Replacing Scarjo?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 07:03:00 August 27, 2008 07:03:00

Oh she wishes. But let’s applaud the effort, shall we? Jennifer Aniston had dinner with Woody Allen last night at Madeo no doubt discussing a collaboration. Please. Jennifer Aniston is not Diane Keaton. And she’s about 25 years too old. Woody prefers young and nubile these days. He prefers Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Voted Most Popular

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 06:57:00 August 27, 2008 06:57:00

Watching them together is like that, non? High school all over again. The two most popular boys, sauntering side by side down the hall, parting the crowds, smiling easily at their subjects, the most confident gait, never in a hurry, but not terribly slow, and always a secret conversation buzzing between them that you desperately, desperately want to hear. Full Story

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August 27, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 27, 2008 06:48:08 August 27, 2008 06:48:08

To Katie – just married and just moved! Hope Vancouver is treating you well. Hope UBC is treating you well. Sopear misses you… And for Jacquie in Chatelaine – SOOOOO beautiful, SO inspiring, and too bad The Dark Knight is married? I admire you.  Full Story

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks is back on top – his rightful place. He’s also staring down at everyone on Sunset on behalf of Armani, distracting drivers with his golden package.

Sigh.

It was always Becks non? The most decorated Olympian in one Games is nothing next to Becks.

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Pacey vs the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 13:12:00 August 26, 2008 13:12:00

Last week I posted this article about Joshua Jackson and Katie Holmes both in New York working at the  same time on separate projects. For three years, KatE has been isolated from her past, alienated from the reality that defined before that fateful motorcycle ride with the Gay Midget Dwarf. Full Story

Nobody does it better…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 10:47:00 August 26, 2008 10:47:00

Brad Pitt arrived in Venice today – Burn After Reading is opening the festival tomorrow and Brad and George will also be attending a Darfur fundraiser tonight. As you can see, Brad brought his first 2 boys Maddox and Pax along for the trip, perhaps to lessen the load on mommy Angelina. That’s the practical, personal rationale for having his sons with him. Full Story

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Porny interior design

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:49:14 August 26, 2008 09:49:14

Tony Romo bought a new house in Dallas: over 5,000 sq ft, 5 bedrooms, a rec room , and a pool in a gated community with a golf course. Nice. Even better? The price! Only $700K! Why only? Because here in Vancouver, where real estate is becoming criminal, $700K MIGHT be able to buy you a 2 bedroom townhouse on the west side – 1,200 sq ft MAX with no outdoor space. Full Story

Boys roll too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 09:31:05 August 26, 2008 09:31:05

Adrian Grenier in New York – as you can see, the boyfriend jeans and the rolled cuffs have crossed gender style lines. You likey? Me no likey. They’re not falling right. They’re too new. And here’s the thing that bothers me about Adrian Grenier, aesthetically speaking. It’s the way he walks. Full Story

What doesn’t belong?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 07:32:44 August 26, 2008 07:32:44

Noel Coward’s Easy Virtue is being adapted into a major motion picture. First stills from the movie have been released and posted by Cinempire. Colin Firth, Kristin Scott Thomas, Ben Barnes… And an odd ass out. Full Story

It’s fun, no?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 26, 2008 07:16:36 August 26, 2008 07:16:36

A new interview with the incomparable Karl Lagerfeld. I would give up Michael Phelps for 24 hours in the presence of Karl Lagerfeld. No doubt. It’s a long read, click here for the article, but if you stick through it, you will be rewarded with nuggets like these:“They sent a private jet. Full Story