August 20, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 20, 2008 06:50:09 August 20, 2008 06:50:09

Happy 33rd Birthday Jill with love from Lauren. Moisturisers and marathons? Much better than Botox. You should share that with Granny Freeze! Congrats to KirstO on your big engagement from LindO. To Meghan – Happy 29th Birthday! How was Thom Yorke last night?  Full Story

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

“Am I need to say something? How beautiful am I?”

Yelena Isinbayeva last night on NBC’s Olympic coverage. Amazing. Finally a Russian diva to entertain at the Games. No one does drama like a Russian diva. Just ask Svetlana Khorkina. Watching Yelena own that Bird’s Nest last night, prancing around the track like some kind of Jolie scripting her own film… it was the best thing ever. Love, love, love, LOVE her.

And also Canada’s Ian Millar, 9 time Olympian, 61 years old, who brought home silver for Canada and dedicated it to his late wife. He lost her in March. Ian is headed to London in 2012.

Freebie Five is screwed up. Will fix soon.

Tuesday – am online all day, refresh often!

Yours in gossip,


No Means Yes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 13:11:10 August 19, 2008 13:11:10

It’s been widely circulated this week that my boyfriend Michael Phelps is either dating Amanda Beard or model Lily Donaldson. The rumours seem to have no roots – they don’t even come from a bottom feeding rag. Like literally plucked from a random cyber link with absolutely no reference. Full Story

Shelf Ass at TIFF

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 12:29:29 August 19, 2008 12:29:29

Full line up has now been announced for the Toronto International Film Festival. Bright stars and the potential for very, very, very juicy smut. The list of high profile expected attendees is below but right off the top – Shelfy Jessica Biel will be there! Shelf Ass trying to assert herself in a great sea of real actors – needless to say, she’s begging, BEGGING the Pip to join her for some play. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 09:41:46 August 19, 2008 09:41:46

The House Bunny premiere went down last night – this is Rumey in white working her angles, trying to dominate the carpet even though she is, at best, a tertiary character. That’s my girl. The House Bunny lead of course is Anna Faris who plays the ditzy blonde to Emma Stone’s intellectual brunette. Full Story

Gay > Gold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 08:23:01 August 19, 2008 08:23:01

Amazing. A People Magazine decision to agree with… perhaps at the expense of the MiniVan Majority? Love the new cover, but you have to wonder, does People love the cover? Or the timing of it? Record numbers tuned in in America to watch Michael Phelps win gold last weekend. Full Story

The Female John Mayer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 08:02:29 August 19, 2008 08:02:29

Sienna Miller at LAX yesterday after 2 weeks of loved up scandalous Hollywood goodness with Balthazar Getty. Looks like someone has to get back to work. At the airport, she was met by the paps, intent of course on provoking a reaction to the question: why are you a homewrecker? You’ll recall, Sienna and her mother and all her friends are desperately trying to convince you that she isn’t. Full Story

Rumey and The Hills

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 07:49:24 August 19, 2008 07:49:24

New season of The Hills premiered last night. Am over it, didn’t watch. But apparently this is a minority sentiment. Here they are, all of them at a party to celebrate, and the cameras were there too. Of course. Heidi, in a Herve Leger and white heels, as usual, looks like a mall girl. Audrina belongs in Blender. Full Story

McGosling Delight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 06:54:00 August 19, 2008 06:54:00

Exclusive. OMG OMG OMG. It’s only Tuesday and the McGoslings will lose their sh*t. You ready? Last night in Toronto. At a restaurant called Grace on College Street. 10pm seating. Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams walk in. Together. Holding hands. You’ll recall, they were just seen and photographed Full Story

August 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 19, 2008 06:50:43 August 19, 2008 06:50:43

To the entourage Katie, Alicia, Caitlin & Pamela: A private island cottage for me and my best gal pals?! How amazing are we!!! Thank you for all the hard work and the massive bowl of KD at midnight. Only for you would I wear that nasty wedding dress! Love, Victoria Happy 30th Birthday Emma in Toronto from Rona in Ireland who misses you dearly and wishes badly she could join you this year as she does every other. Full Story