Smutty Social Media, August 4, 2016

Maria Posted by Maria at August 4, 2016 18:44:18 August 4, 2016 18:44:18

Emma Roberts and Dave Franco in Nerve

Sarah Posted by Sarah at August 4, 2016 17:21:04 August 4, 2016 17:21:04
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Wenn, AKM-GSI

Here’s a surprise—I really like Nerve! The trailer made this movie look dumb as sh*t, and it IS dumb, but it’s also really fun and actually pretty thrilling. Based on a novel by Jeanne Ryan (adapted by Jessica Sharzer, Speak), and directed by Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (of Catfish fame), Nerve is a fast, fairly slick techno-thriller with a pair of genuinely charming leads in Emma Roberts Full Story

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Orlando’s career gets a cock-boost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2016 17:02:17 August 4, 2016 17:02:17
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WENN

When was the last time anyone cared about Orlando Bloom’s work? Orlando Bloom is at the top of no one’s list of actors for any given project. For the last almost 10 years, any conversation about Orlando Bloom involves his personal life: married to Miranda Kerr, trying to beat Justin Bieber Full Story

Mandy time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 4, 2016 14:25:55 August 4, 2016 14:25:55
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WENN

There were four of them in the late 90s/early 2000s, right? Britney, Christina, Jessica Simpson, and Mandy Moore. Mandy got into movies but after the modest success of A Walk To Remember, none of her movies went anywhere. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2016 21:38:28 August 3, 2016 21:38:28

This is the funniest article I have read all day, starting with the title (Dlisted

The Third Best Joker remains neutral about Taylor Swift and Kanye West (Just Jared

Princess Kate’s French holiday which is not a euphemism for anything kinky because she’s too boring for that (Cele|bitchy

Duh of the Day: Jessica Simpson’s husband loves her breasts (TooFab

Rumour: Prince Harry wants to get with Athina Onassis…what?! (Celeb Dirty Laundry

Does everyone in Hollywood own a pair of these gym pants? (Pop Sugar

Kate Upton goes for a walk (Popoholic

Where Justin Bieber is staying in Hawaii (TMZ

Just to put an exclamation point on the fact that the sheer dress trend needs to stop (Go Fug Yourself