The Jim Face on Today

April 4, 2008 09:07:00 Posted at April 4, 2008 09:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone’s boyfriend next door John Krasinski stopped by The Today Show this morning to promote Leatherheads opening today. There’s the trademark sheepish look – the one that makes us quiver. But …. I hate his hair. John can’t “do” his hair. His hair just won’t get “done”. Full Story

New Kids Hysteria

April 4, 2008 08:54:04 Posted at April 4, 2008 08:54:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So… The entire eTalk team is at the Saddledome right now in Calgary working on the show. We are busy. We are frantic. There are a million people running around, writing script, running cable, adjusting lights. Not old hags like me but young cute gays, girls, and boys, hipsters who probably summer in Williamsburg. Full Story

Tom Cruise is Pregnant

April 4, 2008 06:29:55 Posted at April 4, 2008 06:29:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously… Kimmel is the new king of late night comedy. Am sure you’ve heard about the pregnant dude on Oprah – so last night on his show, Jimmy Kimmel offers up a different interpretation. Screen caps are attached. Are you losing your sh*t?  Full Story

Anne and Mr Shady

April 4, 2008 06:28:00 Posted at April 4, 2008 06:28:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Yesterday’s news that Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend was arrested should have come as no surprise. Raffaelo Follieri stanks of shady sh*t. And it’s not the first time he’s been called out for dirty business dealings. Even more sinister when you consider the rumours that he has something cooking with Harvey Weinstein, not exactly a bastion of honour either. Full Story

Why She’s So Cranky

April 4, 2008 06:25:00 Posted at April 4, 2008 06:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She isn’t eating. She hasn’t been eating for weeks, hellbent on losing what she calls some extra padding but what everyone else calls … nothing. There is nothing to lose. But still she needs to lose it. Started dieting furiously a couple of months ago but wasn’t seeing results quickly enough so she’s cut back the food and as a result has turned into a total hag, chewing people out during production meetings, yelling at catering staff for daring to bring food near her, and getting into a little shoving match with her own publicist, who has the unfortunate position of having to attend to her as she ramps up promotion, over scheduling. Full Story

April 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

April 4, 2008 06:23:22 Posted at April 4, 2008 06:23:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy Birthday Ronda! It is SO totally not a scary number! And thanks for making my site a distraction when you need one. Happy Birthday Erin – you are the most amazing friend anyone could ever have. You rock and baby Brayden and Nicholas send big, wet kisses! Love, Andrea and Marta To the smuttiest lady I know… Arnie – happy birthday from Holly! And he WAS just dumb and horny! To April – sorry you couldn’t make it last night! Good luck during finals! And finally… for Kim P on your 30th birthday – have an amazing time in New York City. Full Story

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for all your messages – yes! Friday Night Lights is officially officially coming back for a 3rd season… but only beginning Winter 2009. As in January. Which means those of you STILL not watching have 9 months to catch up! Do it for Taylor Kitsch! Do it for your loins!

Jude Law just arrived in Vancouver, on the same day Verne Troyer aka Mini Me collapsed on the set of The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus. Johnny Depp was supposedly not feeling so great while working briefly on the movie as well. Like that film needed anymore setbacks. Hopefully a taste of Jude will turn fortunes. Seeing him again after a long low key absence… he looks well rested and, I daresay, almost cute. Almost. Photos below.

Thursday – am in Calgary! Blogging between eTalk shoots all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Hayden Panettiere is not off sick.

Beyonce & Jay-Z: Marriage by Numbers

April 3, 2008 12:50:49 Posted at April 3, 2008 12:50:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

B’s birthday is September 4th. Jay’s birthday is December 4th. They have matching IV tats on their ring fingers acquired in Paris… He owns the 40/40 clubs. Tomorrow is April 4th. 04/04/08 4+4=8Coincidence…or conspiracy??? Blaine – you are brilliant. Can you claim intellectual property on that? File photo from Full Story

Dog Smut

April 3, 2008 12:35:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 12:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Church of Oprah is attacking puppy mills tomorrow on the show – something we can all agree on, even if we don’t worship the Mighty Opes. Oprah lost her dog Sophie recently… Can’t even think about that. Now she’s dedicating an entire show to Sophie by exposing the deplorable practices of puppy mills in the hopes of saving dogs and preventing more of them from lives of suffering and disease. Full Story

Still Funny

April 3, 2008 12:00:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 12:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There have been imitators… many imitators. But as is always the case, the original is best. I’m F*cking Matt Damon, and now Matt and Sarah are congratulating Jimmy on his 1000th episode by taking out an ad in Variety. Damon kills me. Look at his smile. Total pink sweater wearing preppy mamma’s boy smile. Full Story

Arrested Again!

April 3, 2008 10:40:00 Posted at April 3, 2008 10:40:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Crazy bitch! I love her drama! Naomi Campbell…The Sun is breaking the news that Naomi was arrested – again! – just moments ago at Heathrow after she lost her sh*t at baggage claim. Something about her luggage. Full Story