putting together back to back top notch outings with the GMD on the Valkyrie Europe tour tonight in London for the UK premiere. It’s undeniable. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 10:54:00 January 21, 2009 10:54:00

Tom Cruise loves gay pink bunnies (Dlisted)

Reese so grumpy, Jakey must be gone (Hollywood Tuna)

Shelfy Biel’s juiced up ex boyfriend (Just Jared)

How a nanny avoids a nipslip (Drunken Stepfather)

Even Oscar winners had to save their seats! (IDLYITW)

Michelle Obama > Jennifer Lopez (Pop Sugar)

How Ebola disrespected her grandmother (Yeeeah!)

Wino saves a life! (A Socialite's Life)

John Mayer’s next break up press conference…coming soon! (INO)

SnapFace has a boyfriend! (Cele|bitchy)

Why Size 2 is single

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 09:21:11 January 21, 2009 09:21:11

For too long now, Us Weekly has been slapping D List celebrities on its cover with reports written from inside Lauren Conrad’s ass. It’s one thing to feature a nobody. It’s another to sugarcoat the story about the nobody with The Hills scripted nonsense. Full Story

J Crew > Dan Humphrey

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 08:51:00 January 21, 2009 08:51:00

What we learned this week: Serena and Dan, Blake Lively and Penn Badgley, are so boring we actually stop listening and Skype chat instead about J Crew blazers. Even their fights suck. Like, at this point, we miss sour milk Aaron. In other words, Dan is even damper and limper than Aaron Rose. And even Nate and Vanessa are hotter than anything to do with a Humphrey. Full Story

Inauguration with his Situation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 08:00:00 January 21, 2009 08:00:00

Have mentioned this before, I think: my thing for T.I. He’s hot. And he looked hot at one of the balls last night enjoying his last days of freedom with his “Situation” before reporting for his yearlong prison sentence. They have 2 children, have been together forever, and she goes by Tiny. Full Story

Hugh as Wolverine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 07:21:22 January 21, 2009 07:21:22

Movie geeks should be excited about these ones. As mentioned, the cast of Wolverine is currently shooting final scenes here in Vancouver at Stanley Park. Check out Hugh Jackman in costume the other day on set wearing an outfit borrowed from Tim Riggins. This is for the Friday Night Lights fan. Because as hot as Riggins is, that denim jacket with the fur collar from the 80s kills me. Full Story

Alba B*tch is a bully

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 07:04:41 January 21, 2009 07:04:41

As you know, Jessica Alba is all, like, socially involved now, claiming to have actively campaigned among Latino voters for the Obama campaign, even though not even two years ago, she did not want to be called Latina. These days though, Alba has a new image to sell. She’s a mother, she an “actor”, she doesn’t want to be known as a “body”, not unless you pay her to star in your ad campaign for Campari. Full Story

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Airport romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 06:54:52 January 21, 2009 06:54:52

Looks like the GMD and Katie Holmes went from the Valkyrie red carpet last night straight to the airport. He was spotted in London arriving very late. Not sure if she went with him but the two appeared to be extra affectionate going through security, hugging and kissing and giggling, perhaps saying goodbye as KatE heads home to Little Sci? She did not appear to have made the trip to Germany though it seems unlikely the midge wouldn’t drag his wife over to the UK premiere with him. Full Story

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GOOPy phone sex?!?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 06:35:10 January 21, 2009 06:35:10

CAUTION! NUDITY! In the UK Sun today - a screen cap of Gwyneth Paltrow from the upcoming Two Lovers costarring Joaquin Phoenix in which my G appears to be having phone sex exposing a lovely left breast. Full Story

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Happy Inauguration Day America!

Many of you have emailed, lucky bitches, because you’re going to the balls tonight. Have fun! Washington has turned into Hollywood, celebrity sightings everywhere…which means the entourage follows? Especially where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, right? More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day …with Obama breaks in between!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. One quick note on the Denise Richards article from yesterday. She was photographed with Pierce Brosnan and word is she was begging him to appear on her dumbass reality tv show. As if Pierce Brosnan, devoted to his wife as she is, would need to slum it with a working girl. Please.

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He has a big nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 14:02:28 January 20, 2009 14:02:28

And I like it! John Krasinski out and about in Park City at Sundance to support his directorial debut Brief Interviews With Hideous Men. Have you read it? John acquired the rights to the film when he was, like, literally a nobody. He says the book, or a stage adaptation of it, inspired him to become an actor. Full Story