August 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:00:47 August 28, 2008 07:00:47

To Meaghan’s friend, sidelined since April but heading back to work next week… am thrilled to hear about your rapid recovery and wish you a smooth return ahead! Our lovely Higgy – congrats on the Gemini nod for best sound! From MVP to Life with Derek to everything in between, you always know how to rock our world! Love you loads! – the ladies. Full Story

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Damn. When did Chelsea Clinton get so hot? She had the best blowout and the tiniest waist last night at the DNC, did you watch?

Have replaced Olympics with politics but finding it seriously lacking on the quiver factor. Sigh. Miss the pool, miss the track.

Gemini Awards were announced yesterday – congratulations to my girl Lauren Collins for her Degrassi nomination. Strong acting, strong script, well done!

Wednesday – blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,
Lainey

Brenda & Kelly 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:41:00 August 27, 2008 16:41:00

O. M. G. They look amazing! And they made it through an interview and photo shoot without killing each other. Can you stand it? The new cover of Entertainment Weekly featuring Kelly Taylor and Brenda Walsh willing to answer the tough questions – like their past, like the fights, like how they feel about Tori Spelling. Full Story

Kyle sees David’s peepee

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 16:03:09 August 27, 2008 16:03:09

Seems like radio in Australia is SO MUCH BETTER than radio in Canada. Or the US. Or even the UK. Hilarious interview on local station Down Under chronicling an evening at Villa when Kyle had a chance encounter with none other than David Beckham in the loo. You know that debate about whether or not Becks stuffed his undies in the Armani ads? And remember Victoria defending him by saying he doesn’t need to enhance because he’s hung like a pipe already? Well… according to Kyle, David Beckham is indeed naturally blessed with size. Full Story

But is he funny?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 15:29:00 August 27, 2008 15:29:00

Don’t talk. Just swim. Right? He might have been my summer crush but I’m the first to admit that he’s not the most engaging interview. Not unlike Tiger Woods, actually. Full Story

Tepid Burn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 14:09:00 August 27, 2008 14:09:00

Brad and George on the gala carpet in Venice today promoting Burn After Reading looking impossibly dashing together after staying up late last night, shooting the sh*t with friends, doing what boys do. First reviews are now online for the Coen brothers’ follow up to No Country for Old Men and they are not exactly glowing. Full Story

Tom and Gisele: playdate on the field

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 11:22:28 August 27, 2008 11:22:28

Check it out – Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen with his son John Edward enjoying a little family time on the field at Gillette Stadium today. The cutest. Earlier in the day, Tom trained with the Patriots – he’s yet to play in preseason because of that ankle, says he’ll be ready by Week 1 – and then joined his girl and his boy on the grass. Full Story

Kay vs The Squawking Chicken

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 10:55:03 August 27, 2008 10:55:03

Kay McConaughey, Matthew’s mother, might actually rival mine in no shameness. I love her. Kay, I mean. She makes my life. I need to be her friend. Kay is writing a book. The title? I AMAZE MYSELF! It’s true. She amazes me too. In her book, she describes the death of her husband – he literally died on top of her and she only realised it because he wasn’t grunting: “On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 10:45:53 August 27, 2008 10:45:53

Who’s too po’ to fly? (Dlisted)

Would you wear Ghetto Tit bikinis? (Hollywood Tuna)

RiRi rocks Chucks (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Kiki’s love type…continued (INO)

Why Ricky’s babies won’t sell (Holy Moly UK)

Tom Brady: 3 Superbowl rings and a bigger house than Tony Romo (Cele|bitchy)

My Gwyneth – second only to Helen Mirren! (Candy Kirby)

Debt collection beat-down? (IDLYITW)

Skinny bitches on a coke date (Pop Sugar)

XOXO …counting down!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 08:20:08 August 27, 2008 08:20:08

To Season 2 of Gossip Girl. If you are a fan, the wait is well worth it. Judging by the first three episodes, suffice to say, the show is as dirty and as delicious as ever. A few harmless spoilers? Look out! Serena and Dan are as boring as ever even when they’re not supposed to be boring. Only those two can make teen sex seem sleepy. Full Story

SamRo sellout?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 07:42:35 August 27, 2008 07:42:35

E! is reporting that Samantha Ronson has been telling friends she plans to write a book. Sam supposedly claims it’s about herself but most people are convinced it’ll really focus on Lindsay Lohan. Full Story