GOOPy leather shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 07:13:00 February 12, 2009 07:13:00

GOOPer attended the Two Lovers premiere in New York. I can hear you – you hate them! They’re so hideous! Sigh. Not even my G can make a high waist attractive. At the same time, at least it’s not a little black dress. And this is what she’s after. Because even though you think Gwyneth Paltrow’s ensemble looks sh-tty, the fashion people probably don’t. Full Story

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Celebrity Dumbass: Joaquin Phoenix

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 06:58:58 February 12, 2009 06:58:58

See? Three for three. Maybe it should be a daily feature. It’s must see TV. The video is below – Joaquin Phoenix behaving like a petulant child forced to go Aunt Mabel’s house last night with Letterman. No doubt he’s a douche. But the question this morning, on top of his recent shenanigans – the rapping, the retirement – was this just another chapter in his unfunny, ongoing F-ck You vanity project? Casey Affleck travelled with Joaquin to New York, attended the Letterman taping with him, and was seen with his camera, presumably documenting the entire awkward, embarrassing experience. Full Story

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Annual Contest officially kicked off yesterday and the prizes this year are amazing! Still working on your ballot? Oh…just to make things more difficult for you in a very tight race this year – click here to read more on the dark horse of the Best Actor Race. It doesn’t have to be Sean Penn or Mickey Rourke! (thanks Ritchie!) And if it were up to Harvey Weinstein, it just might be The Reader…what? This article makes it all even murkier! But don’t let that deter you from going for the win!

Enter here and take that Stella McCartney bag off my hands!

Oh Stump! You came back from the brink and stole everyone’s heart! He’s 10! He’s a senior citizen! And he’s now the new champ!

It’s Wednesday – will sum up the latest on the Rihanna/Chris Brown situation later. Also my Gwyneth’s night in white. New posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


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Before I forget…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 16:53:26 February 11, 2009 16:53:26

I was meaning to post these a few days ago, but then the BAFTAs happened, and the Grammys, and you know, he almost got lost. But we could never lose James McAvoy! So here he is the other night in London leaving the Apollo Theatre in the West End where’s he’s performing in Three Days of Rain. Full Story

Oh Lyla, you so fine!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 14:59:00 February 11, 2009 14:59:00

Minka Kelly last night at a JC Penney event in New York. Damn. Derek Jeter you are a lucky man. I’ve toned down my FNL barking for a few weeks but clearly this was not a good decision…because the ratings, the ratings are not good. Even though this season’s Friday Night Lights might be even more perfect than Season 1, the hardcore are addicted, but the rest don’t care. Full Story

GOOPy thinks they’re cheesy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 13:17:43 February 11, 2009 13:17:43

You might hate her, but can you disagree? Gwyneth Paltrow said recently that running carpet after carpet with your husband is “cheesy” and “I mean, who wants to live like that?” Cut to Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher tonight at the Berlin Film Festival for the premiere of her film Happy Tears. Full Story

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What’s helping her?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 11:28:33 February 11, 2009 11:28:33

Porny appeared on the Early Show this morning to announce the Country Music Award nominees in Nashville. As you can see, it’s her best showing in weeks. Come on now…there’s really not much to hate on here. Maybe the matron hair, maybe. But I find this less offensive than a fake weavy set of tight curls. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 11:07:11 February 11, 2009 11:07:11

Taste like the Brange (Dlisted)

Katie Price is jealous she didn’t think of this first (Hollywood Tuna)

Isn’t Bar’s boyfriend supposed to be an environmentalist? (Just Jared)

Becks stretching (Pop Sugar)

Punk Ass Poseur thinks she’s Tommy Lee (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Look at these two, feel very human (INO)

What Star Magazine gave Jennifer Aniston for her birthday (Cele|bitchy)

Brad Pitt…and Ryan from The Office! (IDLYITW)

Dev Patel…you need to RUN (A Socialite's Life)

Iker Casillas – improvement on the pants and very, very single (Kickette)

That’s him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 09:39:00 February 11, 2009 09:39:00

Drew Barrymore was at the Laker game last night, looks like she was flirting up a storm, flanked by two men who – photo assumption! – appeared to be competing over her affection. As you can see, blonde Drew was all dolled up and ready to party. She hit up a couple of clubs afterwards, seen at both Avalon and Bardot. Full Story

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Celebrity Dumbass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 08:39:20 February 11, 2009 08:39:20

See? It could totally be a daily feature. And it could feature Hot Harry on a Horse every f-cking day. Because, as we know, he is the loose cannon, the blundering spare. Last time it was the army video. This time he’s hating on black people. According to comedian Stephen K Amos, who performed at Prince Charles’s 60th birthday celebration in November, Harry was trying to be funny when he said to him: You don’t sound like a black chap. Full Story

Quotable Kanye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 11, 2009 08:13:00 February 11, 2009 08:13:00

Always quotable. You may have issues with Kanye. Sure, he has a massive ego. Sure, he needs to chill on the pap aggression. His all caps temper tantrums are embarrassing. But Kanye is ENTERTAINING. I love his music, I love his personality. And at a time when more and more, these MTV reality show bland as f-ck girls from The Hills are being forced upon us to be accepted as legitimate “celebrities”, stars like Kanye must be appreciated and enjoyed. Full Story