Forgive Him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:42:29 August 15, 2008 08:42:29

Click here for a punk as f&ck refresher on why Ryan Adams broke up with Mandy Moore. Thanks to Kaitlin for the heads up... Ryan Adams’s website has a link on the top right hand corner called “10 Ways".  Full Story

All Smiles!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 08:29:43 August 15, 2008 08:29:43

Every day we see her heading to work, Robo puts on a scowl face. But this morning...this morning the sun came out. This morning, the gay who made her life gripped her hand and walked her to work. All is right with Katie’s world. No wonder she’s smiling wide and clear! Check out the GMD, now in NYC, chivalrously dropping off his RoboBride, walking her ten steps from the car to the door. Full Story

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Dream the f&ck on, Loser!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:54:17 August 15, 2008 07:54:17

Just because David Silver grew up hot doesn’t mean he grew up worthy. Some things should simply never, ever, ever be uttered you know? Some things are so sacred it’s a travesty for the undeserving to even think it. A travesty and a f&cking crime. That Brian Austin Green would like to play The Riddler in the next Batman movie. Full Story

Apple Friends and Enemies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:33:44 August 15, 2008 07:33:44

A new Hollywood hotspot opened last night attracting all of Hollywood’s party players including Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Trouble? Not sure yet but all the ingredients were there including Calum Best, Lilo’s privileged douchebag of an ex boyfriend, Evan Ross, also a former fling, and Ebola Hilton who showed up with a push up bra and exposing her nasty ass extensions. Full Story

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The Essence of Radiohead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:23:00 August 15, 2008 07:23:00

My husband and I, we were long distance for the first 3 months. Then I packed up my things, gave up my job and my life, to move across the country from Toronto to Vancouver. I was That Girl. Those first days, on the phone, it was all about sleepless nights, that awful rush in the pit of your stomach, and sharing Radiohead when hearing each other breathe on the other line wasn’t possible. Full Story

Ellen’s Weekend Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:14:00 August 15, 2008 07:14:00

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi are getting married tomorrow. 20 guests, very intimate, but the Hollywood rumour mill is already buzzing that a high profile performer will make an appearance. Keep you posted. Portia is supposedly wearing Zac Posen. Am amazed at how they can keep it at 20. My mother would never let me keep it at 20. Full Story

August 15, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 15, 2008 07:11:13 August 15, 2008 07:11:13

To Scooterchick aka Talkin’ Trash With Twyla – a landmark birthday that’s better left uncounted? So says Brenda. Whatever the number...enjoy it! Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday Rachel – was lovely meeting you at the Smut Soiree representing Waterloo! Hope to see you next year? You’ve started a tradition now. Full Story

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Dear Gossips,

They go head to head tonight: Michael Phelps and Ryan Lochte. Like Depp or Bale? Fred or George? Fries or onion rings? Gah!

How do you choose between hot and hot?

But without 6 there can’t be 8. It has to be Phelps.

And the worst part? For the previous 5 gold medals, I’ve watched him live from the same spot on my couch, paralysed by anxiety. It’s worked so far. But tonight I’m away at a mandatory screening. He needs me!

Am sick in the head, see?

Thursday – new articles all day…refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Time for Joaquin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 14:19:54 August 14, 2008 14:19:54

Winona Ryder is single. Again. She and boyfriend Blake Sennett have apparently ended their relationship – word is she’s pretty broken up about it. Sigh. I used to be a Winona apologist. But some things are undeniable. Losing Him changed her forever. And she can’t change back. Having said that, maybe now, before she finds another musician to hook up with, maybe now is the time for Winona Ryder and Joaquin Phoenix. Full Story

Rumey on the cover!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 14, 2008 13:22:18 August 14, 2008 13:22:18

My Rumey! On the cover of Page Six Magazine! And … a good angle! So proud! Of course, to leverage as much interest as possible in her fledgling career, Rumer discusses her family – her dad’s relationship to her stepdad, claiming that Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher are totally buds: “We all have so much fun together. Full Story