RoboBride on Letterman

January 15, 2008 07:33:22 Posted at January 15, 2008 07:33:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Had to watch Katie Holmes on Letterman last night if only to see what was underneath yesterday’s red coat. It was short and it was white and Posh needs to train her on how to walk in those heels because the whole look fell apart as soon as she moved her legs. The problem, poor thing, is that she doesn’t know what to do when she doesn’t have to slouch, so accustomed is she to compensating for the GMD’s height restriction. Full Story

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Chicken Fried GMD?

January 15, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 15, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several media outlets including Gawker and The Huffington Post linked to this video yesterday of Tom Cruise extolling the virtues of Scientology. Shot a few years ago, back when he was still Top Gun hot (ish), a painfully INarticulate GMD describes what he calls the “privilege” of being a Scientologist and then goes on to illustrate that privilege with his batsh*t crazy eyes. Full Story

Monday, January 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Now that we know who the winners turned out to be – damn it to hell that there was no show. Would’ve been nice to see Tina Fey, non?

Sigh. As my friend Duana wrote last night: I missed the silly pomp and the sillier circumstance.

Indeed, the No-Globes sucked ass. Awkward and cheesy and why do I need that simpering fool Billy Bush telling me that Cate Blanchett didn’t deserve to win because she was simply a “woman imitating a man”? It was a biopic, fool. In essence they were ALL imitating Bob Dylan. Who is a man!

And oh no Romo. Even though it was NOT Jessica Simpson’s fault the Cowboys ended the season in failure, Texas will blame the homegirl. This is what happens when daddy tells you to parade your new romance in a skybox during a football game. Time to Fire Daddy!

Chicken Fried weekend roundup, JT parties without Shelfy, and Little Sci makes an appearance… conveniently just before the Morton book hits the street.

Monday, live blogging, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Happy 30th Birthday Alex!

Katie’s Legs

January 14, 2008 15:35:05 Posted at January 14, 2008 15:35:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never been a fan of her legs but damn… lately, when she doesn’t look like a recluse, she’s been turning everything up a notch! Continuing her promotional whirlwind in New York today for Mad Money, Katie headed to Letterman this afternoon in a very short skirt and red coat. Am now very curious to see what’s underneath. Full Story

My Gwynnie is Good

January 14, 2008 11:44:06 Posted at January 14, 2008 11:44:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the two of you out there who, like me, don’t feel the urge to ram a stiletto into your eyeball when faced with Gwyneth Paltrow, here’s some news on what our girl has been up to. Shooting in NYC with Joaquin Phoenix and also, this weekend, Gwynnie dropped into Caroline’s Comedy Club for Susie Essman’s show with mom Blythe Danner AND Chris Martin (thanks K!). Full Story

D List Freeloaders

January 14, 2008 11:20:27 Posted at January 14, 2008 11:20:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While the real stars kept out of sight during Golden Globe weekend, the D List was out in full bloom, with Tori Spelling and KFed Junior leading the way at a few of the gifting suites. Here’s Junior doing what he does best – freeloading off of someone else’s generosity alongside both his bank accounts: his eyesore of a wife, of course, and his son Liam. Full Story

RoboBride, Anna Wintour…or a Recluse?

January 14, 2008 09:06:13 Posted at January 14, 2008 09:06:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously. 30 never looked so old! Or creepy! Check out Katie Holmes today at Good Morning America with her Anna Wintour bob, the huge sunglasses, and the overcoat looking like some kind of weird recluse. This is how I always pictured Greta Garbo in New York. Which I suppose is a flattering compliment but the Garbo of those sightings was a stately older woman, not a girl in her prime whose soul has been snatched by a megalomaniac. Full Story

Kingston’s Feet

January 14, 2008 08:26:55 Posted at January 14, 2008 08:26:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not a baby person in the least but what I do like about them is their feet. So fat, like warm buns. Check out Kingston Rossdale’s cute feet yesterday with Gwen and Gavin at a park in Cali. At one point he grabbed mom’s sunglasses and tried to throw them in the pond. As you can see, King’s hair is getting longer. Full Story

Spice Cavalli

January 14, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 14, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Spices turned up on the runway at Roberto Cavalli’s mens’ show – as you can see, aside from Posh, Cavalli is clearly designing for Russian mail order eurotrash and Jessica Simpson these days. But Victoria looks fierce, doesn’t she? From the neck down, that is. The pantsuit is killer. Full Story

Chicken Fried British

January 14, 2008 07:38:50 Posted at January 14, 2008 07:38:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney lost her sh*t during a pap swarm this weekend and started cussing out photographers, all while holding the hand of her boyfriend who was on the other side of it two weeks ago. Brilliant, non? What’s most amusing though is that she also gave the paps an earful of her new British accent. Full Story