Hot dog at the Dodger game

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 08:36:15 October 6, 2008 08:36:15

Vince Vaughn was once photographed often. Then he dumped Jennifer Aniston and returned to normal life. Like going to the baseball game, eating a hotdog, stretching, drinking with his buddies, getting bloated, and making romantic comedies. Here’s Vince yesterday watching the Dodgers sweep the Cubs. Full Story

Lohan public humiliation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:34:58 October 6, 2008 07:34:58

It’s a good start to the week! Because any time anyone makes Dina Lohan look like a f&cking idiot, even more so than usual, there’s cause for celebration. So last week, an item appeared in Page Six Full Story

Losing on purpose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:32:46 October 6, 2008 07:32:46

Salma Hayek was in Germany yesterday and appeared on Wetten Dass. Salma apparently lost a bet and ended up having to squeeze her cans into this outfit which was clearly inadequate. The result? Sweet Mother Nature. And now an appearance which would have barely registered anywhere is now being talked about everywhere. Full Story

Bond in a sling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 07:06:48 October 6, 2008 07:06:48

Daniel Craig showed up at an Ian Fleming tribute this weekend wearing a sling for an injury UK tabloids are assuming was sustained while shooting final sequences for Bond. The big Bond London premiere is happening on October 29th. It’s the red carpet event of the season… even the princes will be there. Full Story

October 6, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 6, 2008 06:44:40 October 6, 2008 06:44:40

Congratulations Kael on the Yoga Attic! From Eliza who admires you for following your dream. For Suzie who’s a little down… here’s what a blogger bitch uses as a pick-me-up. It’s the Porny high waisted classic. Full Story

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Every Saturday night, Tina Fey keeps rocking my world. Another brilliant performance parodying Palin – did you watch?

That Tina was excellent is no surprise.

The surprise however was Anne Hathaway. Anne Hathaway is a f&cking rock star. She killed it. She totally killed it. From her self-skewering opening monologue to her exuberant farewell, during which she pronounced that it was the best week of her life, Anne Hathaway hosted one of the strongest episodes of Saturday Night Live in a long, long time.

EVERY skit was funny. EVERY skit with her in it was delightful. She was silly, she was game for anything, and the girl can act.

Suddenly I love her. And now there is no question: Lorne will ask her back. To be an SNL repeat is a huge honour. You know Lorne loves my Gwynnie too, right?

And in other New York news…

Yes. Them.

The Brangelunatics are euphoric today because their idols gave them what they wanted.

Pitt Porn.

We’re all a little giddy this morning from the Pitt Porn.

Sunday smut! Enjoy!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

 

Tom’s 3 Kids

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 11:30:58 October 5, 2008 11:30:58

How much do you love that Connor Cruise is now wearing sunglasses at night? The GMD took all three of his children out for dinner last night in New York. Isabella and Connor grew up fast! Also attached – Katie and the kids this morning. As you can see, Connor is holding his baby sister’s little lamb and blankie. Full Story

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Build a Bear in 6 inch stilettos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 09:22:18 October 5, 2008 09:22:18

Victoria Beckham took her sons to the Build a Bear Workshop yesterday, totally obliterating her own record for Most Ridiculous Mother Outfit …. This is a MALL. She’s taking her kids to the TOY STORE. She claims she HATES BEING PHOTOGRAPHED when she’s spending time with her family. Full Story

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The Porn Pretenders

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 09:14:00 October 5, 2008 09:14:00

There’s Pitt Porn…and then there’s the poor second cousin. The pretenders. The Beckhams. Still… To borrow from Harry and Sally, star porn is like pizza. It’s never bad. And when the Pitts aren’t around, the Beckhams are certainly a fine substitution. Like a turkey burger, you know what I mean? Thanks to Lynsey for sending this along – “behind the scenes” footage from the Beckhams’ fragrance ad, undoubtedly completely vetted by the Posh herself to make sure to include ONLY the sexiest shots of her husband wanting her and of course most flattering angles. Full Story

Angie Spanx?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 09:01:35 October 5, 2008 09:01:35

Can you see her Spanx line? I can see her Spanx line! How amazing is it that Angelina Jolie has to wear Spanx too?!?! Jennifer Aniston doesn’t have to wear Spanx. Then again, Jennifer Aniston hasn’t birthed twins. Four months after Their Holy Arrival, and contrary to the theory suggested by bottom feeding rags, Angelina is not starving. Full Story

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Carpet Porn came next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 5, 2008 08:43:32 October 5, 2008 08:43:32

Here they are, the Brange on the carpet … How ridiculously sick are they together? Sick! They both worked autographs and did the fan thing first for almost half an hour, smiling to everyone, chatting with their hardcore public, and impressing even a jaded New York crowd accustomed to seeing superstars. Full Story

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