More Pride for Dina!

January 3, 2008 11:40:23 Posted at January 3, 2008 11:40:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here Full Story

At the Church of Ebola

January 3, 2008 11:28:18 Posted at January 3, 2008 11:28:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story

Pot. Kettle. Orange

January 3, 2008 08:14:54 Posted at January 3, 2008 08:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to f&ck? Well Dina apparently thought this was low classy and called up Riley’s mother to give her a piece of her mind. Full Story

Pacey Primadonna?

January 3, 2008 07:38:38 Posted at January 3, 2008 07:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NYE Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were partying in New York at the Soho Grand in the penthouse. Just before midnight the hotel asked everyone to move downstairs. Josh and Diane apparently had to share a table with others and according to Page Six Full Story

Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

January 3, 2008 06:51:48 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story

Becoming Brad Pitt

January 3, 2008 06:22:25 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:22:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ryan Reynolds was spotted on his Ducati yesterday in West Hollywood looking remarkably like Brad Pitt even down to the beat up shoes! Only scruffier and with maybe slightly less Pants Talent. If memory serves, Brad also has a Ducati and of course there’s the cap. Is Ryan supporting Make It Right? He and Scarlett were supposed to spend a few days over the holidays in Vancouver with his family. Full Story

New Year, Good Angles!

January 3, 2008 06:11:49 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:11:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My Rumey is kicking off 2008 in fine fashion! As you can see, Rumer worked her few good angles yesterday while shopping in LA. And although the shorter hair is preferable, the longer waves are completely unfortunate… at least not here. Rumey of course is getting ready for the Golden Globes a week Sunday where she’ll be on stage for most of the evening distributing statues. Full Story

Heath & Gemma

January 3, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

After a romp with Helena Christensen and a rumoured hook up with Lindsay Lohan (I call bullsh*t), Heath Ledger has found love close to home in the form of 20 year old Australian supermodel Gemma Ward. Gemma, as you can see, is your typical genetic freak. Limbs and features that don’t look like they should belong together and yet when put together become exquisite as a whole. Full Story

Divine Proof

January 3, 2008 05:40:34 Posted at January 3, 2008 05:40:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your boob job they don’t even have to speak. What could possibly need to be said? Or further expressed? Or clarified? Absolute gorgessity needs no embellishment. Here are Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen out in NYC last night. Look at them. Look at him. Look at her! That shot of her turning her face away against the wind…she’s not posing and it looks like she’s posing! Am totally obsessed. Full Story

Chicken Fried Worth the Money

January 3, 2008 05:15:44 Posted at January 3, 2008 05:15:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looks like OK! Magazine bought Jamie Lynn and Lynne Spears for a bargain. Last week’s teen pregnancy cover story was the magazine’s highest selling, topping the previous #1 – Britney’s photoshoot meltdown from the summer, during which she smeared chicken fried grease all over designer items, pee’d in front of a room full of strangers, and walked around touching herself aimlessly before taking off without warning and breaching the agreement. Full Story