Hard-on for Hova

April 1, 2008 13:23:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 13:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s right. I have it hard for Jay-Z. No, I hear you. Well aware he doesn’t have the face of David Beckham or Tom Brady. Well aware he’s not empirically good looking. Well aware he’s not your standard quiveration material. Maybe it’s because he’s stanking rich. Maybe it’s the power thing. Full Story

Like GMD, Like GMD!

April 1, 2008 10:59:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 10:59:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Katie’s new haircut – it looks like the GMD! He wants her to complete him… by BECOMING him! CHILLS, CHILLS, and more f&cking CHILLS! Here’s Katie last night out for dinner. Hard to say for sure if it suits her (I kinda like it), at least not until we get a better shot, and still not known whether it’s for a role, but you bet your leather chaps and feathers that her husband likes it very very much. Full Story

Relatively Skeletal

April 1, 2008 10:40:29 Posted at April 1, 2008 10:40:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It used to be that you looked at Ellen Pompeo and shuddered from her starvation. Nowadays, because we’ve been numbed by the super extremes, by the Kate Bosworths and the Victoria Beckhams, nowadays Ellen Pompeo looks pretty normal. Relatively speaking. Ellen isn’t frightening anymore. She actually looks pretty good – here arriving at Letterman in white presumably to start promoting the remaining episodes of Grey’s Anatomy. Full Story

Kylie Not Engaged

April 1, 2008 09:23:46 Posted at April 1, 2008 09:23:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The AP reported last week that Kylie Minogue would be announcing her marriage to Olivier Martinez in Prague. Some Czech website originally made the claim. But Kylie appeared on The Today Show yesterday and told Matt Lauer that it was all full of sh*t. Full Story

Dandy & Unsexy

April 1, 2008 09:00:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 09:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sarah Jessica Parker and her maybe gaybe dandy pants showed up last night at a screening for her new film Smart People. SJP lost it on Maxim recently for naming her Unsexiest Woman Alive and I don’t disagree. What happened to Tori Spelling, and Ebola Hilton, and Emmy Rossum, and Heather Mills…??? For sure they"re all unsexier than she is! So SJP was mad. Full Story

Owen Kate Cohabitate?

April 1, 2008 08:25:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 08:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson is apparently apartment hunting in New York, looking for a place to share with Owen Wilson. As you know, Kate and Owen have officially reconciled after a 9 month separation during which she hooked up with Dax Shepard and Justin Timberlake and he tried to kill himself. Full Story

Pippy Tries to Bat and Act

April 1, 2008 08:05:43 Posted at April 1, 2008 08:05:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake is currently shooting The Open Road in Texas – was photographed trying to hit a baseball the other day. Bet your boob job his Shelf Ass could muscle one into the outfield further than he can. Blame those underdeveloped balls. They help with the high notes, but not on the field. Full Story

Reese & Jakey on Vacay

April 1, 2008 07:56:00 Posted at April 1, 2008 07:56:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

While on holiday, Reese and Jake lounged by the pool – click here for more images of them gazing at each other affectionately  – kept to themselves, and made sure the children were had time with mom on their own. Full Story

Movies for the MiniVan

April 1, 2008 07:40:51 Posted at April 1, 2008 07:40:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jennifer Aniston has joined just about everyone else in Hollywood and has co-created her own production company called Echo: "We"re drawn to stories about people finding their voice and finding their way because they help us ... [make] sense of our lives through the stories of others. That"s why we chose the name Echo, to echo back an idea, a challenge, something that resonates through all of us. Full Story

It Sucks to Be the Friend

April 1, 2008 07:24:32 Posted at April 1, 2008 07:24:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger’s SnapFace was all lit up last week on promotion for Leatherheads. Stuck on a train with George Clooney for days, without the younger Sarah Larson around, Renee had George all to herself. She seemed to be delighted. They posed together recently for the cover of UK Marie Claire. Full Story

Why Blame Her?

April 1, 2008 07:15:52 Posted at April 1, 2008 07:15:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’m sure you’ve seen these but just in case, click  here for some classic Sarah Larson – not exactly a lady, but then again, you’ve known that for a while. She was having fun with some friends, took a few provocative pictures, probably for jokes, and they get interpreted a certain way on the internet. Full Story