Ultimate Fighting Rebound

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 10:09:05 July 7, 2008 10:09:05

There were rumours a few months ago that Mandy Moore and UFC champ (and Canadian!) Georges St Pierre were hooking up. Totally overblown seeing as she was actually wasting her time with that punk as f*ck poseur Full Story

Noah’s cap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 09:39:00 July 7, 2008 09:39:00

Clean cut and lean again, especially with that cap on, Ryan Gosling is revisiting Noah Calhoun. Cue collective sob from the lunatic McGoslings. Cue quivering from my loins! This is Ryan in LA Saturday. Yum. After spending an inordinate amount of time in Kiki’s trailer on the set of their movie, Ryan stepped out the other day holding hands with a mystery beautiful brunette. Full Story

Mark of a True Star

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 11:38:41 July 7, 2008 11:38:41

They all have a lot to learn from Dustin Hoffman. I visited Michael Landsberg on Off The Record last week and we were talking about The Love Guru and Mike Myers who had been in town for the junket and Michael told me that he was offered a spot on the schedule for 3 minutes. Three minutes. Michael was like… F&ck that. Full Story

Sunday Rose Kidman Urban

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 08:07:00 July 7, 2008 08:07:00

Just received a media alert … SUNDAY ROSE KIDMAN URBAN weighed 6 pounds, 7 1Z2 ounces. I like the name Sunday. Very much. And very, very God-friendly... perfect for the MiniVan Majority. Am attaching photo of Granny Freeze"s wax figure - so life-plastic like! Right down to the surgery scar by her hairline! Full Story

Granny Freeze is a mom!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:59:07 July 7, 2008 07:59:07

Almost like it’s the first time! Like she’s never been a mother before! People.com is confirming that Granny Nicole gave birth to a daughter this morning in Nashville. You think her face moved while she was in labour? Or did Gran opt for a c-section to preserve her other parts? Am going with door number 2. Full Story

Best Mother Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:23:42 July 7, 2008 07:23:42

Defenders of this filthy scab will argue that her one redeeming quality is that she is a good mother. Good point. Because these photos of Pamela Anderson celebrating her 41st birthday in Vegas prove that she is the epitome of the perfect parent: responsible, level headed, totally drug-free, and above all… classy as f&ck. Full Story

Granny Freeze’s Push Present

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 07:04:37 July 7, 2008 07:04:37

Is it just me or do these two go out of their way, constantly, to remind us that 1. they are married and 2. Granny Freeze has a hospitable uterus? During a concert in Nashville the other night, Keith Urban followed orders and dedicated the song Better Half to granny Nicole Kidman, going the extra mile to alert, well, everyone, that she’s due like any minute now:"I’m going to dedicate a song to my very, very, very, very, VERY pregnant wife!" Must have been her push present… to go along with his “Nicole” tat – not new but always a nice reminder for the naysayers. Full Story

The GMD’s personal pick-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:52:00 July 7, 2008 06:52:00

David and Victoria Beckham and their boys flew via private plane to Telluride yesterday to join the Tom Cruise on his ranch for a short visit. As you can see, the GMD personally arrived to pick up the party, especially excited that he and David would be sleeping a few doors down from each other, at least for a couple of nights. Full Story

Little Sci at the parade!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:36:07 July 7, 2008 06:36:07

Amazing, non? That people are still so naïve about the paps. Katie Holmes can’t sell tickets on Broadway, then new sets of photos of KatE with Little Sci are immediately released last week, culminating in these family shots of the Cruises in Telluride enjoying the Fourth of July parade with Little Sci front and centre and sooooo adorable! And becoming so beautiful! Look at her mouth. Full Story

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Her Madgesty the Homewrecker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:24:41 July 7, 2008 06:24:41

The Madonna/A-Rod situation is getting out of control. Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will reportedly file for divorce this morning in Miami and her attorney is already on the offensive, characterising A-Rod as a chronic philanderer, abusively unfaithful, and insisting that the Yankee third baseman is indeed having an affair with Madonna and is continuing to see her, even though her husband Guy Ritchie is in town and staying at her apartment. Full Story

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July 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:18:42 July 7, 2008 06:18:42

Happy Birthday Howard! I’m sorry to take Deb away for a few minutes every day, even on vacation! But smut is important, right? To Amy – heard it’s been a rough year… but one that is turning around! Congratulations on UVic! To Karen, returning to work today after a year on mat leave…am thinking of you today, and hoping the smut is the distraction you need, at least to get you to your daily lunch hour phone call with Janice! To Julie in Vancouver – hope your 40th birthday weekend was unforgettable! Happy birthday! Congratulations to Sam and John – am told the two of you together are “magic”. Full Story