Rock Player

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 08:36:00 September 24, 2008 08:36:00

The Rock Dwayne Johnson is currently in Vancouver shooting a movie – exclusive photos from Punkd Images attached. I’m told he’s, like, the fittest man ever. Beefcakes are not for me. However, I know I’m in the minority. Enjoy? Maybe just the outside. My sources say his onset behaviour so far has been kinda dicky. Full Story

Adult Romance

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 08:20:00 September 24, 2008 08:20:00

Diane Lane is on my husband’s Freebie Five. A rare moment of enlightenment for him…it must be rewarded. Here is beautiful Diane at last night’s premiere of Nights in Rodanthe in New York with Richard Gere. She has a softness to her…something so sensual… and she looks sexy as all hell in the trailer. Full Story

Chuck & Drew!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 07:22:09 September 24, 2008 07:22:09

Drew Barrymore is NOT dating Chace Crawford. They partied together on Saturday. Period. Drew likes boys in the city. But some boys in the city like other boys in the city… Thankfully, Chuck Bass is not that kind of boy in the city. When you think about it though, he is EXACTLY Drew’s kind of boy in the city: young, quirky, not empirically goodlooking, oozes attitude and sex appeal, and not gay… So it’s no surprise. Full Story

The Brange in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 07:02:16 September 24, 2008 07:02:16

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have made their way to Berlin and will be staying there for 3 months with their children as Brad begins work on Inglorious Bastards with Quentin Tarantino. The family apparently arrived yesterday and are residing at Palais Parkschloss – a 12,000 square metre lakeside mansion just outside the city, fully loaded. Full Story

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September 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 24, 2008 06:42:00 September 24, 2008 06:42:00

Happy Birthday JB in Calgary from Ruben who is choked you’re not together today! Ruben To my dearest sister Sneza in far Nanjing - one month done, 9 to go! See you soon in T.O...Svetlana To Margie from Maree: Sorry I missed your surprise 40th birthday party this weekend! Hope you had fun, and girl, that number means nothing. Full Story

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Drew Barrymore and Kiki Dunst almost came to hair pulling the other day over the Mac dude. Now I’m all over a good old fashioned cat fight but you gotta make it worthwhile…

Scrapping over Justin Long is a waste of girlsh*t.

Scrapping over James Franco on the other hand… now that makes more sense. Unfortunately Drew isn’t interested in James Franco. He’s too goodlooking. And Kiki tried, but was turned down a long time ago.

There were 35 articles posted yesterday… please scroll down, click VIEW MORE ARTICLES to make sure you’re all caught up!

Tuesday – am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. These Rules don’t belong to Mike Myers, not that he doesn’t have his very own douchey requirements.

Pipsqueak mows the lawn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:36:56 September 23, 2008 14:36:56

Sort of. The Golf Channel will be airing the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open on the PGA TOUR and to promote the tournament, Pippy has filmed an ad demonstrating his passion for the game and his commitment to making his first event a huge success. Of course he also insists, through the press releases bombarding us now, that he’s a single digit handicap golfer. Full Story

Rossum and the Dolphin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 14:23:38 September 23, 2008 14:23:38

Now she’s f&cking mermaid. Emmy Rossum continues with the sugar raping in the latest post on her blog http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=185709354&blogID=434967815, telling her five fans that she kissed a dolphin and she liked it. If you've all been checking out my youtube videos at my youtube channel at youtube. Full Story

Ten Sunday Roses

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 23, 2008 13:50:47 September 23, 2008 13:50:47

Naomi Watts today out and about in Brentwood, heavily pregnant. Like ten times Granny Freeze’s version of pregnant. And very, very cute. Wearing stripes and short shorts and 7 months along… Not fair. Photos from Splashnewsonline.com  Full Story