Nicole Richie’s first appearance after Harlow’s arrival – looking lovely. Much has been made of course of how much weight she’s lost already though I suppose if you’re pretty lean already pre-pregnancy, it’s not surprising to slim down rather quickly. My friend Justine gained 40 pounds, birthed a huge boy, and was back in her Sevens in less than a week. Full Story
Only Johnny’s girl. Vanessa Paradis at the NRJ Awards making leather pants look chic and also making a fool out of anyone else who wants to try it. Want to flog myself for not appreciating her sooner. For criminally criticising her past Oscar originality. The shame! Depps will be a highlight at the Kodak this year. Full Story
Last year it was Jennifer Hudson stealing her show. But this year there’s a much more formidable rival. Because while Beyonce continues to look like ass letting her mother dress her, Rihanna bears no such maternal burden. Which is why time and again, she is fiercely beating B at the style game. Full Story
Seriously. Seriously. Look at Annette Bening. Look at her. She will be 50 this year. If this is me at 50, Buddha will have heard my prayers. So forget the awards, forget the Oscars, forget his professional accolades… Warren Beatty’s singular most exceptional achievement was taking his head out of his ass long enough to secure and marry a woman like Annette Bening. Full Story
Call me Cruise and maybe even a little drunk but this is Tara Reid heading to a pre-Chinese New Year party with her new BFF Julien Macdonald in London trying to ingratiate herself with the Eurotrash jetset and actually looking… not bad. And the Stroke Face appears to have receded. Perhaps it’s the influence of the Rat? Chinese New Year is still over a week away but celebrations are beginning though it does not look like an auspicious beginning for Roberto Cavalli who is officially OVER thanks to his sudden association with Tara and her ghetto tits. Full Story
Almost a year ago, about the same time she entered rehab for the first of three visits, Lindsay Lohan was supposedly horny-texting Brody Jenner, telling him she was craving “McDonald’s and sex”. Twelve months later, even though Brody apparently has a serious girlfriend, he and Lilo are both in New York and were all over each other this weekend on the club scene. Full Story
Joe Simpson has ordered a legal attack on OK! Magazine for daring to suggest that his daughter Jessica was on the receiving end of a second dump and run. According to the magazine, Tony Romo is looking to escape, just like John Mayer did last year… obviously not an image Jessica is comfortable being labelled with: the girl that no man can stand for long.
This is what happens when your pimp father manages your career and sells you as a bimbo.
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PS. Happy 40th Birthday Kathy M!
PPS. Regarding the Lainey Lurv Facebook group and your emails about where it went. I don’t use Facebook so I’ve no idea how it works. The creator of the group however passed on to me the news that it’s alive and thriving, only for some reason not turning up with a search. No clue how to find it but it’s still there and members can access no problem and apparently they’re all over the blind riddles.
PPPS. Good luck to Joan and co., supporting Women Against Violence Again Women and the Tri City Women’s Resource Society with a special performance of The Vagina Monologues – hope to see you on March 1st!
PPPPS. Jon Bon Jovi is not the uninterrupted cheater. On cheese factor, you were closer to home with James Blunt.
If you watch Ellen Degeneres, you are well aware she and Jake Gyllenhaal have this thing. It’s the cutest. YouTube has a few clips of his appearances and the last time he visited her, he asked her to do a First Nations greeting call with him consisting of a series of oohs and ahhs delivered simultaneously while holding hands. Full Story
The Smash doesn’t get enough love. And since it’s Friday, it’s time to give The Smash some love. But not before my tireless pleading… Only 3 new episodes of Fright Night Lights remain before the show runs out of script. But if you still haven’t had the pleasure, the season 1 DVD is available now. Full Story
Alan Rickman is a sexy beast. Yum. Especially in his hilarious striped jeans and leather cape at Sundance. OK so maybe it’s not a cape but still…wouldn’t you love to see Snape rock a leather cape? If you’re a Potter fan, a large part of your heart probably belongs to Alan and to Snape. Full Story
Famed photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of portraits for Disney using celebrities as famous Disney characters. Totally cheesy, but kinda in a good way. Take La Lopez and Marc Anthony for example as Princess Jasmine and her man with Whoopi as Aladdin. So cheese. So love. And then there’s Shelf Ass Jessica Biel who does a piss poor Pocahontas. Full Story