The Jolie for the panda

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:15:08 November 10, 2008 06:15:08

And the opposite of desperation… Yesterday in LA, on the red carpet to celebrate the DVD release of Kung Fu Panda, Angelina Jolie, always her best with black hair, showed off a lot of leg in a little black shirt and nude pumps. As you can see, the Holy Twin weight is almost all gone, save for a surprisingly UNconcave stomach. Full Story

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Now she`s Ebola Hilton

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:04:14 November 10, 2008 06:04:14

On Friday afternoon, Jennifer Aniston shocked the paps by showing up at The Ivy, supposedly for a business meeting. Apparently she entered but then left immediately, disturbed by the intense pressure from photographers and fans. No sh-t, nipply!!! Like seriously… What the F-CK, Huvane?!?!? Are you out of your mind? Are they not taking your calls anymore? Is that why we’re begging now? Has it come to this? Jennifer Aniston and Phoebe Price? Jennifer Aniston and Ebola Hilton? Jennifer Aniston and Kim Kardashian? Really??? Deserving or not, Jennifer Aniston is one of the top stars in Hollywood. Full Story

November 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2008 06:01:05 November 10, 2008 06:01:05

To Lindy who’s moving back to Ontario from Alberta – good luck with everything and congratulations on the new job! Mo and your Calgary public love you and will miss you dearly! A belated smutty birthday shoutout to my oldest bff MaryAnne in Calgary. You will be the next Lainey! xxoo jody And for Wendy, pastry chef extraordinaire with the bum ankle – get well soon! Attaching the video below for a pick me up…but LOWER your volume. Full Story

Friday, November 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It actually happened.

Britney and Madonna. Justin and Madonna. Last night in LA. Am SO jealous! Photos and video to follow but first…

It’s the last day of our vacation and we head home on the ferry this afternoon. All week I’ve been wearing flannel shorts pulled up and OVER my belly. Honestly don’t know how to return to civilisation.

Friday – will post in the morning, then must travel. Have pre-written the annual People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive predication feature that reads in chronological order which means you’ll have to scroll down for my pick or click here and be taken directly to the feature. Newer articles will appear per standard blog format close to the top.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Been posting late in the day. Scroll down, hit VIEW MORE ARTICLES to get caught up on Lilo diamond shopping, Bond, Olga, and Britney.

Floppy MotherChucker

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:59:24 November 7, 2008 10:59:24

SPOILER! CAUTION! Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy. When Chuck Bass’s hair is sad and floppy it only makes me shamewant him even more. (Lara are you writhing right now?) Not even Blair can cheer up Chuck Bass’s sad and floppy hair. She chases after it but gets pushed away and all she can do is stand there looking sad and floppy too. Full Story

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Marion Dior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:54:31 November 7, 2008 10:54:31

First ad of my Marion Cotillard in her new campaign for Dior atop the Eiffel Tower wearing a killer dress designed by John Galliano promoting the bag featuring the unique tower pattern. Divine. More images will be released later this month via LadyDior.com. Marion, the reigning Best Actress Oscar winner, has been busy shooting Nine in London but was in NYC last week with boyfriend Guillaume Canet doing regular gorgeous French people things like bikeriding and shopping at Whole Foods. Full Story

Overdressed, overtried, overold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 10:01:00 November 7, 2008 10:01:00

It’s Hayden Panettiere at the Madonna concert last night with red lips, heels, all black and a plunging neckline. She’s 18! At a concert! Heidi Klum wore jeans, Kate Moss was casual, so was Lucy Liu, especially Isla Fisher…but Hayden had to be Hayden. Like a 40 years old. Only time she dresses her age is when other people do it for her on her tv show. Full Story

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Beaver Bucks Buck Naked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 09:09:23 November 7, 2008 09:09:23

As you know, I like the one on a horse more than the one on the throne (to be). But Prince William will be king. And if recent events are any suggestions, perhaps a more modern one. With a sense of humour, which is sexy too. William took his bucks out to a charity event last night in support of Centrepoint against homelessness and had occasion to speak to young Jasmine Edwards. Full Story

Sam Roberts Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 7, 2008 08:53:04 November 7, 2008 08:53:04

Please don't judge Canadian talent by a punk ass hack like Avril Lavigne. It's all about supporting worthy Canadian talent, not just ANY Canadian talent. And this is Sam Roberts who is also super hot. Met him at the Junos two years ago. One of those "notice you from across the room" kinda situations. Full Story