The wash isn’t great. Far from great. And they’re still far from ideal too. But it’s an improvement. A small improvement but nevertheless an improvement. Jake is trying to properly wear his pants. This is a good thing. Check him out yesterday after a meeting, hot as ever, though still trouser challenged. Full Story
Last night, Toronto Fashion Week – The Heart Truth Fashion Show in support of The Heart and Stroke Foundation… Canadian celebrities modeling red dresses. My favourites are attached: CTV News anchor Sandy Rinaldo who has the best hair on television, perhaps the future first lady of Canada Sophie Trudeau who, that bitch, just had a baby and looks like this. Full Story
Is there a wedge heel requirement in every one of her movies? Check out Jennifer Aniston in a blue tank and shorts on set in Miami for Marley & Me. She looks amazing…but here’s the thing: given that there’s never much variation in her appearance – same hair, same tan, same style – putting her in wedges all the time, it’s hard to differentiate between her movies, you know what I mean? Like… which romantic comedy was that? When she played Rachel in love with God? Or when she broke up with Vince Vaughn? Or the time Rachel was in a movie with a ferret and Ben Stiller? It all blends into one. Full Story
On the heels of her publicist’s announcement that the Ritchie marriage was all kindsa “joyful”, here are Madonna and Guy last night in London, out for dinner at their favourite Harry’s Bar, emphatically putting to rest all those rumours that a split would be imminent. As I mentioned the other day, am now convinced she played us all. Full Story
Happy 14th Birthday to Emma in Calgary from Aunt Eydie! To Sarah with a discretionary dilemma. Give it 6 more weeks of WTF behaviour and get it out of your system. Exhaust every body part, every position. Because we are all stupid in our 20s anyway. After your birthday, take the discretion, ditch the douchebag… deal? For Susan in Squamish from your BFF Sally – bridging the distance with smut… am SO honoured! And keep on living my dream: love with a younger man, DJing in Whistler, and an entrepreneur too? Bra off and tits up, I’m saluting you. Full Story
No one believes Liz Rosenberg. Madonna’s publicist yesterday issued a statement intending to debunk recent reports that the “Ritchies” are on the verge of separation, the result of which has been the opposite. Instead the announcement has only created more speculation, not helped by the fact that the two haven’t been seen together publicly for weeks.
But who markets herself better than Madge? For 25 years she’s been marketing herself brilliantly. And Madge’s new album drops on April 29th. Is she playing us? More on that later.
A brand new Nicole/Keith photo opp! Of course in virgin white, of course on the beach! And of course, her lips look like they’ve been touched up!
Tuesday – posting throughout the day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Liv Tyler is not wasting blow. Liv’s been on vacation for a couple of months – resting, not working, word is she is looking and feeling gorgeous.
Much better as a brunette. Here’s Jessica Biel, walking her dog, showing off her newly re-darkened natural locks after posing as a blonde for Easy Virtue. Check her out trying to “turn away” from the cameras… Ummm. Shelfy? Sit DOWN! As if she didn’t want to be photographed, like, one day after getting her hair coloured. Full Story
Clooney is back in the director’s chair! And Renee Zellweger is squinting beside him! Plus… the hotness of John Krasinski – can you stand it? Leatherheads is due out in theatres on April 4th. Ohhhh… 04/04. Terrible numbers. Maybe you can help George out? He wants a box office smash. Full Story
For those of you too busy or lazy to read through the entire judgment… more gems from the judge’s written decision on the McCartney Mills divorce. More incriminating details about Heather’s character, or lack thereof. Greedy, lying, conniving c-bomb. Thanks again C! You will note – for all her pontificating about her charity work… turns out she can’t produce any receipts. Full Story
Gwyneth today at The Prince’s Trust & RBS Celebrate Success Awards in London owning her new hair. Love the messy waves. Love, love, love. Love that it’s not “done”. In fact, aside from the shoes, the new Gwyneth is the best Gwyneth we’ve seen in a while. Sleek and sophisticated and fresh and ready to get back to work. Full Story