June 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2008 04:36:30 June 2, 2008 04:36:30

For Bella & Trav – a thousand apologies for missing your anniversary! HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!! Hope NYC was a blast, despite losing the bracelet. Having said that – Jennifer Aniston has many bracelets…but she can’t find lasting love. Silver linings, right? Sending you all my best. Full Story

Friday, May 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

There are reports out of France that the Chosen Twins have blessed humanity, having been delivered a few days ago at a hospital in Aix-en-Provence. The arrival of the double deities has yet to be confirmed by a legitimate US outlet as of post time… will keep you posted.

Was watching the 2 hour season finale of Lost last night (can’t believe we have to wait 9 months for another installment) when an ad for Coldplay’s Viva La Vida came on and holy sh*t… Chris Martin got hot. Have never found him attractive. All of a sudden Gwyneth’s husband is a quivering beast. More importantly though the new album is good. Very good. No more falsettos. No more trying (so hard at least) to be Thom Yorke. It’s so exciting to be excited by Coldplay again, non? Gwyneth really does have the perfect life. Now do you hate her even more???

Finally Friday - Sex & the City vs Indiana Jones. Who will win?

Am online all day, refresh to stay updated and have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Angie on Vanity Fair: Pregnant & Boobed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 10:55:30 May 30, 2008 10:55:30

And total f&cking GORGESSITY!!! Please. Who could ever, ever compare to this? Vanity Fair has just posted their new cover and the article and accompanying photo shoot video is coming Monday. For her I would. I would let her hickey me all over. Full Story

The Cheese That Keeps Giving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 10:49:23 May 30, 2008 10:49:23

I don’t understand how people can hate on Mimi. Mariah Carey is a gift to us all. Anything, anyone who can make you smile so broadly, who can make you laugh so heartily, who can amuse so consistently is undoubtedly a creation of her Holiness Shiloh Jolie Pitt. Here’s the video of Mimi throwing out the first pitch at a baseball game in Japan this week. Full Story

Wonder Twins NOT Activated!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 10:37:29 May 30, 2008 10:37:29

Shiloh Jolie Pitt! Make up your f&cking minds! Now People is reporting exclusively, after having spoken to Angelina Jolie’s rep, that she did NOT give birth to her wonder twins who are apparently still safely ensconced inside their mother’s belly. Full Story

Wonder Twins Activated!!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 08:55:00 May 30, 2008 08:55:00

They did, they didn’t... they DID! Breathe y"all. Breathe. Stop screaming. Stop crying. Get up off your knees. Shiloh would want to be calm. So the Jolie Pitt twins have been activated – born in France according to Entertainment Tonight Full Story

All Star Burn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 08:14:00 May 30, 2008 08:14:00

They are the reigning – and smug – Oscar winners for Best Picture and the Coen Brothers next release Burn After Reading is due out in September boasting one of the most impressive casts in recent memory. George Clooney, Tilda Swinton, Frances McDormand – all Oscar winners, and then the incomparable John Malkovich along with Brad Pitt. Full Story

The Real Nate and Chuck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 07:34:45 May 30, 2008 07:34:45

This is for Lara who’s had a rough week at work and needs to lose herself in a little dirty daydreaming over Ed Westwick. Spreading like wildfire across the internets, Gawker.com somehow stumbled upon them – personal photos of Ed and Chace Crawford doing what young rich men do: hang out with their friends, get annihilated, and make out with girls. Full Story

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Madge & Gwyneth matching blonde and black

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 06:56:45 May 30, 2008 06:56:45

My Gwyneth and her BFF Madonna had dinner at Nobu last night with matching blonde waves almost the same length and black from head to toe. The two had much to talk about. There is also much to celebrate. As you know, Madge finalised the adoption of Baby David Banda this week and has started rehearsing hard for the upcoming tour while speculation about her marital woes continue unabated. Full Story

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The Rachel Rumours

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 30, 2008 06:39:41 May 30, 2008 06:39:41

Love Rachel Bilson. Rachel Bilson is the best thing about Hayden Christensen. Here she is at Chanel’s New Concept Boutique last night looking stylish and cute as usual but maybe a little pale and pukey which only adds to rumours abound that she is pregnant – totally unsubstantiated and totally not slam dunk. Full Story