Matt Damon is shooting Green Zone right now in London – based on Rajiv Chandrasekaran’s Imperial Life in the Emerald City which is a fascinating read if you haven’t already. Matt and wife Luciana have been in England for several weeks now, seen often at Nobu, as he was the other night and graciously posed for and with paps. Full Story
The new Ryan Phillippe is a humourless cheating cheese dick… but on occasion there is a glimpse of undouchiness. Jimmy Kimmel seems to bring that out in a lot of people. It’s a great attribute. Ryan was on Kimmel last night and had to address the issue of a sex tape – the one that he made with Kimmel’s security guard Veatrice. Full Story
Another cover – Madonna is hittin’ hard to promote Hard Candy and after all these years, she is still interesting in an interview. New issue of UK Elle, Madonna discusses her marriage, her children, and her face, and as you would expect, is always good for a sound bite. Love that’s rough and tumble: "I had to marry a challenge because otherwise I would just get bored. Full Story
Ew. Why is Eric Bana still on the Freebie Five? I just can’t… the lips… the too thin lips that look like they’re eating each other… just can’t do. And it doesn’t seem right. That those lips are on there when Tom Brady isn’t. Check out Tom Brady, arriving at LAX the other day with Gisele. Full Story
Here he is last weekend in South Africa with Chelsy and her family apparently rather preoccupied with his crotch. Or am I just dirty? Hot Harry is 23… just one year shy of my Gay Math threshold. Is it ok to lust him? What’s a year anyway?!?!? And how do you resist? Look at him. Happy Hump Day. Full Story
Granny Freeze had lunch with Naomi Watts yesterday in Australia and surprise! The paps found her and we have pics! Word is, Naomi didn’t seem too happy about that. And why not? Because Naomi Watts does not create photo opps. Granny Nic on the other hand can’t live without them. It’s been ages since Nicole Kidman has been seen with her bestie. Full Story
To Tania – Happy 25th Birthday! You’ve been reading my smut for a long, long time…when it was just an email! Thanks for the support. And your boyfriend Sean was sweet enough to let me know. Happy 24th Birthday Ashley! Thanks for defending true, authentic smut against the Xenu frauds who won’t show their gays, and according to Natalie… it’s time to move to Toronto? Happy 26th Birthday Jen S from Lauren! Enjoy the morning Beckham! Happy 25th Birthday to Lauren – Jen S is returning the favour. Full Story
I wish George Clooney had better taste in women. Renee Zellweger probably wishes it too. It was written all over her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. Or at least that’s what I’m projecting on to her face last night at the Leatherheads premiere. And while Renee’s SnapFace certainly scares me, Renee and George also kinda make sense.
Here they are in the new issue of UK Marie Claire - first thing that popped into my head when I saw these was:
Quit playing games with my heart…
Sigh. If only George had better taste. If only George was better than that.
Tuesday – am blogging all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Thanks to Mavi for dressing me on eTalk yesterday and for helping out with our little gossip night in Calgary. Mavi is also dressing Hedley for the Junos so when Jacob whips his pants off, as he’s wont to do, now you know what’s been covering his ass.
PPS. Scarlett Johansson is not being held. Neither is Brittany Murphy.
PPPS. Jessica Simpson is not taking a sick week and the Gossip Girls are all happily at work.