Each tabloid gets a turn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 06:44:40 October 15, 2008 06:44:40

This is, like, the third time this year that reports are originating out of the UK announcing the imminent demise of the Madonna/Guy Ritchie marriage. Following previous attempts by the Daily Mail and The Mirror, The Sun Full Story

Smutty Shout-outs - October 15, 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 15, 2008 06:38:34 October 15, 2008 06:38:34

Happy 25th Birthday Amita! You are en route to Austin and beginning the dream. FNL is definitely possible! Wishing you the most fulfilling conference. To Fancy Nancy of Discovery in Calgary – what??? No. You are NOT 40. Because you certainly don’t look it, darling! Happy Birthday! PS. Nice bra. Full Story

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For Canadian readers just returning from Thanksgiving, please scroll down to get caught up. New articles were posted late Friday and also on Monday.

Tonight’s the night!

CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE in support of Raising Malawi, hope you’ll join us this evening in Toronto for a special screening of Her Madgesty’s classic documentary and an exclusive 10 minute preview of Filth & Wisdom which just premiered in New York last night. Everyone from A list to D list showed up to please her. More on that later.

For now, check her out on the carpet, causing a commotion yet again in revolver heels… not my favourite fashion statement, but with her, it’s never an accident. Fierce or inappropriate? She wants you to discuss. As long as you’re talking about her, there’s a 50 year old at the top of the headlines.

See you tonight!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Photos from Wenn.com and Flynetonline.com

Chicken Fried tours...with Wade!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 13:05:31 October 14, 2008 13:05:31

It’s confirmed…like for sure for sure for sure this time. March 2009 – Britney Spears goes back on tour! And… The choreography? Back to Wade Robson. Remember Wade Robson? It’s a return to Britney at the beginning – as you know, many of Britney’s original moves were designed by Wade. Full Story

Try to breathe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 12:19:00 October 14, 2008 12:19:00

I’m warning you. If you are operating machinery, if you are holding your baby, if you are prone to swooning, you need to gird yourself, girls and gays… Because this man. OMFG this man. It’s Colin Farrell at a presser for Pride & Glory. Sweet mother nature of all loins, you are dead inside if you aren’t quivering in your secret places. Full Story

Lola at 12

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 09:17:17 October 14, 2008 09:17:17

It’s been widely published that Lourdes Leon is 12 years old today – same day as Care to Truth or Dare! Oddly enough though, Madonna shouted out her firstborn during her show on Saturday night, saying it was her beloved’s birthday that night… But the real date is not the point. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 08:31:00 October 14, 2008 08:31:00

Beyonce’s SICK body (Dlisted)

Mila > Bilson. Because she ain’t no thief! (Hollywood Tuna)

Jennifer Aniston’s WORST defeat: losing to Shanna Moakler!?!?! Oh shame! (Just Jared)

Tom and GiGi’s baby weekend (Pop Sugar)

Not quite ghetto…but close (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jordan vs Filthy Scab! (Holy Moly)

Where the GMD is forcing Katie to spend New Year’s (INO)

Another child star bitch (Cele|bitchy)

Seacrest covets a clutch (Candy Kirby)

Britney banned, crazy fans freak out (IDLYITW)

Madge & the MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 08:16:42 October 14, 2008 08:16:42

Yesterday’s Gossip Girl should have been called the Cleavage Episode. Boobs everywhere! And Chuck in those ridiculous pants with green socks! Love. This is my shamef*cker motherchucker at the Filth & Wisdom premiere last night with his nasty ass turned out feet that always fill me with a bewildering mixture of disgust and longing. Full Story

Another airport classic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:14:38 October 14, 2008 07:14:38

Victoria Beckham at Heathrow the other day trying to be Audrey Hepburn What? Doesn’t everyone wear a fitted sheath with a high white collar and 5 inch heels after a long flight? You mean you don’t? Ever wonder how disappointed she’d be if she got off a plane only to find no paps greeting her on the other side? To go to all that effort, starve herself for 9 hours from LA to London, for no f&cking reason and, worse still, no f&cking audience? Please. Full Story

Desperate goes back for more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:08:51 October 14, 2008 07:08:51

Dear Jennifer Aniston: Are you Jessica Simpson??? I know the source is suspect but they claim to have eyewitnesses and were able to nail down the logistics pretty tight… so far, it seems legit. And considering we’re discussing Jennifer Aniston, something this desperate and pathetic is entirely possible. Full Story

Lilo’s rejection weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 14, 2008 07:00:13 October 14, 2008 07:00:13

Was a busy day for Lindsay Lohan on Monday. First she promoted her line of leggings (modelling a pair with ladders all over them) at Henri Bendel – no Sam in sight. Rumours are swirling that things are not well. Rumours are also swirling that they’re engaged. Probably because we don’t care anymore. Full Story

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