But For the CarbFace Douchebaggery…

March 24, 2008 06:00:00 Posted at March 24, 2008 06:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is. Full Story

March 24, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 24, 2008 05:56:57 Posted at March 24, 2008 05:56:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Caitlin K who gave me up for Lent. Now you’ll have to catch up…you missed a lot! Promise you’ll brush up? Happy Belated 34th to Dana C! I hear you’re “a bit pregnant” and might not be able to venture out to the Juno party. We will miss you. To Jessica C who is celebrating her 29th today – Happy Birthday! Your very own law firm? Am impressed – congratulations! To Amy who turned 28 on Friday – hope you enjoyed a wonderful weekend. Full Story

Friday, March 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Long weekend at last! Am posting a few articles here and there and am updating the Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List sponsored by GREEK every day but blogging returns to normal on Monday.

Things to look for next week – a new riddle, a HUGE Juno Swag Bag giveaway, the gossip party in Calgary, Alice + Olivia is designing shoes at PayLess…did you know? There just might be something for you. And of course, smut always rages on a long weekend.

Hope you’re enjoying it!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Bai Ling is Posh?

March 21, 2008 14:43:19 Posted at March 21, 2008 14:43:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A new Marc Jacobs ad featuring Victoria Beckham, ostensibly the worst of the lot. Because it looks like Marc has found inspiration in skank Asian ass. The kind of skank Asian ass found in seedy massage parlour rub’n’tugs boasting the skills of 15 year old illegal immigrants straight off the boat. Full Story

Long Weekend Quiver

March 21, 2008 11:11:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Stop the hotness…it’s hurting me. Tom Brady in New York – picking up mail for Gisele and working on his cardio. Why isn’t he on the Freebie Five??? Oh that’s right. He plays for New England. I love the Dolphins. Still… QB1 is perfect. Perfect. The dimpled chin, the nose – I love his nose – an eternally boyish face, and his gait. Full Story

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Bitter Music

March 21, 2008 11:07:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:07:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

There was a technical snafu at the 24-Hour Plays recently and to entertain an irritated crowd, Ethan Hawke took to the stage with his guitar and performed a song he wrote “while shooting a movie in Paris during his divorce.” Music & Lyrics… about Uma. According to New York Magazine Full Story

Ultimate Gay Fantasy

March 21, 2008 11:04:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:04:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mass homo swooning… can you imagine? Now all I can imagine is the two of them making out. Throw in a little Neil Patrick Harris and hot dog Doogie – instant YouPorn threesome sensation. Anderson Cooper interviewed David Beckham for 60 Minutes. Click here Full Story

White Man’s Overbite

March 21, 2008 11:01:24 Posted at March 21, 2008 11:01:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire? I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler. Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. Full Story

Ferg Not Preg

March 21, 2008 10:58:00 Posted at March 21, 2008 10:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her rep told Us that she’s not knocked up. Ugh. As usual, BumpWatch is so unreliable. Still…some remain convinced that a Baby Pea is definitely en route. Because yummy mummies are always convinced that Bumps don’t lie. Full Story

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Becks was in New York last night last night at a gala honouring Pele. Becks in a tux. Yum. Only problem… so not feeling his hair. He’s been wearing it super super short these days, now with an army fade, and it’s not the cut but the head. Specifically the second level… can you see? Past that ridge, an odd shape. And it’s distracting. Almost to the point of quiver kill, though not quite. He is, after all, David Beckham. But it might be a good time to start growing…

Thursday before a long weekend. If you’ve noticed from my typos this week… I need it! Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Calgary… Junos… it’s ON! Gossip, drinks, casual…Thursday April 3rd. At BLVD. More details to come... Would love to see you there!

Hello Rachel McAdams

March 20, 2008 11:58:00 Posted at March 20, 2008 11:58:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

New issue of Hello Canada - Rachel McAdams promoting Married Life during which she does answer some gentle questions about Ryan Gosling. Sigh... Those poor crazy McGoslings. What did you learn about yourself when your relationship with Ryan ended? Oh, I don’t know. Full Story