Calgary Gossip Night – Photos and Thanks

April 8, 2008 08:15:00 Posted at April 8, 2008 08:15:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We were at capacity…thanks to all of you for coming to BLVD Lounge on Thursday night! Buzz around town was that it was the hottest party of the entire week. And it had NOTHING to do with me. I brought our eTalk crew - bunch of dudes who thought it was their birthday when they walked into to a room full of 300 hot girls. Full Story

April 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 8, 2008 08:05:00 Posted at April 8, 2008 08:05:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 22nd Birthday Kat P with love from Steph who is too broke and too busy with papers and exams to send a gift just now. She says it’s coming though…hold her to it! For Heather – am sorry to hear what happened. Sending you a big hug and hoping you’re taking a few days off. Full Story

Monday, April 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Avril Lavigne was shut out at the Junos in favour of Feist. And rightly so. But the highlight of the night course had to be my girl Jully Black. Jully f*cking killed it. So Canada got it right… and Canada also got it very, very, very wrong.

Because Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton brought her disease to Montreal this weekend to launch her assy shoe collection and people actually came out to meet her, greet her, and support her. They willingly submitted to infection. They spent money on her sh*t designs.

Who are these people? And what the f&ck is wrong with you?

You want to buy something? Buy Jully’s CD. Or Measha Brueggergosman’s. But don’t waste the valuable Canadian dollar on a virus!!! Am. I. Wrong???

More on the Junos, including thoughts on meeting Michael Buble and all the parties and also the Calgary gossip night to be posted today and tomorrow.

Monday – live blogging between travel. Check back often. Haven’t slept since Saturday – spelling will be shoddy. Please don’t hate. Also, party hopping all nighters mean swag, swag, swag. My swag is your swag. Giveaways to come… a bag is one of them.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Kate Bosworth is not cranky. Neither is Renee Zellweger.

How Chace Broke Free

April 7, 2008 11:42:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 11:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Carrie Idol’s snippy bitch came loose yesterday during Idol Gives Back when she was asked about Chace Crawford. She snapped that they actually broke up over text message and while she insists it was a mutual decision, given her choice of words, clearly the girl is bitter. "It was completely mutual. Full Story

The Thinnification of Mimi

April 7, 2008 09:01:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 09:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Idol Gives Back last night, Mimi posed in a tank top and jeans with a super flat stomach, little arms, a whittling waist, and not a trace of chubb. She says she’s been working hard with her trainer and eating well… it shows! Mimi Cheese has a slammin’ body. And the best part is there’s really no cause to worry. Full Story

Gay on a Plane

April 7, 2008 08:35:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe it? Can you believe Tom Ford actually carries his own bag? Check it out – Tom at LAX toting his own tote. Am shocked. Because Tom Ford is totally the type to have a bag bitch. Some young gay panting to do his bidding while Tom tells him repeatedly he is worthless. I would be Tom’s bag bitch faster than you can say faghag. Full Story

Beckham Porn at Elton John

April 7, 2008 06:51:55 Posted at April 7, 2008 06:51:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Elton John show Saturday night – the Beckhams brought their own brand of porn to commemorate the occasion. Beckham Porn is second only to Pitt Porn. But first, let’s start with the clean side. Their boys were there with them. And Cruz did his famous dancing bit … was very, very sweet. Full Story

Cam & Gerry?

April 7, 2008 06:49:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 06:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gerard Butler superfans aren’t exactly known to be the most sane of the lot, so it’ll be interesting to see how they’ll react to this one: Gerry is tapping Cammie on the sly. Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? According to the UK Mirror Full Story