Her Madgesty the Homewrecker?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:24:41 July 7, 2008 06:24:41

The Madonna/A-Rod situation is getting out of control. Rodriguez’s wife, Cynthia, will reportedly file for divorce this morning in Miami and her attorney is already on the offensive, characterising A-Rod as a chronic philanderer, abusively unfaithful, and insisting that the Yankee third baseman is indeed having an affair with Madonna and is continuing to see her, even though her husband Guy Ritchie is in town and staying at her apartment. Full Story

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July 7, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2008 06:18:42 July 7, 2008 06:18:42

Happy Birthday Howard! I’m sorry to take Deb away for a few minutes every day, even on vacation! But smut is important, right? To Amy – heard it’s been a rough year… but one that is turning around! Congratulations on UVic! To Karen, returning to work today after a year on mat leave…am thinking of you today, and hoping the smut is the distraction you need, at least to get you to your daily lunch hour phone call with Janice! To Julie in Vancouver – hope your 40th birthday weekend was unforgettable! Happy birthday! Congratulations to Sam and John – am told the two of you together are “magic”. Full Story

Friday, July 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Happy 4th of July for those of you in the US. And Happy Stampede Day for those of you in Calgary! I wanted to come again this year… sigh. Have too many drinks for me, would you?

Brangelunatics will no doubt be spending their weekend keeping vigil by the internet awaiting the Holy Jolie Twins and they really needn’t bother. You think the Brange will birth their babies on a long weekend in America when everyone’s away? Not impossible, but also very doubtful.

And still Jennifer Aniston keeps fighting the unwinnable fight. Daily and detailed updates about her life on the road with John Mayer … he plays Toronto on July 7th. Will Jen come to Canada?

It’s Friday, finally! Am posting all day. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tim McGraw is not messing around with a mistress.

PPS. 50 Cent is not one of the boys. Neither is Mario Lopez, surprisingly.

The True Punk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 10:30:37 July 4, 2008 10:30:37

Ryan Adams likes to think he’s punk as f&ck. He should learn from little Maddox Pitt who is 7 years old. The kids have been visiting their mother in hospital on rotation. Here’s Maddox arriving today for some time alone with mom. Full Story

Mandy Moore: single and striped

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 09:46:22 July 4, 2008 09:46:22

First photos of Mandy Moore in New York after breaking up with that f&cking loser Ryan Adams. As you can see, on the outside anyway, Mandy does not seem to be suffering too badly from their split. Which is a good thing. Contrived pseudo artists are so unworthy of tears. Remember in high school when it was cool to date a musician so you could say that your boyfriend was “in a band”? This is the only way a punk poseur like Ryan Adams can get a girl. Full Story

Some smarmy shame for your weekend?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:56:08 July 4, 2008 08:56:08

Every day Lara and I go back and forth on messenger. Lately, 60% of our conversations have been about Ed Westwick. Clarify – I should say 90% of HER conversation has been about Ed Westwick and I spent the rest of my time replying to her virtual groaning. Lara is currently on holiday in London. Full Story

The Dark Knight > Everything

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:37:54 July 4, 2008 08:37:54

Entertainment Weekly’s latest issue features Batman and the Joker and an inside look at the making of the Dark Knight, including director and co-star commentary on the late Heath Ledger in what could very well be only the 2nd performance to earn a posthumous Oscar. Beyond Ledger’s performance though, everything else about the movie rocks too. Full Story

Cheesy Perv on the Prowl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:09:50 July 4, 2008 08:09:50

Michael Bublé is back home in Vancouver, had dinner in Yaletown last night. The good news? He’s still humble enough to wait 40 minutes for a table at the Cactus Club. The pervy news? He eyef*cked the sh*t out of female patrons sitting all around him. Like dude… at least be a little discriminating, would you? And could only manage the lamest opening lines ever. Full Story

Cover Girl Finale Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:04:37 July 4, 2008 08:04:37

Was so great to meet so many of you at the Cover Girl launch in Toronto at Forever 21! Photos have finally arrived and are attached. And Paul Venoit said it’s totally ok to do a smoky eye with red lips now. Will you try it for fall? If not for my geisha girl/Asian fetish phobia, I’d totally do it! To round up the event and the smutty sponsorship and since y’all have sent so many contest entries, Cover Girl threw in a bonus finale giveaway that includes all of the following: LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (waterproof/black) LashBlast Volume Blasting Mascara (regular/black) AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Pink Positive AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Plum Crazy AmazeMint Wet Slicks - Merry Berry Eye Enhancers - Tropical Fusion Eye Enhancers - Dynamite Drama Eye Enhancers - Shimmering Onyx Eye Enhancers - Indigo Impact Eye Enhancers - Blazing BluesIf you’re interested, please send an email to [email protected] Full Story

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July 4, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 4, 2008 08:00:00 July 4, 2008 08:00:00

Happy 50th Birthday on Sunday Lynda! To Rim from Coco on your 25th birthday…light it up this weekend, the way every pseudo celebrity would! PS. Beware the Bublé who is in town and on the prowl. Pig. Happy 25th Birthday to Christina Q. in San Diego!!! Lots of love to my firecracker girl from your crazy mom in Katy! To Carla – have heard it’s the final defence of your PhD dissertation next week. Full Story