Maybe he would like mine! Mine is bigger than his wife’s! All asses are bigger than his wife’s! Just like the ass he appeared to be appreciating courtside at the Laker game the other day. Hee. Funny, yes. But also sad. That Victoria tortures herself down to a size triple 0, painfully insecure, to hang on tightly to her man and her image, when all he really wants is to grab onto some junk from behind. Full Story
Nicole Kidman was rather chatty the other night on the carpet at the CMT Awards – unusual for her when it’s not really HER project. It was Keith Urban of course who was a nominee that night. And you know Granny Freeze prefers to play demure where the marriage is concerned – on the outside, that is. Full Story
Happy Birthday Erica L from Paula. Are your knees weak for Kyle Chandler too? Congratulations Dr Kerri N, DVM! Well done on making it through finals at the Ontario Vet College. We need more of you to eradicate the animal-abusing likes of Ebola Paris Hilton and Shelf Ass Jessica Biel! Congratulations Jono who was accepted into the Rotman MBA program! Have heard you’ll be adding a dash of gay into the stuffy establishment. Full Story
Am road-weary and slightly hung over but ready to blog all day from West Hollywood! Dashed in and out of Portland yesterday after visiting the set of Twilight – more on that coming soon and tune into eTalk this week to watch the interviews with the cast including Robert Pattinson (Edward), Kristen Stewart (Bella), and Rachelle Lefebvre (Victoria). If you haven’t yet heard of Twilight…you will and get ready. Based on the series by Stephenie Meyer, the film is scheduled for release in December and you know, movies don’t open in December unless they are expected to be huge. Trust.
And Pete Wentz says Ashlee Simpson isn’t expecting anything… except desperate publicity for her album and her new line of clothing. Since news of their engagement barely stirred, how sad they had to pull out the baby hoax. And then vehemently call it a baby witch hunt... but STILL nobody cared!
Sit DOWN Pete Wentz.
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PS. This is not Bono. Feel better?
An irrational pet peeve, I know. Similar to the way I feel about turned out feet… but still. Miley’s mouth makes me crazy. Like bat sh*t, not in a good way, medieval crazy. Like she deliberately put some kind of contraption in there to make it stay open. Ugh. If there was a 3 way Rossum contest between Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood, and the Original Rossum Emmy herself…who would win? Here’s Miley at the CMT Awards last night falling more in love with herself every day. Full Story
You still like Hayden Panettiere’s chances of NOT becoming Lindsay Lohan? Really??? Check out Hayden and her mother yesterday on set in Vancouver. Next to her mom, finally, Hayden actually looks her age. Endearing too. Feel sorry for her now…especially seeing the face – or the new face – of her parent. Full Story