And the rampant cheating… and the cheese ball moves… Ryan Phillippe could have been a good dude. And during his interview with Howard Stern last week, he called Jake Gyllenhaal a “good dude”, effectively giving his blessing to Jake’s relationship with his ex wife, explaining that: "I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is. Full Story
Congratulations to Caitlin K who gave me up for Lent. Now you’ll have to catch up…you missed a lot! Promise you’ll brush up? Happy Belated 34th to Dana C! I hear you’re “a bit pregnant” and might not be able to venture out to the Juno party. We will miss you. To Jessica C who is celebrating her 29th today – Happy Birthday! Your very own law firm? Am impressed – congratulations! To Amy who turned 28 on Friday – hope you enjoyed a wonderful weekend. Full Story
Long weekend at last! Am posting a few articles here and there and am updating the Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List Top 5 Smutty Break-Up List sponsored by GREEK every day but blogging returns to normal on Monday.
Things to look for next week – a new riddle, a HUGE Juno Swag Bag giveaway, the gossip party in Calgary, Alice + Olivia is designing shoes at PayLess…did you know? There just might be something for you. And of course, smut always rages on a long weekend.
Hope you’re enjoying it!
Yours in gossip,
A new Marc Jacobs ad featuring Victoria Beckham, ostensibly the worst of the lot. Because it looks like Marc has found inspiration in skank Asian ass. The kind of skank Asian ass found in seedy massage parlour rub’n’tugs boasting the skills of 15 year old illegal immigrants straight off the boat. Full Story
Stop the hotness…it’s hurting me. Tom Brady in New York – picking up mail for Gisele and working on his cardio. Why isn’t he on the Freebie Five??? Oh that’s right. He plays for New England. I love the Dolphins. Still… QB1 is perfect. Perfect. The dimpled chin, the nose – I love his nose – an eternally boyish face, and his gait. Full Story
What’s the statute of limitations on hotness? If one instance of hotness is not supported by any ensuing instances of hotness, when does the original hotness expire? I’m asking this in regards to Gerard Butler. Because whenever I question the hotness of Gerard Butler, the “Gerry” fans response to me is always Dear Frankie. Full Story
Becks was in New York last night last night at a gala honouring Pele. Becks in a tux. Yum. Only problem… so not feeling his hair. He’s been wearing it super super short these days, now with an army fade, and it’s not the cut but the head. Specifically the second level… can you see? Past that ridge, an odd shape. And it’s distracting. Almost to the point of quiver kill, though not quite. He is, after all, David Beckham. But it might be a good time to start growing…
Thursday before a long weekend. If you’ve noticed from my typos this week… I need it! Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Calgary… Junos… it’s ON! Gossip, drinks, casual…Thursday April 3rd. At BLVD. More details to come... Would love to see you there!