Her friends suck too?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 08:36:20 October 17, 2008 08:36:20

It’s already been well established: Jessica Simpson has no friends. The ones she does have suck ass. Same goes for Jennifer Aniston? OK! is reporting exclusively that there was a sleepover last night at John Mayer’s. Full Story

Express Yourself…by shutting your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 08:07:08 October 17, 2008 08:07:08

It’s a universal truth well illustrated recently by someone like Keira Knightley: there are no thoughts more wise, more profound, more deeply f-cking original than the thoughts that are thought by those in their early 20s. And if it happens to be an actor, that depth is even more pronounced. No injustice is more unjustified, no drama more dramatic, no opinion more unimpeachable than that of a young actress in Hollywood…not unlike an indignant university sophomore, it’s pointless to argue but so amusing to observe. Full Story

You are not Tom Ford

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:28:01 October 17, 2008 07:28:01

Or Olivier Theyskens. Or Stella McCartney. Or even… gasp!... Victoria Beckham. Because while Victoria can’t come up with her own good sh*t, she at the very least knows which good sh*t to copy and call her own. Katie Holmes on the other hand just pulls it out of her robotic little head. But just because it’s original doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Full Story

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October 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 17, 2008 07:01:10 October 17, 2008 07:01:10

Happy 30th Birthday Christina! Have fun at Madonna on Sunday – an amazing way to kick off a new decade! For Samantha – wishing you well tomorrow on your wedding day! Congratulations!  Full Story

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

UK gossips are, like, giddy over the Guy/Madge split, especially since they believe that in the end, he told her to shove it up her ass.

Yeah….but he had to stick around and carry her purse until she secured his career. In a beer drinking, duck hunting, manly man macho world, how does that really increase the size of your balls? Just asking.

It’s Thursday – am back home, online all day, blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Gwyneth is not choosing body over baby. Shame on you for even thinking it.

PPS. Toronto L’Oreal Fashion Week is next week! And only the F List is giving away passes to attend and support Canadian designers for Thursday October 23rd featuring Evan & Dean and RUDSAK! I have 2 pairs to giveaway. Email [email protected] with “Fashion Week” as the title before midnight Pacific on Monday, October 20 to enter the draw.

Tabloid Wars: People vs Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 16:35:34 October 16, 2008 16:35:34

People Magazine, as you know, is essentially a celebrity promotional vehicle, where publicists go to get their messages across knowing that they’ll be printed, even if it’s full of sh*t …which is most often the case. Back in the summer, when Madonna controversy was raging over Alex Rodriguez and Her Madgesty’s alleged homewrecking, People stayed away from the speculation, standing on the safe side, and was subsequently rewarded when Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s longtime long suffering publicist issued a statement exclusively to the publication denying any involvement with ARod and any strife in the marriage. Full Story

The new GOOPy pants!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 15:34:58 October 16, 2008 15:34:58

My Gwyneth’s “worst nightmare" has officially come true but she certainly isn’t dressing down for the occasion. Check out my girl in a fierce black trench in London over a pair of … scrunchy pants? LOVE these pants. Full Story

Bond… coming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 14:55:57 October 16, 2008 14:55:57

The Bond franchise has a significant fan base in Canada. As such, Daniel Craig and a few others from Quantum came to Canada for a quick day of media two weeks before the premiere in London. Daniel was supposedly not made available for an official photograph session but paps did catch him leaving the Hazelton Hotel in Yorkville en route to the airport… My friend Laura, who lives for him, as you can imagine she’s been waiting for today for a long, long time and eTalk was one of the outlets to secure an interview. Full Story

Douchey’s birthday boost

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 13:34:49 October 16, 2008 13:34:49

John Mayer turned 31 today and thanks to Jennifer Aniston, his balls are a little bigger this year. Happy Birthday! This is John yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel in the afternoon before his evening celebration at the Grand Havana Room where he was joined by his girlfriend-again. As you know, John and Jen are back together, reuniting some time last week in New York and Boston, travelling back to LA at the weekend, and seeing each other every night since. Full Story

Posh Animé

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 11:30:20 October 16, 2008 11:30:20

Posh was in Germany yesterday promoting her jeans, trying harder than f-ck to sell her style. What is the Victoria Beckham style? Everybody says her style is Alien. I say her style is becoming Animé. She looks like a Japanese cartoon. Those angles on her face making her eyes all buggy, a distinct air of androgyny about her body, never any round edges, pointy winged shoulders, and legs that always flare out by the feet… Scary thing is, especially when she’s wearing black, some animé characters actually look fatter than she is. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 16, 2008 11:23:14 October 16, 2008 11:23:14

Is this your Edward Cullen? Really??? (Dlisted)

At first glance I seriously thought this was Madonna from Evita era (Hollywood Tuna)

Golden Balls and his fish (Just Jared)

No lap band for her (IDLYITW)

Not even Bud would hire her (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

And why hasn’t he lost his job yet? (Holy Moly)

Michelle Williams: beautiful, happy, and in love again (INO)

Madge & Guy: when they were happy (Cele|bitchy)

Pumpkin patch Pratt pathetic (Webster’s is My Bitch)

Where Sienna is hiding (Pop Sugar)