He is The Saviour

January 17, 2008 09:51:35 Posted at January 17, 2008 09:51:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sweet Xenu – the clips just keep on coming! More footage from that Scientology instructional video has been released and it gets freakier and funnier. And they keep using that dude’s voice!!! Two clips for your viewing pleasure. The first is a brilliant demonstration of Scientology fellatio – 5 minutes of blowing stardust (or ethics) up Tom Cruise’s ass, pretty much asserting that he saved America from the environmental effects of 9/11 and is single-handedly (with the help of the spirit of L Ron Hubbard) saving the education system. Full Story

Tiptoeing Out

January 17, 2008 09:11:31 Posted at January 17, 2008 09:11:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gossip Girl cuties, from script to real life – Blake Lively and Penn Badgley showed up at Chanel’s Nuit de Diamants in New York last night, and I have no idea why she decided to look like a 50 year old. That dress, the hair… it’s atrocious. Sigh. Am disappointed. She’s my girl. Full Story

The Aniston Racist Update

January 17, 2008 08:54:59 Posted at January 17, 2008 08:54:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have asked for an update on the situation. Click here for a refresher on what went down the other day. During the same “racialist” (booyakasha!) incident, Jennifer Aniston’s bodyguards also tried to run the photographer off the road. Full Story

Violent…or Heartbroken?

January 17, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 17, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scuffle went down the other day between Chris Martin and a paparazzo in New York after she left the hospital prompting some to call Chris violent and out of control. Now I’m not one to hate on the paps – almost never in fact. The ones who use long lenses especially. Most of the time, they are called and they are tipped. Full Story

Blonde, Orange, and Lycra

January 17, 2008 07:53:43 Posted at January 17, 2008 07:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can’t believe it’s 2008 and people still look like this. And in Hollywood too? Small town North America, maybe. Deep within the trailer park, absolutely. But on a red carpet? In Los Angeles? On a young starlet who should know better? This is Lindsay Lohan. And this is unforgivable. Lilo showed up at the premiere of Cloverfield last night wearing skin tight black with a dirty face and Ken Paves’ orgasmic weave all over her head. Full Story

The GMD’s Top Gun Salute

January 17, 2008 07:37:53 Posted at January 17, 2008 07:37:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

More hilarity courtesy of the GMD’s devotion to Xenu – yet another video has surfaced of Tom receiving the IAS Freedom Medal of Valour Award at some Scientology clusterf&ck (???) and saluting a huge portrait of L Ron Hubbard on stage. Like Top Gun all over again. Except this time we’re fighting aliens and no hot men playing beach volleyball. Full Story

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to Lilo and the like, a maybe gaybe can’t go to the hospital anymore without being accused of something salacious. Thing is, sometimes appendicitis really is appendicitis. And Zac Efron did indeed have his appendix taken out…

So to answer your emails - while he might not be straight, he definitely is clean. For now.

And the baby boom continues. Matthew McConaughey to be a father and a brand new movie called Fool’s Gold coming out in 3 weeks. Why is everything in Hollywood so perfectly timed? And why is In Touch so full of sh*t?

There was NO Britney suicide note. Period. The end.

Pray Xenu today will be Chicken Fried free. After all, he blessed us with a red carpet last night and the stars came out! All that below including George Clooney and the return of Sarah Larsen by his side…

Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. For Francesca – Happy Birthday!!!

PPS. To Naama from Catherine – here’s to celebrating 30 together!

PPPS. And a tearful Blue Monster Ho goodbye to Diane who is moving to Dallas. Your girls will miss you.

Degrassi Star Comes Out

January 16, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tonight, in an eTalk exclusive, Degrassi star Adamo Ruggiero talks publicly for the first time about coming out of the closet, coming to terms with his sexuality, and telling his parents. "I didn’t plan it that way… maybe it’s life imitating art… Degrassi let me do something real and I kindof feel like I’m living proof of what the show was working to accomplish. Full Story

Katie Presents… for a change!

January 16, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 16, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These girls are pounding the pavement tirelessly! Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes showed up at BET’s 106 & Park today where Katie presented Queen Latifah with her Best Supporting Actress (TV) Golden Globe. LOVE that Latifah is now a GG winner. LOVE it. She looks amazing, non? Actually, they both look pretty damn cute. Full Story

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Two Weeks!

January 16, 2008 13:37:48 Posted at January 16, 2008 13:37:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over already!!! People Magazine  is reporting that after only 2 weeks of marriage, Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds are DONE! Apparently, he was the one who filed for the annulment. Annulment. Hm…Marriage never consummated? Reason is not known. Full Story

Shelfy Comes Home: the Countdown

January 16, 2008 13:16:31 Posted at January 16, 2008 13:16:31
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Favourite, favourite smutty story of the day!!! So Shelf Ass Jessica Biel has been in England ruining a new movie. Her Pippy boyfriend meanwhile is hanging back in LA – the other night he hit up Villa and arrived within minutes of Kate Hudson and left within minutes of her too! As you would expect, the rumour mongering is started to swell, especially since the two reportedly shared one night of naughtiness right after he split from Cammie D. Full Story