Besties in Bed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 11:35:47 October 24, 2008 11:35:47

A bonus blind riddle for this week. Short and smutty. They’re best friends and they say best friends only… But they sleep in the same bed when they’re on holiday. Duana and I have been sharing a king bed during our European travels but that’s because we’re poor. If we could afford it? Please. Full Story

Plain Ashley and what MK eats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 10:47:35 October 24, 2008 10:47:35

The Olsens were on Oprah yesterday – most boring interview ever. Seriously… You’d think the Mighty Opes would slap her big stick around more often, non? She’s Oprah. She could have asked them whatever she wanted to. Instead though, Oprah decided to throw softballs and spent too much time discussing with Mary Kate and Ashley what they like for breakfast. Full Story

Guy’s Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 09:06:01 October 24, 2008 09:06:01

He went out to a gallery last night with RDJ and Jude Law – male bonding as a release after a long day’s work on set. As I mentioned yesterday, here in London, it’s pro-Guy all the way. The classic obnoxious American superstar and the unassuming, low key, middle class British boy who is fighting back against her… What’s interesting though is that it’s pretty common knowledge Guy’s background. Full Story

Matt Damon ONEXONE San Francisco

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 07:43:26 October 24, 2008 07:43:26

When it comes to his commitment to ONEXONE, Matt Damon is nothing short of amazing. He has been involved with the organisation in Canada for 3 years and is now taking ONEXONE to the US, launching the inaugural ONEXONE gala dinner in San Francisco last night and bringing Lucy along with him. As always, he worked the carpet and the media line for as long as it took to get the message across, stopping for every outlet, posing for every photo, busting his ass to give back. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pumpkin Patch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 07:10:21 October 24, 2008 07:10:21

Britney took her boys to the pumpkin patch yesterday to prepare for Halloween. I have a friend who’s dressing up as fried chicken with a gurney strapped to his back… is that wrong? We are depraved. But then again… The first is the photo Britney posted on her own website – she’s standing with her kids on display beamed out to millions and millions of her fans. Full Story

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The GOOPy travelling mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:52:54 October 24, 2008 06:52:54

Gwyneth arrived in New York yesterday with Apple and Moses looking like every mom after a long flight with children (Victoria Beckham not included): a little disheveled, carrying backpacks and plastic bags. Coldplay performs on Saturday Night Live tomorrow so it’ll be a family reunion. Here in London though it seems to be unanimous in smutty circles that that marriage is not as perfect as the Paltrow lets on. Full Story

America vs Lilo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:46:00 October 24, 2008 06:46:00

Page Six reported yesterday that Lindsay Lohan’s 6 episode appearance on Ugly Betty has now been slashed to 4 because she and America Ferrera clashed on set. According to their report, Lilo was a nightmare to work with and America told her to beat it. Us Weekly  Full Story

Look at my stomach!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:34:04 October 24, 2008 06:34:04

Jennifer Aniston was photographed leaving Courtney Cox’s on Thursday amid rumours she’s carrying John Mayer’s child. Not surprisingly, Stephen Huvane, who loves to deny sh-t like 5 minutes after he leaks it, has yet to dismiss the Australian report. Not because the story isn’t worth dismissing but because it’s the best strategy surrounding his client in ages…and he didn’t even think of it! Sometimes random, inaccurate Australian rags do bring benefits, non? Anyway, as you can see, Jen is making sure you’re still wondering about her pregnancy – pretending to not want to be shot with her hair covering her face but pointedly hovering her hand around her belly …because it’s the baby that’s the true star? Coke bloat has its advantages too! Photos from Full Story

October 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 24, 2008 06:28:46 October 24, 2008 06:28:46

For Ellen – good luck on Monday! The third time will be the final time! Bionic bilaterally sounds pretty kick ass. Sending you best thoughts and a big hug! Happy Birthday Lesley – have an amazing Sunday! And thank you for supporting my site, even though I’m not kind to Keith’s wife. Full Story

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

On the carpet last night at the Grey Goose Character & Cocktails event last night, the question on everyone’s mind was how the Madonna Guy Ritchie split would affect the London social scene. The party was a fundraiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and I asked Elton’s husband, David Furnish, a Canadian, for this thoughts. David is a sweet gentle man. He didn’t offer anything smutty. But whispering on the carpet with seasoned British journalists on the beat, seeing their undisguised delight over the whole thing and it’s readily apparent: for them it’s the best story ever and the one that will keep them flush, they hope, through the fall to winter.

Interestingly enough, even though Us Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Guy Ritchie has already hooked up with Kelly Reilly, and they’ve borrowed from American tabloids before, none of the rabid tabloids over here in the UK have picked up on the story at press time (10am London), continuing to be largely pro-Guy…

The 50 year old bitch is much easier to hate.

A few articles were posted late yesterday. Scroll down to catch up.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Faith Hill is not being ignored. Faith wouldn’t care anyway. The Lord is all she needs.

PPS. Liv Tyler did not choose body over baby, or at least that wasn’t her reason.

PPPS. Megan Fox is not B1. Lindsay Lohan is not B2. And American Ferrera is neither.

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