Friday, May 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Good news and bad news.

Bad news – it’s a short column today. Long travel day starting early in the morning.

Good news: am headed to Cannes! Fourth year in a row and one more than the Brange! The Jolie is reportedly (according to People Magazine) joining Brad to promote Inglourious Basterds amid reports they’ve split. Word is she only has two days off from Salt. It’ll be a quick trip then. Pitt Porn is always, always the best in Cannes. If I see it, you will read about it.

Will be tweeting all weekend from the Croisette and the parties – access my Twitter here - and hoping to erase memories of last year, when Mischa Barton broke my arm.

Full report on Monday. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


Beezus and Bridget

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 08:18:32 May 15, 2009 08:18:32

Received an email this week from a Bridget Moynihan fansite requesting more Bridget. Here she is on the set of Ramona and Beezus yesterday getting touched up. You’ll hate me for saying but she looks bitchy. Am told she’s super bitchy. This is not Photo Assumption. Also – the adorable Selena Gomez holding a baby, playing big sister. Full Story

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Last day is the Meadow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 08:07:57 May 15, 2009 08:07:57

Attached – thanks to fans who waited to see Robert Pattinson after his birthday dinner the other night at Glowbal for sending their photos. As you can see, Kristen Stewart was ripped. Love it. And Ashley Greene left Vancouver yesterday. Here she is at the airport. THAT is a pretty, pretty girl. Full Story

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Terminator Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:44:57 May 15, 2009 07:44:57

Premiere of Terminator Salvation last night: Eric Dane, Christian Bale with wife Sibi, and rising star, also soon to be a member of my Freebie Five – meet Sam Worthington. They say he’s next. They say it is his year. Because after going head to head with Bale in Salvation, Sam will front the highly anticipated Avatar from James Cameron due for a holiday 2009 release. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:34:38 May 15, 2009 07:34:38

Supermodel throwdown! (Dlisted)

Ummmm…is this by Tina Knowles? (Hollywood Tuna)

Can you imagine if these two wrestled naked? (Just Jared)

They’re making another American Pie with KFed but not her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

DILF fight: Jason Bateman rivals Hugh Jackman (Pop Sugar)

What? Mr Perfect is a cheater??? (Cele|bitchy)

The perils of being Robert Pattinson (INO)

How a has-been stays relevant (The Superficial)

A wet Vagina Virgin (ASL)

Weekend footie quiver (Kickette)

Cheese & Carbs on the Croisette

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 15, 2009 07:27:24 May 15, 2009 07:27:24

Ryan Phillippe’s CarbFace arrived in Nice on Thursday, surprisingly not wearing a beater tank. Am shocked. Ryan is at the festival for The Bang, Bang Club which he’s been shooting in South Africa. He’ll be joined by Canadian co-stars Malin Akerman and – yes! – Taylor Kitsch for advance press and marketing events in support of the film. Full Story

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Thursday, May 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I need it to be January. Because Lost is back on in January. And then there will be answers. Hopefully there will be answers. We need answers or I will break the tv. Wanted to break the tv last night. More so than most weeks. At least in weeks past there was a next week. This time there is no next week. There is no sh-t until 2010! F-ck!

Oh Lost. Love Lost so much. Hate Lost SO much! Will miss Lost even more. Long summer ahead.

There was a Terminator Salvation ad that ran during the show. Bale, yes. But Sam Worthington just might make the Freebie Five by the end of the month. Matches Christian’s intensity. Can’t wait to develop this year’s summer crush. Yum.

Thursday – new posts all day. Check back often. Scroll down for what you missed yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Wish I thought of this. My theme song – click here.

PPS. Gossip Girl chat is coming. Sorry for delay. Blame Vegas.

Scabby on the hustle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 15:38:26 May 14, 2009 15:38:26

Shame! She’s dragging her own luggage! Here’s Filthy Scab arriving in Frankfurt, in town for the opening of some new club. She walks the carpet, pushes her tits together, waves off a few interviews, and heads inside surrounded by champagne the rest of the night. It’s her sole source of income. Full Story

Is she human? Or is she dancer?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 14:37:00 May 14, 2009 14:37:00

I don’t know, the chorus just popped into my head when I saw these pictures. And I’m on my knees, looking for the answer…Are we human? Or are we dancer? Anyway, here’s Little Sci with her mother leaving dance class today. LS looks pretty pumped. I like that her stuffed lamb has to come along everywhere. Full Story

Every Tom, Dick, and Lolita…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 12:03:04 May 14, 2009 12:03:04

Is headed to Cannes. Check out Hayden Panettiere arriving at Nice airport today, presumably headed for the Croisette, in town to party with some rich 40 year old Euro cheese because that’s what turns her on. Hayden came from London where she spent a few day shopping and set the town abuzz after she was seen with tv host Steve Jones, age 32, right in her range. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 14, 2009 11:28:25 May 14, 2009 11:28:25

Douchebag’s pick up lines (Dlisted)

Cindy Crawford has this body, still gets cheated on (Hollywood Tuna)

How Eminem is like John Mayer (The Superficial)

Daniel Craig looks rough, just the way I like him (Just Jared)

Baller Reese poses for paps (Pop Sugar)

How the hell does this bitch get the girls? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

SnapFace’s snapface is loosening up! (INO)

Newsflash: the GMD wants more sexy time from Katie. Hahahahahahaha (Cele|bitchy)

What’s with Anna Faris and all the skin shots? (Popoholic)

Who vomited on George Clooney? (The Blemish)