Someone Loves My Rumey

April 10, 2008 12:27:40 Posted at April 10, 2008 12:27:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

See? I’m telling you. In person, she’s not that… unappealing. In person, she’s actually kinda cute. At least a few boys think so. And she’s been linked with enough of them to prove it. Consider this: no one will go near Lindsay Lohan anymore. But Rumer Willis is not off limits. Full Story

Kate Hudson and Dangling Dicks

April 10, 2008 12:06:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 12:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As gorgeous as she is, sometimes Kate Hudson just flies off the rails, you know what I mean? Check it out – Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey in London for the premiere of Fool’s Gold. I have no idea what the f&ck she’s wearing. It’s atrocious. And gawdy. And those two ropes hanging off her sleeves with the tassels… they remind me of China’s Empress Dowager Cixi – that old bat who you always associate with eunuchs. Full Story

The Hills: the Rolling Stone Photo Shoot

April 10, 2008 11:00:52 Posted at April 10, 2008 11:00:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Believe it or not, the girls of The Hills have landed a Rolling Stone cover. Exclusive details from the shoot to follow… Big surprise: Heidi is NOT the biggest bitch among the four girls. Well, she is. But not in the way you’d expect. More on that later. The biggest bitch according to my sources is Whitney, followed in close second by Audrina. Full Story

Warner/Flare Juno Party Swag Giveaway!

April 10, 2008 10:07:29 Posted at April 10, 2008 10:07:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So we went to the Warner Music Canada/Flare party on Sunday night after the Junos because… I’m not going to lie – we heard they had the best gift bags. My swag is your swag, remember? I’m keeping the chocolate though. By the time I came home, it was late and I had to blog so I ate all the Cadbury that came with the gifts. Full Story

Why Sarah’s not with George

April 10, 2008 09:25:51 Posted at April 10, 2008 09:25:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When asked in Europe why Sarah Larson didn’t join him on the Leatherheads promotional tour, George Clooney replied that she was “working”. Celebitchy Full Story

Natalie & Lindsay

April 10, 2008 09:01:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 09:01:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Since this morning’s post about Natalie Portman’s new relationship with Devendra Banhart, a few of his hardcore fans have emailed insisting that A. he really is beautiful and B. he truly is an artist. I won’t argue with beautiful. Beautiful is many things to many people. The only thing it is NOT is Tori Spelling and Donatella Versace. Full Story

Nicole’s Nose and Breasts

April 10, 2008 08:36:05 Posted at April 10, 2008 08:36:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a nose thing. And I’ve just realised Nicole Richie has a killer nose! LOVE her nose! Here she is with her dad and little sister at the ASCAP Pop Awards last night in Hollywood looking so beautiful and so healthy. It’s been three months since Little Harlow was born. Three months and Nicole has not reverted to starvation mode. Full Story

Live Like Karl

April 10, 2008 08:04:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 08:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I love him. When he’s a mean motherf*cker I love him even more. How can you NOT love Karl Lagerfeld??? Jezebel has just excerpted a new article with Karl from Hong Kong’s prestige magazine in which Karl honours us with a glimpse into his mind. Full Story

Three Whisker Charity Case

April 10, 2008 07:48:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 07:48:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The tabloids keep trying – they keep trying to mash up Jennifer Aniston and Three Whiskers Orly Bloom. OK! has now slapped their “romance” on its cover with a story inside about how they were like “two heat seeking missiles” at Eva Longoria’s party. Full Story

Natalie’s New Cliché

April 10, 2008 07:35:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 07:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His name is Devendra Banhart. He’s a musician. But of course he is. Only musicians can get away with sh*t like this. You’re not a true artist without an overabundance of facial hair and dirty fingernails, see? At least not for those in their 20s. So textbook and cliché it hurts to see that Natalie Portman subscribes to it as well. Full Story

An Engagement and An Opportunity

April 10, 2008 07:23:00 Posted at April 10, 2008 07:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz – they’re engaged, she confirmed it online ending weeks of speculation. Oh and by the way, she’s launching her own clothing line… it comes out on April 22nd. Coincidence … or conspiracy? Why are these f*ckers SO transparent??? How long can a marriage/engagement really last if it’s exploited for professional purposes right off the get? Photos from Full Story