White Man’s Overbite

March 21, 2008 11:01:24 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire? I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler. Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. Full Story

Ferg Not Preg

March 21, 2008 10:58:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 10:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her rep told Us that she’s not knocked up. Ugh. As usual, BumpWatch is so unreliable. Still…some remain convinced that a Baby Pea is definitely en route. Because yummy mummies are always convinced that Bumps don’t lie. Full Story

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks was in New York last night last night at a gala honouring Pele. Becks in a tux. Yum. Only problem… so not feeling his hair. He’s been wearing it super super short these days, now with an army fade, and it’s not the cut but the head. Specifically the second level… can you see? Past that ridge, an odd shape. And it’s distracting. Almost to the point of quiver kill, though not quite. He is, after all, David Beckham. But it might be a good time to start growing…

Thursday before a long weekend. If you’ve noticed from my typos this week… I need it! Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Calgary… Junos… it’s ON! Gossip, drinks, casual…Thursday April 3rd. At BLVD. More details to come... Would love to see you there!

Hello Rachel McAdams

March 20, 2008 11:58:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New issue of Hello Canada - Rachel McAdams promoting Married Life during which she does answer some gentle questions about Ryan Gosling. Sigh... Those poor crazy McGoslings. What did you learn about yourself when your relationship with Ryan ended? Oh, I don’t know. Full Story

What Dina Taught Her

March 20, 2008 11:47:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 11:47:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dina Lohan must be beaming with orange pride. The wisdom she imparted put to such good use and now disseminated across the internets for public consumption: Her daughter Lindsay Lohan allegedly fellating Calum Best – a screen cap of a video that Calum took while she was coked up her tree last year has been widely circulated. Full Story

Unassisted in Paris?

March 20, 2008 11:12:34 Posted at March 20, 2008 11:12:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Moss last night in London carrying a huge wad of cash – her winnings apparently at casino. Casino. LOVE casino. Sometimes it’s better chasing back and breaking even than it is being up a few bills right off the take, non? Also Kate and boyfriend Jamie Hince, who is rotting on the inside, in Paris this week. Full Story

What Happened to Henry?

March 20, 2008 10:38:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 10:38:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Tudors – I don’t love it but I watch when I can for Henry Cavill. If you know The Tudors, I am sure you know Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill is ridiculously hot. The face, his voice, his accent, the way he moves, when he’s nailing some random from behind and doesn’t flinch if he’s interrupted… yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: GREEK!

March 20, 2008 10:22:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 10:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Heads-up to you guys in the States - GREEK Season Two begins on ABC Family next Monday March 24th and the main characters are rebounding after heartbreak. To celebrate the return of the frat boys and sorority girls, and the love drama that characterises their existence, we’re counting down the 5 Smuttiest Break-Ups on a dedicated page. Full Story

Granny Freeze to LA

March 20, 2008 09:42:05 Posted at March 20, 2008 09:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gran and her husband continue to hide from the paps in Australia – here she is showing off her bump in a very very tight suit while Keith appears to have put on some sympathy weight. Nicole is said to be house hunting in LA, close to friend Naomi Watts’s place and spent time in LA browsing the real estate market – she also told her “source” to tell Us Weekly that while in the States she had the chance to hang out with her kids. Full Story

Chicken Fried Pisses on a Ladybug

March 20, 2008 08:37:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 08:37:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funniest.Sh*t.Ever. And sad. But funny! Am going to hell. South Park last night – if you haven’t already, you will lose your sh*t. Seriously gossips, it was hysterical right off the get. For some reason, it kills me how excited the dad is while riveted to Britney Watch with his throwaway “trainwreck” comments. Full Story

Ferg Preg in Houston?

March 20, 2008 08:14:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 08:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New photos emerged emerged yesterday of Fergie Ferg and Josh Duhamel leaving a Japanese restaurant with the Ferg showing off what appeared to be a bit of a bump. In combination with the bloatface, many are suspecting that she’s joined every other woman in Hollywood in the 08/08/08 sweepstakes. Full Story