Sticking Up For Sarah

April 7, 2008 04:39:04 Posted at April 7, 2008 04:39:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

George Clooney has it bad. Because whatever Sarah Larson is selling him has gotten him so hot and bothered he’s not only declaring his love publicly, he’s also declaring an enemy of anyone who dares to cross her. George gave an interview to the New Yorker  Full Story

Pip’n’Ass at the Wedding

April 7, 2008 04:31:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 04:31:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some important person in Hollywood was married Saturday night and the wedding brought out some young heavy hitters including an Olsen, a Speedman, a Pipqueak, and a Shelf Ass. Here are Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel on their way out of the reception. As you can see from Shelfy’s smug ass expression, someone is very, very, very happy to be greeted by the paps. Full Story

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Olsen at the Wedding

April 7, 2008 04:26:49 Posted at April 7, 2008 04:26:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley attended a wedding in honour of some stylist in Hollywood and while leaving decided to pull a move like this – using a mask to cover her face so as not be photographed. Obviously it didn’t work. And while it’s certainly obnoxious and more than a little lame, on the spectrum of famewhoring hypocrisy, I also wouldn’t say that Ashley Olsen is on the Paris extreme. Full Story

Gwyneth at the Wedding

April 7, 2008 04:22:49 Posted at April 7, 2008 04:22:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all over her new hair. And her skin looks lovely too. As for those who love to hate her and who are about to monkey jump all over her snotty ass for wearing white to a wedding – they were all apparently asked to wear white, or specifically ivory, to the wedding. Looks better in photos. I agree. Full Story

B & J Get Married

April 7, 2008 04:17:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 04:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was indeed the number 4. April 4th, 2008 – Jay Z and Beyonce got married in New York and they pulled it off impressively privately. Which means those wedding photos are going to be worth maybe even more than Jennifer Lopez’s twins…should they choose to pimp them. Believe it or not though, it actually might not happen. Full Story

What Comes After Ryan…

April 7, 2008 03:49:00 Posted at April 7, 2008 03:49:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Alanis Morrissette photographed at LAX holding hands with a mystery man purported to be her new boyfriend. Obviously, aesthetically, not even close to being in Ryan Reynolds’s universe. At the same time, Alanis doesn’t need a Ken Doll who hankers for big tits like high school. Alanis and geek cute, Ryan and Scarlett… all is as it should be? Photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Dinner With Duchovny?

April 7, 2008 03:45:32 Posted at April 7, 2008 03:45:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love David Duchovny? Want to sit across from him at the dinner table and will him to fall in love with you? Now’s your chance… for a good cause. A beloved Canadian actress called Babz Chula has been battling cancer for some years. It’s recurred, she’s fighting, and undergoing treatment that is not covered by medical insurance. Full Story

April 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 7, 2008 03:16:47 Posted at April 7, 2008 03:16:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 39th Kirsten L who has been reading from the very, very, very beginning! Much love from “the Gang” …and me too! To Krista – what’s up!!! Am crushed that you missed the BLVD party. And I agree with you – Gwavin… not so hot. Sorry Matt. Forgive? To Mike at Mike’s Mike"s Bloggity Blog Blob Full Story

Friday, April 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Calgary rocks.

Thanks to all of those who made it out to BLVD last night. Hope you had a great time. I had a great time. And to Alison – if you’re still talking to me – hope there are no hard feelings? We never did catch up again about the riddles and more guesses. Look forward to your email.

Photos from Calgary gossip night to come on Monday but suffice to say – Cowtown showed me a great party. Thank you, love you, owe you. And see you at the Junos!

Friday – am blogging all day. Am also wicked hung over. Please forgive typos?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Everyone seems to be hating on Madonna’s new video because she looks touched up beyond belief. What ISN’T touched up beyond believe these days? Have you seen the ladies of Sex & the City? Click here for their new promotional shots. Madge vs Carrie’s Crew… I call it a draw. And I totally love 4 Minutes to Save the World. Love, love, love. Love the crazy one hand drop she does on the dance floor, love the styling, love her Mary Kate hair. Love how uncomfortable I feel when they start undressing each other. And I especially love the fact that she’s still killing it after all these years. To watch 4 minutes to Save the World, click here. Look forward to reading you all complain about her plastic surgery. Hee.

PPS. Many, many thanks to Cathy Downey at Grit Communications who pulled together a party in less than a week and who coordinated an event that would have impressed, yes, even Madonna. Cathy from Calgary is WORLD CLASS PR.

Hot Harry on a Horse with his cousins

April 4, 2008 10:35:00 Posted at April 4, 2008 10:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Young royals hit up Mahiki last night with Hot Harry leading the way along with Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie. I love the name Eugenie. If a female dog is in my future, her name will be Eugenie. This is a compliment. Am also all over her blue polish. Like that it’s flat and not shimmery. Eugenie is Harry to me. Full Story

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Friday Photo Analysis

April 4, 2008 09:33:00 Posted at April 4, 2008 09:33:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Our favourite game! Making assumptions based on one photo – just like the tabloids! Ready to play? This is a series: nauseating Katherine Heigl with her husband yesterday shopping, then big smiles when the paps come around. What are you inferring? Especially from the shots of them stone faced waiting for their car? Maybe Josh is offended by her coat? Because I’m certainly offended by her coat. Full Story