Mary Kate doesn’t get dressed for an appearance, like last night at the "New Year"s in April: A Fool"s Fete", expecting you to like what she’s wearing. Quite the opposite in fact. Mary Kate reckons her style is esoteric, appreciated by the very few and only the “right” kind of people. Full Story
So hard to tell these twats apart, especially when their bodies, their men, and even their wombs are all starting to tick the same way. Joel Madden reunited with Nicole Richie yesterday after spending a few weeks apart while Good Charlotte was touring Australia and Europe. They’re now in New York and last night stepped out with Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson. Full Story
If you don’t worship Tina Fey, I don’t want to know you. That’s all. With Tina Fey, funny doesn’t have to be dumb, lite entertainment doesn’t have to be a stereotype, chicks don’t just care about shopping and getting married, and the alternative doesn’t have to be ugly, greasy, and overweight. Full Story
As a typical Canadian, for the last 2 weeks, the only thing on tv is hockey. First round is always the most fun. Am particularly amused by how Sidney Crosby is trying to grow a moustache. Only Orlando Bloom has fewer whiskers. Last night, Detroit at Nashville, Granny Freeze and Keith Urban were watching from a box… and at one point, across all feeds in Canada and the US, the camera panned over to Gran and Keith who were “caught” in an intimate moment. Full Story
Shelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful. Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. Specifically her paparazzi antics. Full Story
London is buzzing. Gossips have been circulating the story for weeks but now a certain high profile former tabloid journalist/reality personality is yapping away about a scandal that’s on the verge of breaking concerning David Beckham’s tryst with a famous actress. Needless to say, Victoria doesn’t know. Full Story
Adding fuel to the speculation that Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes have broken up – last night Posh hit the town for an early birthday celebration and KatE was conspicuously absent. She’s been replaced though by another Kate – Beckinsale, that is, and Eva Longoria, who was interviewed recently about her friendship with Victoria and she explained that they were all about hanging out at each other’s houses and “eating”. Full Story
Happy Birthday Susan N! When are you bringing me in again? I’m sure there are at least a couple of riddle answers you need? Hope all is well, sending you warm wishes for a great day. Happy Birthday Sandra aka Sam – 54, 22, 32, two 18s, a 5, and a 13…you’re right. It’s all the same! Happy Birthday Ray from Amanda – love how you spend your workdays debating guesses. Full Story
Spent several hours yesterday at the Crue Fest press conference and interviewing Motley Crue. Craziest assignment ever. More on that later. But let me assure you first that, despite being warned by three separate non-metal fan journalists that Tommy Lee would charm his way into my heart, and perhaps my pants, it absolutely didn’t happen.
My loins did, however, discover Josh Todd, lead singer of Buckcherry. Major headbanging quiveration.
Wednesday – am headed home, blogging on the fly. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Chris Martin did not abandon Gwyneth, Apple, and Moses for some online skank.
Heather and I went looking for suspenders on Robertson yesterday and when we popped into Kitson in desperation, we were shocked – SHOCKED! – that it actually wasn’t a dump in there. If you’ve been to Kitson, you know what I mean. They stock their sh*t haphazardly in these random bins, hundred dollar bangles crash around in tin containers, thousand dollar dresses are smashed in a corner, jammed in with knickknacks and tee shirts. Full Story
Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a size triple 0, painfully insecure, to hang on tightly to her man and her image, when all he really wants is to grab onto some junk from behind. Full Story