Doesn’t she have playclothes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:50:50 August 8, 2008 06:50:50

Little Sci hit the playground again yesterday and as you can see, her mom dressed her up for a fashion show. Has Xenu outlawed playclothes? Weird. Aside from the wardrobe issues however, Katie Holmes was like a regular yummy mummy, chasing her baby, going down the slide, on the swings…and there was some drama too. Full Story

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August 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 8, 2008 06:38:20 August 8, 2008 06:38:20

Happy Birthday Kylie in Adelaide, South Australia! 33 on 8/8/8? You know that’s like SUPER luck, right? Like 3s are lucky and 8s are lucky … will you play the lottery today? To Berls from Jennylou – Happy 29th Birthday! To Alexandra N on your 40th Birthday – yes yes yes! Ditch the husband and the kids, eat Thai, drink anything, spend money, and above all, be with the girls. Full Story

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So Usher has “rehired” his mom as his manager. When mom was around, he couldn’t make a mistake. When mom was sidelined, his new album went to sh*t. Someone’s ego suffered a boo boo. And only mommy could fix it.

Problem is, his mother hates his baby mother.

Drama ahead. Look out.

Why besides the obvious? Well because Usher’s time may have come and gone. And if and when he fails to recapture his past glory, will he be man enough not to blame his wife? Sigh. They often are not.

Thursday – new posts throughout the day, refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. The Taupes are not having problems paying the bills.

Growing the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 15:00:58 August 7, 2008 15:00:58

There’s always a message, non? So here’s what the GMD has programmed for us this one… a not so subliminal message sent through the rolls on his wife’s jeans: he’s always close to her AND he’s not short. According to her stylist, they actually DO belong to him http://www. Full Story

LaineyBooks: Breaking Dawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 12:51:00 August 7, 2008 12:51:00

RENESMEE? RENESMEE??????????? Ugh. Ugh. And because two ughs are not enough, here’s one more: Ugh. Breaking Dawn, the fourth and final book in the Twilight series, was released last Friday night. If you’ve yet to read it, please note there will be spoilers here. To revisit the previous article on the first 3 segments click here. Full Story

The Wind Camel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 11:10:24 August 7, 2008 11:10:24

I don’t know…what do you call it? Not exactly a camel toe because you can’t see the two humps but still… it deserves a classification all its own. The wind can do some funky sh*t. And my poor Rumey was the victim. This is Rumey yesterday wearing what’s actually a cute strapless but very thin grey jumper that unattractively wrapped around her areas as the wind swirled around her. Full Story

They Learn Early

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 08:44:00 August 7, 2008 08:44:00

Said it before and I’ll say it again: Girl sh*t is the best sh*t. It really is. But first… Forget Bronte. There has never been an epic love story like this one: "We became boyfriend and girlfriend the day we met. He was on a quest to meet me, and he was like, 'I think you're beautiful and I really like you. Full Story

Not even The Dark Knight

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 08:11:00 August 7, 2008 08:11:00

Is hotter than RDJ. He is on top of the world, and he is on the cover of the new Rolling Stone – like a weary prize fighter who’s battled his way back into the ring and will.not.leave. Love him so much. It’s a great interview and I won’t spoil it for you. But this quote at the end? This quote makes my life. Full Story

The Essence of Sisterhood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 07:59:00 August 7, 2008 07:59:00

I am an only child. This is probably why I’m such a bitch. At the same time, I never missed having a sibling, even when my parents ruined my life by splitting up. And getting back together when I was 16. The reason: my cousin Cat. We fought over everything. We fought over Michael Jackson. Who loved him more? She used to lord it over me because they share the same birthday August 29th. Full Story

The Dangers of Idleness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 7, 2008 07:43:22 August 7, 2008 07:43:22

It’s a common religious theme – the idle mind is prone to sin. Very, very true of Lindsay Lohan’s life. Because when Lilo is busy, when she is hard at work, she can focus, she stays off the club circuit, she spends quiet evenings at home, and she can walk straight. Soon as it’s over though, soon as the structure is removed from her schedule… well, in the past, she used to drive off the road. Full Story