Ebola Grooms Her Brother

January 4, 2008 08:24:45 Posted at January 4, 2008 08:24:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton showed up at Teddy’s last night with her 18 year old brother Barron. Now that she’s no longer an heiress and Barron no longer an heir, after their grandfather decided to donate the bulk of his fortune to charity, Ebola is charged with grooming her youngest sibling for his very own career in famewhoring, which is why he tagged along last night – you will note Barron was born with that unmistakable rich-boy beat-me-face… the one Chuck Bass does so well on Gossip Girl. Full Story

Britney to Lose Visitation

January 4, 2008 07:40:13 Posted at January 4, 2008 07:40:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After last night’s drama, the babies are now safely back with Kevin Federline, Jayden James is doing fine, and KFed’s legal team will be storming the court this morning, not surprisingly, to strip Britney of all visitation rights. Britney meanwhile is being held for mental evaluation at Cedars on what’s being called a 5150  Full Story

Weight Loss & Jayden

January 4, 2008 02:01:29 Posted at January 4, 2008 02:01:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As reported earlier, Britney is not in danger though it has now been revealed that her younger son Jayden James was also taken to hospital in an ambulance. However, observers say JJ was alert and heard giggling and sucking on a soother while being carried inside the hospital by a medic. Sean Preston is fine and was seen being driven away in a private vehicle - attached. Full Story

Tough Love and Intervention

January 4, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney’s father has arrived at the hospital and is said to be working with Kevin to finally commit Britney into seeking long term care. OK Magazine is reporting Britney was sobbing when carried out of her house and that “when she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to force herself to sit straight upright, despite being strapped into the gurney "Her eyes were like pinholes,"  according to a witness. Full Story


January 4, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 4, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

During the standoff, Britney was observed by officers to be under the influence. They were able to retrieve the children, hand them off to KFed, and Britney was then seen taken to the Cedars Sinai Medical Centre via ambulance on a gurney (attached) for what’s being called a “mental evaluation”. Full Story

The Standoff

January 4, 2008 01:02:53 Posted at January 4, 2008 01:02:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’s bodyguard who came to pick them up. Full Story

Trash Comes Home

January 4, 2008 02:34:35 Posted at January 4, 2008 02:34:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard party wealthy crowd in Vancouver for the hockey game. Full Story

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Late Night crossed the picket lines on Wednesday and I wish I could give you a verdict on Dave vs Jay but I was too busy caring about a new killer episode of Gossip Girl. The obsession is getting downright geeky. Geeky like wanting to be in the room when the writers are breaking the story. Like wanting to touch a script, geeky.

Pray Xenu the writers get what they deserve…and soon. New material is quickly dwindling. If you still care, the New York Post declared a writer-less Jay the Round 1 winner.

Thursday – full day today, will be online all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. A very, very grateful and affectionate Happy New Year to the Lainey Lurv group on Facebook. Am not a Facebook user but do appreciate the support. And I hear the blind riddle archive and clue compilation is impressively extensive. Am honoured and humbled. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Hello Canada: Michael J Fox

January 3, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for a break from the twats and the twits. New issue of Hello Canada on stands today features a wonderful interview with Michael J Fox. As you know, Michael has been living with Parkinson’s for 16 years. His first book Lucky Man was released in 2002 and was an instant bestseller. Full Story

DVB: the new ad

January 3, 2008 12:07:59 Posted at January 3, 2008 12:07:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash Full Story

Chicken Fried Present!

January 3, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Astonishing! Britney actually showed up for her deposition! You have to check it out at x17online.com. Somehow they were the first, as usual, to get the pics. Big surprise. The outfit is a gem. Bright pink dress with flutter sleeves circa 2004 with what looks like an open back and very slim. Full Story