Canada and the Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 07:52:00 October 8, 2008 07:52:00

Thank you for all your emails, Canada. And forgive me. Forgive me for not immediately picking out out a very popular Canadian. I was blinded by the Porn and the Brange. And remember what I said last week – the domestics are not for me. I don’t watch the home painting shows. I don’t watch the make your own closet shows. Full Story

Halle’s sexy sh*ts and giggles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 07:25:00 October 8, 2008 07:25:00

She’s been named by Esquire as the Sexiest Woman Alive. Word. Not even the Jolie could argue with that. With the help of writer Tom Chiarella, Halle Berry wrote her own article of acceptance for the honour – a candid and entertaining and a tad too “Oprah-y” piece about what turns her on and how she defines sexy. Full Story

What Mimi gave Nick

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 07:07:27 October 8, 2008 07:07:27

It’s Nick Cannon’s birthday today. His 28th. To celebrate, Mariah Carey hosted a party for him last night at Pure in Vegas and on the occasion of his first birthday as a married man, Meems presented her husband with the gift of Equality. Temporarily. He was allowed to stand side by side with her on the carpet. Full Story

How Chicken Fried Junior keeps her man

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 06:50:23 October 8, 2008 06:50:23

Lynne Spears is amazing. Two months ago, some trailer twat called Kelli sold her story to In Touch Weekly telling the tabloid that she and Jamie Lynn Spears’s baby father were still getting it on, even after JL found out she was pregnant. Click here Full Story

Pitt Philanthropic Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 06:38:02 October 8, 2008 06:38:02

Killing several birds with one Pitt Porn – once again the Brange is owning the game and once again, they’re using the Pitt Porn to sell the message. I buy! I buy! As you know, Brad and Angelina and the babies are all in New Orleans. Brad’s Make it Right initiative to revitalise the Ninth Ward has reached its fundraising target and the Brange brought Maddox and Pax along on a site visit yesterday, chatting with locals with their arms wrapped around each other, giving photographers nearby some money shots that have now sold the world over, thereby announcing the solid state of their relationship AND promoting Brad’s philanthropic efforts in New Orleans. Full Story

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October 8, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 8, 2008 06:14:10 October 8, 2008 06:14:10

Congratulations to Miss Sarah K. in Ancaster, ON on welcoming Madeleine Kate on October 7th. Much love from Emily who so very much wishes she could be there! Happy Birthday to Angie in St John’s from Norah in Edmonton! To my sister, Carrie T. in Dallas, who I have always looked up to and who goes in on Thursday morning to have a set of her own holy twins (both boys)! Your body will look like normal again in a couple of months, just like Angelina. Full Story

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Britney’s Womaniser video drops this week and stills have been released. Squee! Squee!!!!

Girl looks f*CKING sick. Sick!

Sure… it’s makeup, it’s lighting, it’s brushed…but whatever. It’s Britney looking like Britney and Britney SO pretty. Especially with blonde hair and smiling and how come her weave can’t be like this all the time?

Tuesday – blogging all day, remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Daniel Craig is not easy but not hard.

PPS. Taupe is not being ignored.

Friends with Gwen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 14:12:00 October 7, 2008 14:12:00

Gwen Stefani celebrated her 39th birthday this past weekend and unlike so many other f&ckers in Hollywood she chose not to roll out a red carpet at a Vegas nightclub and rage on someone else’s dime but instead threw a private dance party at her house for 100 guests. Dance party! Super fun! The dance floor was set up outside, Gavin apparently arranged everything, and People reports Full Story

Friends with Will & Jada

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 7, 2008 11:09:33 October 7, 2008 11:09:33

They’re loyal, that’s for sure. If it’s one thing that might offset the chill factor of their Xenu loving, it’s that the Smiths will get down for their friends. And maybe with them too… but those are maybe gaybe rumours for another day. Last night it was the premiere of the Secret Life of Bees in LA and Will and Jada, who are tight with Latifah, showed up to throw their full support behind the Queen. Full Story

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