Compared to the Spears sisters, what’s a little case of a perv dating a child? Last week, I reported that Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia took advantage of the Jamie Lynn pregnancy to slowly leak their true dating status under the blessing of her mother, thereby taking away the public judgement – if the girl’s mother approves, who are we to say? Especially since she’s now officially legal at 18. Full Story
Praise Xenu! We were all deflated last month when British reports suggested that Andrew Morton’s Tom Cruise exposé was not going to be published in the UK because it wasn’t scandalous enough…but now it turns out it’s actually not going to be published in the UK because it’s TOO SCANDALOUS and publishers fear that British libel laws will make it too costly for them to defend. Full Story
As you know, Britney was released from Cedars after two nights – doctors declared she was no longer an imminent danger and could not hold her for treatment against her own will. Big sh*tstorm over the weekend about Dr Phil’s involvement: he says he was asked by family, ie her famewhoring parents, to visit with their daughter. Full Story
It’s finally Friday but no one has slept. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney Spears escalated her chicken fried crazy to new heights making it an epic night in smut. Full recap below and breaking news as it happens. Refresh often.
Yours in gossip,
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PS. Two pieces of Canadian garbage, Pamela Anderson and Sean Avery, were in the same building at the same time Thursday night in Vancouver as the Canucks shut out the Rangers. Pray Xenu these two hook up. An update on Pam’s skank to follow as well.
Call me Cruise but I miss the GMD. We’re a full four days into 2008 and we’ve yet to be blessed with his crazy. Thank Xenu Mad Money starring Katie Holmes, Diane Keaton, and Queen Latifah is due out in a couple of weeks. Movie premieres mean red carpets. And red carpets mean occasions for Presentation! Can’t wait to usher in a brand new year of Presenting Katie! In the meantime, satisfy yourself with a classic. Full Story
First Friday of the year, need a break from the drama? First… FNL returns tonight! Brand new episode and I hear Julie gets hot for Riggins!!! Here’s a taste of Taylor Kitsch to get you through to tonight. TK in Men’s Health from February 2007. Damn. Friday Night Lights! Why aren’t you watching??? source Full Story
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt joined the rest of the Pitts in Springfield, Missouri on Wednesday for a family gathering at a local pizza parlour. Brad’s parents were present, along with his siblings and their spouses and their kids too. All told, including the four children from the First Family of Hollywood, there were 11 children at the big Pitt Party, throwing a major wrench into bottom feeding tabloid reports constantly claiming that Brad’s side, his mother in particular, are no great fans of Angelina. Full Story
While KFed is totally rehabilitating his image, KFed Junior is making himself useful – as a punching bag for his bank account wife. Literally. Brand new Rossum from Tori and her goldigger! Here she is, with a full face of makeup during some kind of kick box workout in close quarters with a paparazzo. Full Story
Police have confirmed Britney will not be charged for last night’s dramatics. At press time, Britney is under 72 hour lockdown at Cedars having been interviewed by doctors last night. KFed was also queried about her mental state and she is expected to be assessed over the weekend, with long term plans still to be determined. Full Story
Thwarted time and again… poor Granny Freeze. If not for Britney losing her sh*t and Lilo falling off the wagon, more of our smutty attention would be directed towards Granny’s 45th pregnancy mystery – is she or isn’t she? As you know, Nicole has expertly controlled and managed the speculation – given that her career is in the dumps and Katie is everyone’s favourite these days, Granny has to find a piece of the spotlight somehow. Full Story
NYE at Prive, Avril Lavigne was hosting a party but Lil John ended up grabbing the mic and counting down to midnight. Be honest, Lil John can hype a crowd waaaay better than Punk Ass Poseur and her squeaky voice. When Avril saw that Lil John had trumped her, she apparently became “visibly upset” and had to be consoled by husband Deryck, boo hooing that “I wanted to do the countdown!” Poor baby was finally placated when more champagne was brought out to her table. Full Story