Wet Rob

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 06:54:58 March 4, 2009 06:54:58

His hair ladies, his hair… Try to control yourselves, ok? There’s more squealy business to come. This is Robert Pattinson out and about in LA yesterday, running back to his hotel with wet hair, looking pale and … he’s better straight on than in profile, non? The nose, I think. Full Story

Fabulous and 40… thousand!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 06:31:05 March 4, 2009 06:31:05

Jennifer Aniston… She’s “Fabulous and 40!” Fabulous at 40! Fabulous at 40! For f-ck’s sake we’ve been hearing it for an entire month… Fabulous at 40! And the MiniVan screaming their support, believing their girl is taking them along on the ride, redefining beauty, embracing age, representing THEM. Full Story

Birthday paparazzi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 06:20:00 March 4, 2009 06:20:00

Oh they ruined her birthday didn’t they? Justin Timberlake was without his Shelf Ass for a week in New York and was papped only twice, quite a departure from the daily sightings that occur when his girlfriend is with him Jessica Biel arrived in town to celebrate her birthday yesterday. Immediately the two were shot on their way out to celebrate. Full Story

Chicken Fried opens strong!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 4, 2009 05:45:00 March 4, 2009 05:45:00

Everyone’s biggest complaint is the lip-sync. Critics have been moaning and groaning about it all morning. This I don’t understand. I don’t understand who goes into a Britney Spears concert expecting live vocals. It never was and it never will be. Do you head into a Madonna movie thinking there’s an Oscar coming out the other side? Please. Full Story

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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

What’s up New Orleans? Are you ready?

The Chicken Fried Circus Tour kicks off tonight and the set list, revealed yesterday, looks ambitious, even though she’s never been known for singing live, given the rehearsal footed just posted, it’ll be Britney on super charge for almost 2 hours. If you’re lucky enough to attend, let the rest of us know how it is. I have to wait a month before she comes to Vancouver.

Also attached – Britney is now promoting Candie’s. The photo shoot for the ad campaign took place last Thursday just before she left for Louisiana. Am told she was weird and spacey the entire time, kept mostly to herself when not on set, and at one point was found alone in a dressing room, staring at herself in the mirror muttering “hello” under her breath…

Having said that, those who’ve observed her dancing during tour prep mention that she can be ultra-vocal and assertive, screaming her chicken fried weave off if she misses a step, eager for someone to blame. The medication, right? It’ll be a grueling couple of months. Hopefully they squeeze these millions out of her and give her a break for the rest of the year.

Tuesday – new articles all day. And did you watch Fallon’s debut last night? Pipsqueak got OWNED by Van Morrison. More on that later.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Love to the lawyers! Gossip with a dash of intellect? Am happy to oblige so long as you keep reading as we slog our way through the economic sh-ts! Thanks for the support!

PS. Ellen and Portia are not not eating. Good one! Also not the Arquettes or Kevin and Kyra.

Britney Circus trailer

Because John Mayer didn’t call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 19:45:35 March 3, 2009 19:45:35

Megan Fox was spotted out and about furniture shopping with not so ex Brian Austin Green today before heading back to his place. So are they or aren’t they? Who the f-ck cares? The point is she’s NOT with John Mayer. Because he didn’t take advantage and move in there. And now Jennifer Aniston is back in LA. Full Story

Chuck Bass loves meat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 15:09:53 March 3, 2009 15:09:53

Ugh. He’s disgusting. Especially when he eats. But… Yeah. Shamefully anytime. Ed Westwick in West Hollywood yesterday eating lunch with friends. My friend Lara’s lady aches were buzzing my blackberry last week after she stumbled across this video Full Story

Country Bitch Maple Leaf Makeover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 13:55:00 March 3, 2009 13:55:00

Yesterday in Ottawa. Am told exclusively that Carrie Underwood accompanied her boyfriend Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators to the Children’s Hospital of Eastern Ontario for a special visit, very uncover, very sweet. Mike loves the Lord, is actively involved in the community, and unlike many of his skeezy teammates with crabs, yeah crabs, is not a fixture on the club crawl. Full Story

The Young Victoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 12:43:22 March 3, 2009 12:43:22

UK premiere tonight in London just moments ago. The film opens there on March 6th but has yet, as far as I know, to receive a North American release date. …the f-ck? JailBait’s movie will open in ten thousand theatres across the States in April and The Young Victoria can’t find distribution? Boo. Full Story

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Fun Fearless = Cheese?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 11:50:00 March 3, 2009 11:50:00

Again… I don’t get it. Mario Velveeta Lopez. He was named one of Cosmopolitan’s Fun Fearless Males of 2009. Why??? In about 5 minutes I will receive a text message from my main ‘mo Darren telling me all the things he’d like to do with Mario in the shower. Exactly. Mario Lopez is one of the boys they feature in those videos projected up on the screen at gay bars. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 11:05:51 March 3, 2009 11:05:51

Simon Baker’s little baker! (Dlisted)

Great looking girl. Terrible taste in men. (Hollywood Tuna)

Fun Fearless man bangs (Just Jared)

Jennifer Aniston boyfriend jeans? (Pop Sugar)

Working out with her gay husband (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Did he find out? (Cele|bitchy)

Back to tv…where she belongs??? (INO)

Madonna > Krishna (Holy Moly)

Bale’s new T4 trailer. It rocks. (Popoholic)

I’m cutting you off if you buy this book (The Blemish)