How to do it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 12:33:20 June 18, 2008 12:33:20

Rachel W, please email me. I owe you $100 from that Cameron Diaz bet from earlier today. The dude she was last making out with was the same model Jennifer Aniston hired to be her boyfriend when she was promoting SmartWater last year. Full Story

Can"t Remember Cam

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 10:01:55 June 18, 2008 10:01:55

She"s been manslinging so hardcore lately I honestly can"t remember who she made out with last without checking the archives and google. Wait. So it was right after unsubstantiated rumours swirled a couple of weeks ago that she"d hooked up with Diddy Daddy Namechange. The next evening she was "spotted" flirting over dinner with some dude. Full Story

Him? Really?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 07:11:00 June 18, 2008 07:11:00

People Magazine just named its Hottest Bachelor… Mario Lopez? Call me Cruise but I’m not into beefcakes and Chippendale’s dancers. Don’t like men who walk around in beaters. Not only am I not attracted to him, I actually find it kinda repulsive. Even more, I find it offensive. Full Story

The New Nicole Doesn’t Have to Look Hungry

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:48:44 June 18, 2008 05:48:44

She must have been pulling an MK Olsen move at the Women in Film Crystal Lucy Awards in LA last night – Nicole Richie dressing for the esoteric and it’s not so much the Audubon inspired dress print but that the dress itself is not flattering…at all. Needless to say, it will also likely spark a new round of pregnancy speculation. Full Story

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The Anti-Owen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:25:52 June 18, 2008 05:25:52

He’s a pompous prick but they do look good together, non? Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson, continuing to love it up all over NYC, photographed last night for the first time holding hands. I can totally see the attraction. Have you read his books? There’s something about his arrogance, it’s dangerously sexy. Full Story

The Luckiest Man in Tall Boy Pants

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:22:03 June 18, 2008 05:22:03

GQ calls Tom Brady the luckiest man on earth on the cover of its latest issue graced by, who else?, Gisele Bundchen. And even though the luckiest man looks a little dorky in his tall boy pants, the combined gorgessity of the two of them together overrides the awkward jeans. It’s hard to find cool jeans for tall big boys, non? Gisele told GQ that Tom “really, genuinely doesn’t have a bad bone in his body. Full Story

Touch My Lips Too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:15:50 June 18, 2008 05:15:50

This is Becks driving around Beverly Hills yesterday in his jeep quivering some rich lady loins. Something about the way his fingers are touching his lips… it’s making me crazy. Always imagined he’d be the kind of man who is good with his hands. Strong hands that know when to be gentle. Full Story

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Smut Soiree Tonight!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:10:56 June 18, 2008 05:10:56

Please note that the event is at capacity – over capacity – and security is tight. Address and details were sent to all attendees on Monday so please make sure you share the information with your party people. As for all your emails about what to wear… anything you want! Remember though, there’s a pool and there’s a garden so your stilettos will be sinking into the grass if you trot out there in your sky high Christian Diors. Full Story

June 18, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 18, 2008 05:08:09 June 18, 2008 05:08:09

Happy Belated Birthday – 30th!!! – to Jules in Ottawa from Amy H. Halifax is missing you! To Georgia…3 more days til freedom! Smut helps pass the time! With love from Serena. For Lisa – best wishes to you and your little boy. Sending you a huge hug and hoping gossip continues to be a welcome distraction. Full Story

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Dear Gossips,

If you’ve been visiting this site for a while and familiar with the riddles, this portrait of Mike Myers from Entertainment Weekly shouldn’t surprise you. Perfectionist? Or a pain in the f&cking ass? According to his supporters, his “comic genius” allows him licence to act a douchebag and treat people like sh*t. Problem is, he’s pissed off so many they’re actually pulling for him NOT to succeed.

The Love Guru takes on Get Smart this weekend. It was an unusual move by both studios – rare that two big budget pictures are going head to head on the same weekend. The common practice in recent years has been to move things around to avoid direct confrontation. But neither blinked. Rumour has it that, for Mike at least, it’s become a bit of an ego trip. He wants to take Steve down…

Will Get Smart flop?

Hopefully not.

Here’s Steve with his wife last night at the premiere in LA and please go see Get Smart. Think of it this way – if The Love Guru is a huge hit, we’ll never hear the end of it from Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake who’ll probably start taking credit for saving the film. Not unlike the way he took credit for saving the Grammys.

Tuesday – am online all day. Remember to refresh. NKOTB article is coming… it’s a long one and was distracted yesterday by the US Open. Miss golf. Hate Mischa Barton!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Michael Douglas does not have another woman. The other woman isn’t Krista Allen.