Thankful for Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:33:17 October 13, 2008 07:33:17

And no…not the kind of love that gets renewed in Vegas by Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Criss Angel looks on. Ew! No. I’m talking about the Johnny Depp kind of love. The kind that is rarely, if ever, photographed outside a red carpet. The kind that is guarded fiercely. Sigh. And he adores her. Full Story

Thankful for Hugh Jackman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:17:56 October 13, 2008 07:17:56

He turned 40 the other day. 40 looks damn good. Here he is with his family at Bronte Beach, playing with the kids, hanging out with his wife, enjoying some lemonade in the sunshine. He’s the hotness, non? Love.Him. And love even more than he doesn’t have a Hollywood Wife. It makes your fantasies possible, you see? Because Hugh Jackson really could love an ordinary woman. Full Story

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Pip & Shelfy pick and choose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 07:04:38 October 13, 2008 07:04:38

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel showed up at a rally the other day in support of Barack Obama and to promote the youth vote. It’s a good thing, right? Sure. But here’s the question: For a couple so hellbent on “privacy”, a couple that “claims” not to put their relationship on a platter for public consumption, can they pick and choose when we get to see their love and when we get to f&ck right off? Note how they acted with each other that day – on stage, with his “fans” screaming and excited, with the media parked front and centre watching their every move, note how suddenly privacy wasn’t an issue: Pipsqueak: "I'm not here as some dude who writes goofy songs. Full Story

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On Womaniser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 13, 2008 06:50:14 October 13, 2008 06:50:14

Her body looked TIGHT. She looked amazing. The song… Meh. And the video? Well it was slick. And people are losing their sh*t. And I’m as stoked as anyone else about her comeback because, yes, she’s clearly on her way... But… It’s hard to separate before and after. Full Story

Friday, October 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

A Britney documentary? 90 minutes of Chicken Fried candid, behind the scenes, and a glimpse into her life – then and now?

I can’t wait six weeks!

The preview is below.

Finally it’s the weekend. And Thanksgiving in Canada on Monday! Happy Thanksgiving! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Mario Lopez is a cheesedick but he’s not a disappointment. Then again, why would you want to get that far with Mario Lopez anyway? Ew! Also not Lenny Kravitz. Or Lance Armstrong.

PPS. CLICK HERE for all the details about Care to Truth or Dare with Madonna including a $500 Stila giveaway!

Hey Baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 17:45:00 October 10, 2008 17:45:00

Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling.  It hurts me when you're starving. Full Story

Twilight: the final trailer

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 13:46:02 October 10, 2008 13:46:02

Twilight freaks turned up their freak factor this week when the final Twilight trailer leaked online. To me it looks cheaply produced (that fight sequence is seriously hurting), but what does it matter? Production value doesn’t matter. Not when screaming teens and infatuated mothers are involved. Full Story

Coveting Kate’s hamstrings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 12:17:01 October 10, 2008 12:17:01

It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time??? Hamstring rolls on that f&cking ball are the worst. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 12:03:00 October 10, 2008 12:03:00

Which one’s the Jackson? (Dlisted)

Tara Reid’s tits, Jessica Simpson’s brain (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira Knightley’s best photoshoot? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Next thing you know, she’ll be copying Lacoste (Just Jared)

But they’re hot, so who cares if they’re criminals? (IDLYITW)

Bono hypocrisy? (Holy Moly)

It’s the green hat…it must be true (INO)

Once a cheating Carb Face… (Cele|bitchy)

Oh snap! Eva Mendes bitchslaps JLo! (The Blemish)

Sigh. He loves dogs. There is NOTHING wrong with this man (Pop Sugar)

Compulsive Narcissist

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 10, 2008 10:42:18 October 10, 2008 10:42:18

He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story