Definitely Quiveration, Maybe Engaged?

January 25, 2008 07:38:55 Posted at January 25, 2008 07:38:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Reynolds last night at the Definitely Maybe premiere without a beard for once posing with co-star Abigail Breslin. Totally thought I’d prefer him clean shaven, but seeing him here… it’s a little too Tiger Beat, non? Definitely maybe just a little stubble. As for those engagement rumours – the NY Daily News reported this week than an engagement announcement is imminent, that Ryan proposed and Scarjo accepted. Full Story

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Andrew Morton’s much-hyped Tom Cruise biography is #1 on the New York Time Best Sellers list after just one week! Do you love it, or do you LOVE it???

Apparently, since the book is not available in the UK, British tourists have been stocking up too, bringing copies home with them for family and friends eager to read about how much the GMD loves Xenu. This has made my life.

Quick Chicken Fried Newsflash: once again Britney bailed on her court hearing – a hearing SHE requested to regain visitation rights to her kids. Then of course she went joyriding, this time accompanied by a new assistant, and wearing no bra under the flimsiest of tees, showing off a set of impressively lovely breasts.

Just another day…

It’s Thursday, am online all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,



PS. Congratulations Tannis – thrilled to hear about your baby! Hope you’re getting some sleep!

PPS. To Lara H – Happy 30th! It only gets better! Promise.

PPPS. And for Jill – Happy 25th from your boyfriend Joel who loves you so much he wrote to a dirty gossip blogger to ask for a mention. Cute, non?

PPPPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Justin Timberlake or Sting or Tony Parker. Also not John Mayer.

PPPPPS. Remember Condom-free Sleaze? He finally called her back…with a job offer. Somehow secured her a small, small role in a movie – a negligible role, really but on a set that’s super connected. She’s apparently thrilled and he’s off the hook. For now.

She Was Supposed to Wear Pink

January 24, 2008 12:54:39 Posted at January 24, 2008 12:54:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Gwyneth was apparently scheduled to attend the Golden Globes last week and as Us Weekly reports, this was one of the dresses she was considering – a Valentino from his final collection. You likey? Word is that carpet was supposed to be ridiculous. Which only means that this weekend’s SAG Awards – with the Oscars still up in the air – could be even more ridiculous. Full Story

Fashion GayFight!

January 24, 2008 11:52:20 Posted at January 24, 2008 11:52:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Only thing better than two bitches scrapping is two queens scrapping. Or in this case, three queens scrapping. So Mr Valentino has announced he’s retiring and, like any egomaniacal ‘mo would rightly do, is currently milking the longest goodbye, like, ever. As you know, Mr Valentino does not mince words. Full Story

Junior’s Sperm Finds a Second Jackpot

January 24, 2008 11:26:46 Posted at January 24, 2008 11:26:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like his mentor Kevin Federline, KFed Jr’s boys can swim hard. And when they dive, they always hit the target. In Touch Weekly is reporting that Tori Spelling is pregnant and while In Touch is normally full of sh*t, Tori and Junior need the exposure. Full Story

A One Time Coat

January 24, 2008 10:54:26 Posted at January 24, 2008 10:54:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not for everyone, hell no. You may think it’s ugly – and you certainly wouldn’t be alone – but as opposed to Blake’s Barbara Walter’s moment, at least there’s something campy arty going on. At least it’s fun. Lucy Liu’s pink and purple ensemble yesterday at Valentino in Paris, I mean. Full Story

Blake’s 2nd Strike

January 24, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Blake Lively at the Valentino couture show in Paris wearing something even uglier than she did last week (here). Took one look and I saw my mother. Why is she dressing like a 60 year old? Not sweet. Full Story

The Ex Truce: One Night Only

January 24, 2008 09:09:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 09:09:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There are many reasons to look forward to Oscar…but this year, even more intriguing. Because there is a party going on the night before – appropriately titled The Night Before party – setting up to be a clash of the exes. Seriously guaranteed to salivate your smutty juices. The party is hosted by some super triple diamond A list celebrities, most notably Jennifer Aniston AND Brad Pitt AND Angelina Jolie. Full Story

Halle Channels Britney and Sally?

January 24, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

HATE Halle Berry’s new pre-delivery ‘do. Hate it. My producer Jennifer says she looks like Whitney Houston. I say she looks like Britney Spears circa 2005 – pregnant with SPF in the pages of Elle Magazine. As you can see, only Sally Field can make that sh*t work. source Full Story

Bond 22 Gets a Name

January 24, 2008 08:34:19 Posted at January 24, 2008 08:34:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Press event for the new Bond feature today as the title of the highly anticipated 2nd effort for Daniel Craig was finally revealed. Quantum of Solace Quantum of Solace will be released later this year. In the meantime, enjoy a little morning quiver for Daniel Craig. Ridiculously yum. Damn. As for the ladies – these are the new Bond Girls: Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. Full Story

Miss America Charms Vancouver

January 24, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not my favourite but I’d trade Pamela Anderson’s dirty skank for Jennifer Aniston’s fraud any time. Can we give Pam to the US in exchange for Jen? Jen kicked off her Canadian work trip with some drama last week thanks to her “racialist” bodyguard and has been very obliging ever since in an attempt to blow the incident away with her sweetness and her hard nipples. Full Story