They’re Back…with heels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:37:43 August 13, 2008 08:37:43

The web-wide obsession has returned. This time accessorised. With heels. Check out Katie Holmes in her gay midget jeans, cuffed and rolled, and sitting atop a pair of gorgeous heels that aren’t for the lazy. 5 minutes to take on and off, non? She’s loving it and of course the GMD is loving it too. Full Story

Please don’t break up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 08:06:38 August 13, 2008 08:06:38

Oh but they will. Eventually. They have to. They’re too young. And Rihanna isn’t a character from a Stephenie Meyer novel. UGH! I am still SO angry about the colossal and universal FAIL that was Breaking Dawn. Full Story

Little Sci’s tireless mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:33:08 August 13, 2008 07:33:08

After being ordered to the GMD’s side Monday night for Tropic Thunder in LA, Katie Holmes flew straight back to New York for Tuesday rehearsals and then, ever the doting mom, she took Little Sci for playtime in playclothes (finally!) at Chelsea Piers in the afternoon. Am running out of adjectives for LS. Full Story

Showdown at TIFF: It’s On!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:24:50 August 13, 2008 07:24:50

Well… not really a showdown but as I reported exclusively a few weeks ago, there was a strong possibility that all three of them – Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Jennifer Aniston – would be at the Toronto International Film Festival (TIFF) this year. Full Story

Pissing Douche runs away?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 07:01:01 August 13, 2008 07:01:01

The scheming scared him off… as expected. LA started buzzing yesterday that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer had both been in town at the same time and were not spotted together, not once. By late afternoon, everyone seemed convinced that it was done and paps who’ve been fortuitously in the right place at the right time during the course of their romance have also checked in to say the tips have suddenly stopped. Full Story

Chicken Fried OK!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 06:47:33 August 13, 2008 06:47:33

I broke the story last year of Britney’s disastrous shoot for OK! Magazine during which she appeared incoherent and spacey, rubbing chicken fried grease all over her designer wardrobe, pee’d in front of the crew, touched herself inappropriately, babbled like a baby, and let her dog piss and sh*t all over the floor before taking off without notice. Full Story

August 13, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 13, 2008 06:40:01 August 13, 2008 06:40:01

For Dawna T, one of only 2 Canadian basketball referees in Beijing who just ref’d the Mens USA vs Angola game – your friends and family are so proud of you! Oh and heads up if you see her: stay away from Kobe’s wife. Bitch is crazy.  Full Story

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am officially full on Olympic obsessed. How about that little guy Zou Kai nailing his high bar dismount last night to clinch China’s team gold in men’s gymnastics? Can you imagine? When it’s been openly declared that 2nd place is unacceptable, as failure can result in public shame and maybe even a secret police beatdown, with a billion people, literally, pinning their hopes on your small shoulders? Gold medal drama is second to none. I can’t get enough.

Of Britney too.

Her promo spots with Russell Brand for the VMAs are now running. Short, quick, she looks great, she acts naturally, and totally, totally sane. See below.

And the dutiful Robo flew home for one night because the GMD can’t walk a carpet all by himself.

It’s Tuesday – am still fluey but am blogging all day. Remember to refresh. Children are biohazards. Ugh.

Yours in gossip,





20s? Single? Model?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 15:31:00 August 12, 2008 15:31:00

Not sneaking around afterhours drinking and driving with Shia LaBeouf? If you meet the criteria, Adrian Grenier is available. And you’re exactly his type. is confirming that Adrian and Isabel Lucas are over. Full Story

Super Mario Bros

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 12, 2008 12:38:20 August 12, 2008 12:38:20

He told Craig Ferguson that’s what he’s been getting re: the porn ‘stache. Not so much a porn ‘stache but Super Mario Bros. And he’s still the hotness. RDJ on the carpet last night with his wife Susan to promote Tropic Thunder, a movie in which he is easily outshining everyone else. Full Story