June 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 04:24:58 June 23, 2008 04:24:58

To Sylvie – Happy 19th Birthday with love from Steff. To Jenn M aka Dana in Halifax – Happy 25th and congratulations on graduating from law school! I love that you love discussing and debating the smut I deliver! To Dani Emma – Happy Graduation from high school! For Deanna who’s now on mat leave with baby Lily – welcome to the new chapter in life. Full Story

Friday, June 20, 2008

Dear Gossips,

This is it: The Love Guru vs Get Smart, Mike vs Steve, Pippy Timberlake vs Dwayne the Rock Johnson… snort.

The good news is – critics are eviscerating The Love Guru and judging Get Smart more favourably. The bad news is – good taste is dead. Don’t let Get Smart be a flop! Pick Steve Carell! Because at the very least, Steve Carell is a good guy. Steve Carell is not a humourless douchebag diva.

Mike Myers on the other hand…

He stopped by Conan O”Brien the other night and pulled his usual f&ckery: insisting on a specific brand of creamer for his coffee, sending interns out on a whim for Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer and when the seltzer arrived, he fussed that it wasn’t the right brand and sent the poor kid running to correct the egregious error.

It’s a talk show! You’re there for, what, maybe 2 hours? They stock the green room with the loveliest things as it is anyway! He couldn’t wait two f&cking hours to go get that sh*t himself??? Sit DOWN Mike Myers!

Friday! Am posting all day so check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Justine Bateman is not the other woman. The Governator is not hiding mistresses.

PPS. Also – It’s Always Something… Else!

On Tuesday night I’ll be partying at the Drake in Toronto in support of Gilda’s Club. Dan and Jessi from MTV Canada and The Aftershow will be there too hosting one of the sessions, Ron Sexsmith is headlining, and k-os is spinning late late late. For tickets call 416.214.9898 ext 504 and click here for more information. Gilda’s Club provides a wide array of services in a non-medical, home-like setting and always free of charge, dedicated to support and education in a home-like setting for anyone at any stage of cancer, their families and friends.

See you there!

PPPS. Love to Jody Vance! Jody is guest hosting at CityLine www.cityline.ca/ on Monday so if you"re all about girls supporting girls, you must support this girl. Jody was the FIRST female "in the history of Canadian television to host her own sports show in primetime." She did it without having to take off her glasses and push out her tits. Watch Jody on Monday. She will dazzle you. Promise.

PPPPS. Can"t wait for the new season of Project Runway Canada. My favourite, favourite last year! Application deadline for designers on Season 2 is today. Do you measure up? Click here to become the next Tom or Stella.

To Russia With Love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 11:43:29 June 20, 2008 11:43:29

I was in London last year blowing my wad on a ten dollar bottle of water and someone told me Moscow is actually ranked the city most expensive to live in. Even more than London? Yes. So no wonder - Hollywood is going where the money is. Here are Will Smith and Charlize Theron at the Russian premiere of Hancock today, smarter than Mischa Barton will ever be. Full Story

Brad in Rainbows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 09:04:32 June 20, 2008 09:04:32

Brad has been a fan of Radiohead for a long, long time. Remember at the wedding? He arranged for Radiohead to be playing while fireworks lit up the sky. I remember thinking at the time, much as I love Radiohead too, that it’s not exactly celebratory music. Like can you imagine your guests getting down to Paranoid Android? Perhaps it was a bad omen even then. Full Story

Girls Night with My Gwynnie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 08:32:57 June 20, 2008 08:32:57

This should be my life!!! Stella McCartney stepped out with my best friend Gwyneth Paltrow last night in London for the Hoping Foundation Benefit. See how their arms are looped together? That will never be me. I will never stand off to the side somewhere, giggling with Gwynnie, judging everyone around us. Full Story

Smarmy ShameScrew in Short Shorts

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 07:25:55 June 20, 2008 07:25:55

This is for Lara. Lara and I have a dirty dirty thing for Ed Westwick, our favourite shamef&ck. Ed and the cast of Gossip Girl have resumed shooting for the new season in the Hamptons. Ed was apparently diligently learning his lines, reviewing his script, and getting platonically cuddly with a PA on set. Full Story

Hotness Happily Married

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 07:00:27 June 20, 2008 07:00:27

James McAvoy attended the premiere last night of Wanted with his wife Anne-Marie. Must always repeat the following detail – Anne-Marie is 9 years older. Is that the hottest thing about him? That he loves an older woman? That he completely adores his older woman wife? And why not? Anne-Marie Duff has been called one of Britain’s brightest, most treasured actors. Full Story

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Becks bares his billboard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:41:44 June 20, 2008 06:41:44

David Beckham was in San Francisco yesterday to unveil his Armani Billboard – a massive shot of him in his undies. Thing is, I can’t decide which I lust better: my Becks close to naked or my Becks fully clothed. Because Becks wears his clothes so bloody well. Check out the suit. Check out how he fills out the suit. Full Story

When Sienna Looks Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 06:26:27 June 20, 2008 06:26:27

Will she regret Rhys? Will she shudder at the memory of his hands all over her? Will she dry heave when recalling the smell of his sweat? This is what happens to me. I regret. I regret them all save oh maybe 3? The others were all rubbish. Some of them were uglier than f&ck. One of them I brought home and my mother was like, why are you dating a boy with three hairs on his head shaped like a tripod? Ew! Ass! Then again, maybe Sienna’s not so shallow. Full Story

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What problem? There is no problem!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 20, 2008 05:58:00 June 20, 2008 05:58:00

This is Keira Knightley yesterday in London at The Edge of Love afterparty in a gorgeous purple dress looking as healthy as ever. At least in her mind. Remember – she doesn’t have a problem, she’s never had a problem, and you’re not allowed to say she has a problem. Because there is no problem. Full Story