Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 11:29:52 March 20, 2009 11:29:52

The purpose of Vanessa Hudgens (Dlisted)

Penelope or Monica? (Hollywood Tuna)

Thom topless! (Just Jared)

RoboBride goes dancing! (Pop Sugar)

Ugh. I actually like Ebola’s blue dress (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Pimp Daddy hates QB1! (INO)

Mischa Barton vs Ashlee Simpson – throwdown! (Cele|bitchy)

I love polka dot panties (IDLYITW)

LOVE this Nicole Richie cover (A Socialite's Life)

Is he the Robert Pattinson of football? (Kickette)

Cam foils

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 10:21:00 March 20, 2009 10:21:00

Celebrities… just like us! Or so they say. Cameron Diaz went to have her highlights touched up on Wednesday in LA. While in the chair she checked her blackberry obsessively. Michelle said last night at dinner: blackberry is the adult security blanket. Totally. At fashion week, whenever there’s nothing to do, or there’s someone who can’t find a friend, or there’s a lull in the conversation, they all whip them out, send a text, check the hockey scores, twitter, whatever… Cam is supposedly prepping for a few upcoming photo shoots in support of her upcoming film My Sister’s Keeper based on Jodi Picoult’s book. Full Story

Striped Cougar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 09:46:34 March 20, 2009 09:46:34

Courteney Cox on the set of her upcoming new tv series Cougar Town in stripes, with toned arms and legs, and her face freshly touched up for yet another attempt at a hit show. But the hair… The hair is perfect cougar hair. No matter the writing, at least the styling, the styling totally works. Full Story

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JLo Love Shame

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 08:08:19 March 20, 2009 08:08:19

This is Chris Judd out and about last night in LA…remember him? He was married to Jennifer Lopez before she left him and took up with Ben Affleck five minutes later. You will note, her in between times are always very short… JLo is never single for very long. But seeing Chris Judd, it reminds me – this is one thing I love about her: Jennifer Lopez has super Love Shame. Full Story

Seth Rogen > Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 07:29:34 March 20, 2009 07:29:34

Sit DOWN Spray Tan! Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Nylon looking cranked out and rather conceited. This is a girl who loves herself. This is why she’s not sad smut. She worships the camera worshipping her: “I love doing photo shoots… I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… because that’s fun for me. Full Story

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First day of Spring

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 07:14:15 March 20, 2009 07:14:15

Warm weather… it’s coming, right? Because we were treated to mild temperatures earlier in the week only to have it plunge below zero today. In time for the weekend. Boo. By contrast, it’s balmy in Los Angeles, as evidenced by Hilary Duff’s short shorts, pictured here yesterday at a casting call clutching a script. Full Story

Bella and Jacob by the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 07:06:19 March 20, 2009 07:06:19

Taylor Lautner and Kristen Stewart were in Tofino, British Columbia yesterday – where Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married but not at that resort – shooting around South Beach and the Wickaninnish Inn. More of that is happening today. Rachelle Lefevre is said to be around too. Full Story

March 20, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 06:55:50 March 20, 2009 06:55:50

Happy Birthday Amy, the most loyal and supportive friend who endured an hour long cab ride with frequent vomit stops all the in name of good gossip. With love from Rachel. To Carly on your 27th Birthday: We are ‘greatful’ to have such a genuine friend. Hugs! Sue, Nic and Marni.  Full Story

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Smells like fried chicken all around Toronto but everyone I’ve heard from last night who went to see Britney’s Circus at the Air Canada Centre seemed to be disappointed. Apparently her performance was not as high energy as her others have been…? Hopefully she’ll be more awake for her second show tonight. We sell Cheetos here in Canada too, you know.

I can barely focus today. Project Runway at Toronto Fashion Week is today. Am not sure if I’ll be able to refrain from throwing myself at Iman’s feet and begging her to make me her servant.

Today is Thursday. Am blogging between shoots and a screening and of course Iman.

Yours in gossip,


PS. What’s up Vancouver? We’re a week away from Juno Weekend! Have to be honest – last year Calgary LIT IT UP. Can you top it? For once, just once, as a dress rehearsal for the Olympics, shake off that infamous Vancouver apathy and come celebrate Canadian music in our city.

eTalk will be live on the red carpet at GM Place next Sunday for the arrivals – Sarah McLachlan, Michael Buble, Nickelback, Elvis Costello (ELVIS COSTELLO!!!), and…um… some surprises too. Suffice to say – there will be screaming.

Want to join us? Fans on the red carpet also have a chance of winning free tickets to see the Juno Awards! Last year on the red carpet I gave away a cute little clutch to the first person to yell out Granny Freeze. This year… also an amazing prize. Will tell you about it next week. For now… you must get there. To reserve your spot on the red carpet, email [email protected] or call 1-866-460-4797.

PPS. Smack no kids is not Demi and Ashton or Eva Longoria and Tony Parker.

Ew for some, not ew for all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 13:47:04 March 19, 2009 13:47:04

Many requests come in for more Russell Brand. Russell Brand in Australia today making out with some girl. Really? Him? Appears to be rather enthusiastic about this kiss. He’s making her laugh. An aphrodisiac in some cases yes. But… he looks better in leggings than I do. This is not a hurdle I could get over. Full Story

Before LeAnn…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 19, 2009 13:09:28 March 19, 2009 13:09:28

Those of you who grew up in Canada should remember this… 3Deep. Ring a bell? Canada for some reason is a good testing ground for boy bands. Some producer threw together three random boys from soap operas back in the day and released a song that became a modest hit up here but could not translate down in America. Full Story