Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 12:05:20 October 17, 2008 12:05:20

What Jen brought for her sleepover (Dlisted)

Try a size larger!!! (Hollywood Tuna)

Carb Face looks wee in London (Just Jared)

Katy Bails (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Did not choose body over baby (Pop Sugar)

Chris Martin’s inferiority complex (Holy Moly)

JailBait sleeps over too! (INO)

Princess Asstalk to adopt? (Cele|bitchy)

Is she also pregnant in her lips? (The Blemish)

I’ll take Andy over Marky (IDLYITW)

Lost in a corn maze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 11:06:51 October 17, 2008 11:06:51

Last weekend wasn’t the same…and you know why? Because there was no Tina. No new Tina on SNL playing Sarah Palin. This weekend it’s a brand new Saturday Night Live with Josh Brolin hosting and it has been OFFICIALLY confirmed: Sarah Palin WILL appear on the show! Which means Sarah Palin will be going up against the better version of herself played by the incomparable, the amazing, the brilliant Tina Fey. Full Story

The bastard brings the quiver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 10:51:37 October 17, 2008 10:51:37

Damn. One of the first photos of Brad Pitt in costume in Inglorious Bastards as Aldo Raine, a rough son of a bitch who gets it done “hillbilly” styles and makes no apologies. Moistness! It’s the way he wears clothes, you know? And how he holds his body. There may be men who are prettier, or taller, and certainly there are much better actors, those who are more articulate more talented, ore persistent, more deserving… but even if you hate him, it’s also undeniable: Brad Pitt has had “IT” for 20 years. Full Story

The youngest of them all…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 10:00:00 October 17, 2008 10:00:00

It’s Wonder Woman! Lynda Carter showed up at the launch of some video game yesterday. A lot of stars actually showed up for the launch of that video game. Video gaming is a lucrative business these days…perhaps even more than movie making. Sorry, I digress. Wonder Woman used to be my life. Full Story

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Her friends suck too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 08:36:20 October 17, 2008 08:36:20

It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. Full Story

Express Yourself…by shutting your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 08:07:08 October 17, 2008 08:07:08

It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more pronounced. No injustice is more unjustified, no drama more dramatic, no opinion more unimpeachable than that of a young actress in Hollywood…not unlike an indignant university sophomore, it’s pointless to argue but so amusing to observe. Full Story

You are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:28:01 October 17, 2008 07:28:01

Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story

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October 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:01:10 October 17, 2008 07:01:10

Happy 30th Birthday Christina! Have fun at Madonna on Sunday – an amazing way to kick off a new decade! For Samantha – wishing you well tomorrow on your wedding day! Congratulations!  Full Story

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

UK gossips are, like, giddy over the Guy/Madge split, especially since they believe that in the end, he told her to shove it up her ass.

Yeah….but he had to stick around and carry her purse until she secured his career. In a beer drinking, duck hunting, manly man macho world, how does that really increase the size of your balls? Just asking.

It’s Thursday – am back home, online all day, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Gwyneth is not choosing body over baby. Shame on you for even thinking it.

PPS. Toronto L’Oreal Fashion Week is next week! And only the F List is giving away passes to attend and support Canadian designers for Thursday October 23rd featuring Evan & Dean and RUDSAK! I have 2 pairs to giveaway. Email [email protected] with “Fashion Week” as the title before midnight Pacific on Monday, October 20 to enter the draw.

Tabloid Wars: People vs Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 16:35:34 October 16, 2008 16:35:34

People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex Rodriguez and Her Madgesty’s alleged homewrecking, People stayed away from the speculation, standing on the safe side, and was subsequently rewarded when Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s longtime long suffering publicist issued a statement exclusively to the publication denying any involvement with ARod and any strife in the marriage. Full Story

The new GOOPy pants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 15:34:58 October 16, 2008 15:34:58

My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Full Story