The back of Hot Harry’s neck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:49:00 December 29, 2008 06:49:00

Looks delicious. Here’s Hot Harry not on his horse enjoying some down time (can you call it down time for a prince?) with Chelsy Davy on Mauritius Island. Something about the way he’s lounging in the sun, in a t-shirt, and his neck, probably smelling like fresh laundry and salt water… like if you were waiting on his table, wouldn’t you lean in for a nip? Anyway, Harry attended Christmas mass with his family before jetting off on holz. Full Story

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Bond at the beach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:42:12 December 29, 2008 06:42:12

Yum. Daniel Craig is spending the holidays in St Barts with Satsuki Mitchell and her killer body and also a large group of their friends. Wonder if the trip’s on him? If I had his Bond money, I’d totally whisk all my girls and away on vacation. But maybe not their children. Daniel is a better person than me. Full Story

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A Lohan Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:30:36 December 29, 2008 06:30:36

Is all about class. Just before Christmas, Lindsay Lohan posted a message on her MySpace, because this is where we should all reveal our family secrets, telling her fans that her dad admitted recently that he’d fathered another child while cheating on her mother. Full Story

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December 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2008 06:06:17 December 29, 2008 06:06:17

To Cathy - Happy Christmas 50! Hope your celebration was worthy of a half century! As for your crush on Keith Urban… I’ve no doubt he’d would find your bed much warmer than the one he doesn’t share with the Freeze. And Congratulations and a big “WOO” to Gilly in Toronto on your Christmas Eve engagement. Full Story

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Supposed to be heading to remote cabin with the in-laws today weather permitting. No wireless or cell service for 72 hours. Like, I don’t even how that’s possible anymore.

Will be back on regular schedule on Monday December 29.

Until then wishing you a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, peace, love and gossip.



PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.

Smutty Shout-Outs – December 24, 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 24, 2008 09:29:30 December 24, 2008 09:29:30

Congrats on the engagement to Alicia M.! Love always, Krista Happy Birthday to Heidi (aka Schmei) from your BFF Helena. Ramon is sooo cute! Pics attached. To Anne-Marie and Eric. Sorry to hear that Christmas this year isn’t ideal. At least you won’t have to wash dishes? I know, it’s small consolation. Full Story

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Samantha Ronson was indeed suffering from exhaustion. Not to worry – she’s fine now. Fine enough to go shopping yesterday with Lindsay Lohan. Only in LA does being tired require hospitalisation…over and over and over again.

It’s two days to Christmas. Are you ready? In the spirit? Is Christmas all around? Do you need a little Billy Mack? I will always, always, always giggle at the way he’s sitting, and how his arms alternate from side to side. Kills me. Careful with the volume!

Tuesday – am online all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Tim McGraw is not Cuba. Also not Liam Neeson or Denzel Washington. Josh Brolin isn’t Chocolate.

Christmas is all around

Annual Aspen Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 17:57:54 December 23, 2008 17:57:54

Every year, Mimi takes her cheese toe to Aspen, dressed up and down in the most ridiculous “ski” gear, clutching her dog Jack from store to store, pretending she’s cold but heaving her tits around for photographers. It’s become a tradition. And just because she’s married now, doesn’t mean traditions change. Full Story

What else is she allergic to?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 13:33:19 December 23, 2008 13:33:19

Her husband has just been installed at AC Milan and now she’s revealing that she’s actually allergic to pasta. Here’s Victoria Beckham’s explanation: ‘It's not that I avoid carbs, I'm allergic to pasta. It's like my kryptonite. I feel like I can't digest it properly and it makes me feel ill. Full Story

Travel Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 12:40:38 December 23, 2008 12:40:38

I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising Golden Globe nomination for In Bruges. Surprising because it was released with very little fanfare much earlier in the year. Full Story

Best of 2008: Prunes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 23, 2008 09:22:00 December 23, 2008 09:22:00

The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why they’re always so puckered. Full Story

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