December 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 8, 2008 05:55:19 December 8, 2008 05:55:19

Happy 33rd Birthday Melonie! Hope your weekend was amazing and Jenn is making me say this: the Botox is really working for you… ? Congratulations Janice for passing your exam! Unfortunately it doesn’t mean Hayley will be any nicer… I have learned this lesson the hard way.  Full Story

Friday, December 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

That old bat Barbara Walters and her 10 Most Fascinating were on tv last night. Turns out she actually ranked Tom Cruise second behind President Elect Barack Obama on her annual list.

So the only person MORE fascinating than the GMD all year was Barack Obama?

WTF?

Wonder if this was made in exchange for an exclusive down the road. Had to be. They secured a deal to help Valkyrie. And in turn, Barbara is granted insider access next time KatE gets pregnant. Like she’ll be invited to watch the ultrasound or something. He has his own machine, doesn’t he?

The Barbara Walters Special: Inside Katie’s Womb.

It’s Friday! Am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Australia’s true Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 14:59:28 December 5, 2008 14:59:28

Am crushing so hard I can’t even speak. Cate Blanchett received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame today and apparently this is not one of those cases when the star pays for her own star. This one was supposedly legitimately bestowed, so I hear. And if true, thank God. Because doing it the other way would really diminish her street cred. Full Story

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Posh, the character

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 11:16:18 December 5, 2008 11:16:18

Well, it’s not Vogue…but Victoria Beckham has landed herself another high profile magazine cover. Which means she’s probably given up on Anna Wintour, at least for another few months. Anna would never feature Posh so close after Harper’s Bazaar. Anna might not ever feature Posh… period. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 10:21:09 December 5, 2008 10:21:09

If this makes you sad, Marley & Me will DEVASTATE you (Dlisted)

Dumb twat on her honeymoon (Hollywood Tuna)

Would you buy Fergie footwear? (Just Jared)

Jonas Brothers hate old ladies (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jen lights up for John (Pop Sugar)

Sasha Fierce has more money than Pippy! (INO)

Coldplay…copycat? (Cele|bitchy)

MK’s crushed velvet blazer (Candy Kirby)

Scarjo’s florals…yes or no? (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Revenge of the sex slave (IDLYITW)

Smarmy Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 09:42:24 December 5, 2008 09:42:24

Gerard Butler took his spittle mouth to the opening of the Avakian boutique in Beverly Hills last night, happily outnumbered by the ladies. Which might explain the smarmy expression all over his face. Sorry. I know I’m only attracted to infants these days – cute little actors who do not cross the Gay Math threshold – but it doesn’t mean I’m not down with the grown men. Full Story

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Carseats don’t photograph well

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 08:51:49 December 5, 2008 08:51:49

Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her beautiful little girl. Which is why no one has bothered to call her out on it. Full Story

Oh baby, where’s your hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 08:33:10 December 5, 2008 08:33:10

Scott Speedman has buzzed it all off, seen yesterday on the set of a new movie called Funny People. It works on him, his hair is thick enough, but I l prefer it the way it was when I saw him in Cannes in May – suits his personality. Like a major stoner. Our interview with him was right after I broke my arm and I was still wearing my ugly Velcro sling. Full Story

Fake smile, bright lights

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 5, 2008 07:46:51 December 5, 2008 07:46:51

After a whirlwind week, Britney is back in LA and was the not so surprise guest at the Light of Angels Holiday Tree lighting ceremony yesterday. As you can see, she put on her fake Disney smile and guffawed when she thought she was supposed to. I think I hate that fake guffaw more than that fake smile. Full Story