Wearing Posh

January 29, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 29, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Why is this so hot? SO hot. Check Becks in Brazil totally owning those pants and wearing Posh’s new Marc Jacobs tee promoting sun block. She’s naked on his chest. But is that enough protection? Brazil of course is home to some of the most ridiculously, freakishly attractive women in the world… Meanwhile Mrs Beckham is far, far away continuing the Spice tour in America. Full Story

A Target for My Ethics

January 29, 2008 10:02:38 Posted at January 29, 2008 10:02:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

James McAvoy and his wife Anne-Marie Duff at The Critics" Circle Theatre Awards in London today. If you’ve seen Atonement you’re no doubt aware of his impossible quiveration. So.F&cking.Hot. And he married a woman 10 years older right when his career was taking off. James McAvoy likes older woman. Full Story

King 2 – Confirmed!

January 29, 2008 09:39:54 Posted at January 29, 2008 09:39:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am about to gloat – click away if you can’t stand it. People is confirming that Gwen Stefani is expecting her second. You’ll recall that on November 26th, I was the first to exclusively report that Gwen had cancelled a recording session because she wasn’t feeling well and had rescheduled a photo shoot because the clothes weren’t fitting right due to early pregnancy. Full Story

Joan & Jackie Collins

January 29, 2008 09:04:50 Posted at January 29, 2008 09:04:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ali Lohan is 14. Lindsay Lohan is 21. But for all intents and purposes, they may as well be like the Collins sisters. Too old and too tacky, only on Joan and Jackie it works. That Lilo looks bunk is not news… but at such a young age, Ali Lohan resembling a 30 year old is properly criminal. And that has everything to with their slag ass of a mother Dina. Full Story

Pro Jess & Romo

January 29, 2008 08:23:42 Posted at January 29, 2008 08:23:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s not Jess and John Mayer for me. Call me Cruise but this time I’m all over it. I am all over Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Because Jess and Tony make sense. Total sense. Just look at them! Last night leaving The Key Club on the Sunset Strip after a boozy evening, she’s a tacky cheeseball as usual, and with his open shirt and hair plug hairstyle, Tony is half a Guido. Full Story

Honeymoon Over

January 29, 2008 07:57:28 Posted at January 29, 2008 07:57:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long at the premiere of Vince Vaughn’s Wild West Comedy Show last night in Hollywood making their first official red carpet appearance as a couple and taking the occasion way over the top. Which means the honeymoon is over. Which means they have entered the exposure and exploitation phase of their love. Full Story

Chicken Fried Intervention

January 29, 2008 07:19:11 Posted at January 29, 2008 07:19:11
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Another epic night – can hardly keep track. In short, Britney and Sam Lutfi had a huge scrap last night in front of the paps. She stormed off, ran off with a couple of photographers, called Adnan, hooked up with him for a while, then came home, had a standoff with her parents, then went out again, returned home for an intervention… and capped off the night – at 1:30am – by driving out to the drug store with her mom Lynne and that creepy Sam. Full Story

Just As She Is

January 29, 2008 07:00:14 Posted at January 29, 2008 07:00:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I will always love that part in Bridget Jones’s Diary – when Mark Darcy tells her at the bottom of the stairs that she’s a mess but still he likes her “very much… just as you are.” And that little song is playing in the background, cut to Jude and Shazzer contemplating the profundity of his words… Sigh. Full Story

Monday, January 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Finally a red carpet!

SAG Awards went down last night and as usual, the media masters, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, fresh off Angie’s Oscar snub, knew exactly what they were doing. At the centre of a pregnancy mystery, Mama Pitt put on a dress that stole the spotlight. Not because it was particularly revealing… but because it wasn’t. With her breasts pushed forward, and her belly too, deliberately drawing attention to her stomach, and her body draped in a muumuu, Angie gave hope to Brangelunatics everywhere that this is the year of the Second (and perhaps the Third) Coming. And she sent word to the Academy that their carpet will be much less intriguing without the Pitts porn-to-pregnant presence.

Have the Pitts actually produced an 8/8/8 baby??? Even better… bet your Botox Granny Freeze is growing even more grey at seeing her own fertility spotlight getting usurped by the two biggest names in gossip. Because if it really is the Second and the Third Coming, Granny Nicole’s delivery will be but a footnote on the day. Hee.

Full SAG fashion wrap-up and weekend update below – so many posts today it may take more than the home page. Scroll down and click on “view more articles” to get fully caught up.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To Tammy from your girls who miss you and love you and support you – he will get his. And there is MUCH better for you on the horizon. Trust.

UPDATE: Am blogging all day! Check back often!

Rossum For Money: Junior Murders Poetry

January 28, 2008 13:50:40 Posted at January 28, 2008 13:50:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I really should save this for a Friday, to send you roaring with laughter into the weekend. But it’s too good. It’s too f&cking good. And it’s so f&cking Rossum you will lose your sh*t. Promise. So in the February issue of Self Magazine, Tori Spelling is featured in the “My TrueSelf” section, something about how and where she finds inspiration, complete with photos of her dogs, an obligatory pimp of her new jewellery line, and of course… The Junior. Full Story

The Pitts" Parental Accessories

January 28, 2008 13:02:15 Posted at January 28, 2008 13:02:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Angelina and Brad - their accessories last night at the SAGs. On her a gold cuff, a gift from her lover, and here’s the best part: The design on the cuff is a drawing by their son Maddox. Brad evidently had it engraved on to the bracelet. Now tell me that’s not a shot straight to your private place. Full Story