Any Excuse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:36:08 June 19, 2008 06:36:08

To post pictures of Tom Brady. Even at the UPS store. Even if he doesn’t look at that great. Because I hate his hair and his tall boy pants and that chain attached to his wallet. But it’s the mark of a truly hot man that he’s still hot despite the fact that nothing else is working. Full Story

Why are they apart?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:23:37 June 19, 2008 06:23:37

No really…why? Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen – they should totally be together. Is there a more perfect couple? These assholes deserve each other! It’s a mystery why they split! As you know, they’ve been fighting forever about their kids, over money, terms of the divorce… now a voice message that Charlie left for Denise three years ago that was included in their court documents has somehow leaked to the tabloids. Full Story

One more and in colour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:20:35 June 19, 2008 06:20:35

Start your day with a dose of Becks in briefs… You saw the black and white version yesterday, now here’s the colour. And one more from the Armani campaign – a taste of what Victoria Beckham is grossly underappreciating. Seriously. This is a man who needs to bounce that body off of some curves, you know? A man who needs to be received with supple, soft breasts. Full Story

June 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 19, 2008 06:17:48 June 19, 2008 06:17:48

Congratulations to Mags on completing your first year of university! So admire that you traded it all in to pursue your passion. Wishing you all the best! To Em D who is getting married in August and couldn’t make it to the Smut Soiree – how’s the neck? Is it better? Sending you a get well hug. Full Story

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For those of you squeeing over cute little Sam Alexis Woods, click here for more photos. Sam turns 1 today, already I envy her footwear.

As for Billy Bob Thornton publicly disrespecting Angelina Jolie’s relationship with Brad Pitt – Askmen.com reported earlier this week that BBT called Angelina’s love for Brad “high school phase”, predicting she’d get over it…and soon. His rep however is denying to Access Hollywood that Billy Bob said anything at all and now the original article where the quotes appeared is no longer on the AskMen.com site.

I believe BBT… you?

Wednesday – new posts throughout the day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. For those of you attending the Smut Soiree tonight, pray for no rain! And see below for more information.

PPS. Martin Sheen isn’t messing around with the other woman.

NKOTB and Me

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 14:19:34 June 18, 2008 14:19:34

Sorry it’s taken so long. Haven’t had a couple of hours straight uninterrupted to sit down and pound it out. Found out about the interview last Wednesday but didn’t want to jinx. Kept expecting something to go wrong – they’d cancel last minute, I’d break my other arm, my producer would change her mind and decide on a different story focus. Full Story

White, Black, Hat, Frayed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 12:58:14 June 18, 2008 12:58:14

Sienna Miller and Keira Knightley on the carpet today at the premiere of The Edge of Love looking like the best of friends. Am all over Keira’s white jumpsuit and jacket. Love. Sienna’s dress… hate the collar. Not sure about the frayed over the pants. She’s always cute in a hat. Full Story

How to do it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 12:33:20 June 18, 2008 12:33:20

Rachel W, please email me. I owe you $100 from that Cameron Diaz bet from earlier today. The dude she was last making out with was the same model Jennifer Aniston hired to be her boyfriend when she was promoting SmartWater last year. Full Story

Can"t Remember Cam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 10:01:55 June 18, 2008 10:01:55

She"s been manslinging so hardcore lately I honestly can"t remember who she made out with last without checking the archives and google. Wait. So it was right after unsubstantiated rumours swirled a couple of weeks ago that she"d hooked up with Diddy Daddy Namechange. The next evening she was "spotted" flirting over dinner with some dude. Full Story