Halle Channels Britney and Sally?

January 24, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

HATE Halle Berry’s new pre-delivery ‘do. Hate it. My producer Jennifer says she looks like Whitney Houston. I say she looks like Britney Spears circa 2005 – pregnant with SPF in the pages of Elle Magazine. As you can see, only Sally Field can make that sh*t work. source Full Story

Bond 22 Gets a Name

January 24, 2008 08:34:19 Posted at January 24, 2008 08:34:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Press event for the new Bond feature today as the title of the highly anticipated 2nd effort for Daniel Craig was finally revealed. Quantum of Solace Quantum of Solace will be released later this year. In the meantime, enjoy a little morning quiver for Daniel Craig. Ridiculously yum. Damn. As for the ladies – these are the new Bond Girls: Olga Kurylenko and Gemma Arterton. Full Story

Miss America Charms Vancouver

January 24, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 24, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She’s not my favourite but I’d trade Pamela Anderson’s dirty skank for Jennifer Aniston’s fraud any time. Can we give Pam to the US in exchange for Jen? Jen kicked off her Canadian work trip with some drama last week thanks to her “racialist” bodyguard and has been very obliging ever since in an attempt to blow the incident away with her sweetness and her hard nipples. Full Story

Stroke Face Finds a Famous Friend

January 24, 2008 07:33:56 Posted at January 24, 2008 07:33:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sort of. Like seriously…Julien Macdonald must be hard up for attention if he has to resort to squiring around Tara Reid and her stroke face - when someone abuses her body so badly, everything starts to droop. Perhaps there’s even some paralysis going on there. At only 32, this is Tara Reid. Full Story

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Though they had not been seen together since last Thursday, and even though British Britney claimed on camera she’d never heard of him, Adnan is back in the picture. And how. And every paper will buy the photos. Chicken Fried Famewhore never ceases to amaze.

More on Britney and AFed below – on the day his estranged wife files for separation, Adnan “declares” himself on national television. How romantic.

But despite yesterday’s events, there is at least one person who woke up happy this morning. Denise Richards is the new parent pimp on the block, guaranteeing a new generation of Lilo and Brits. Yay.

Wednesday, am online all day. Refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy Birthday Ilona! 40 is definitely the number that should be named. 40 is the new 30!

PPS. Cheater Uninterrupted is not Chris Martin. You don’t have to be a real rocker to live the rocker life. Ask James Blunt. Who is also not the uninterrupted cheater but equally as cheesy.

To: Tom… From: Degrassi

January 23, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As revealed exclusively on eTalk last week, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero is gay and has decided to come out. Adamo tells his story to Nelson Branco in the new issue of Fab, explaining how he came to terms with his sexuality, what he struggled with, and the peace he found afterwards. Full Story

Fall In Love with My Marion

January 23, 2008 13:26:39 Posted at January 23, 2008 13:26:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They say Julie Christie can’t lose. And she shouldn’t. But if I had a ballot, as you know, apologies for repeating this for almost a year now, my vote would go to Marion Cotillard. Because her turn at Edith Piaf in La Vie en Rose was simply astonishing. Please do see it if you haven’t. Full Story

Yoko & Romo: Over???

January 23, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

OK Magazine is reporting that Tony is trying to squirm out of his relationship with Jessica Simpson, apparently realising finally that she’s too high maintenance to handle, especially since she comes with an entire family, including a pervy papa pimp for a father. Full Story

The Other Josh & Diane

January 23, 2008 11:36:15 Posted at January 23, 2008 11:36:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was a packed house in the Best Supporting Actor category this year and Josh Brolin was the odd man out. But nomination or not, 2007 was a banner career year, as Josh turned in American Gangster and, of course, No Country For Old Men. Unfortunately he happened to be acting opposite Javier Bardem who just might rank in the list of top villains for a long, long time. Full Story

The New Justin & Britney?

January 23, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 23, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love it. Rihanna and Chris Brown, trying to date undercover, but not really, seen here leaving Barney’s separately and then getting into the same SUV. Cute, non? Kinda like Britney and JT for a new generation. She’s the good girl gone bad. She’s the one with a different boyfriend every month. Full Story

The Nominee at Nobu

January 23, 2008 09:08:09 Posted at January 23, 2008 09:08:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A Canadian among the best actresses… now this, Canada, this is what we should celebrate. Instead of that skankbag Pamela Anderson. It’s sad though, isn’t it? That more Canadians have seen Pammy fellate Tommy than have seen Juno? For those who have seen Juno however I’m sure by now you are more than a little in love with Ellen Page. Full Story