The New Jen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 11:45:58 February 26, 2009 11:45:58

Wears print! And tights! And hot brown suede Loubs! This is Jennifer Aniston not wearing black, not stylistically boring for a change, in Paris with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me photo call this afternoon. LOVE her Balenciaga (I think?) dress. LOVE the way it’s working with the shoes. Don’t love the way she’s constantly wrapping herself around him like he’s so vulnerable and needs to be saved and she’s the only one who can do the saving. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 10:08:52 February 26, 2009 10:08:52

We landed an hour ago. And we are STILL in line for car rental. Efficiency is dead. Having said that...

Free airport wireless! Huzzah!

Inspiration for Lilo & Sam (Dlisted)

SHE gets asked for autographs??? I hate people (Hollywood Tuna)

Freida & Dev on the cover!!! (Just Jared)

Watching Mary Kate (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Swoon! Clooney in a leather bomber! (Pop Sugar)

Scabby needed to be seen (INO)

Clint Eastwood on political correctness: agree or disagree? (Cele|bitchy)

Bono and the Edge hang out with a loser (Holy Moly)

The next Megan Fox (Popoholic)

What John Mayer really meant with Seacrest (Candy Kirby)

Granny’s 2nd Sunday?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 04:43:00 February 26, 2009 04:43:00

In Tokyo today at the Japan premiere of Australia – Hugh Jackman and Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman posing for photos. Apparently Gran did not linger long but wore a black baby doll making sure to cover her hands over her stomach constantly. She didn’t seem bump-ish to me on Sunday at the Oscars but then again, never doubt the magic of Spanx. Full Story

Aniston in Paris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:22:13 February 26, 2009 03:22:13

To promote Marley & Me. Shocking that John Mayer didn’t tag along although he’s more than making up for his absence with his mouth. Yapping, yapping, yapping…it’s what John Mayer does best. He professed his love for Jennifer Aniston with Ryan Seacrest on the radio the other morning. Full Story

GOOPy loves yoga

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:17:05 February 26, 2009 03:17:05

Brad, Angelina, and Gwyneth too! All in New York! Last night, my Gwynnie attended a fundraiser for Bent for Learning promoting yoga and other wellness activities in public schools as a means to help young people learn stress coping mechanisms earlier in life. Something like that. She looks amazing. Her bob… I’m so tempted by her bob. Full Story

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The Chosen One to charm New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 03:03:30 February 26, 2009 03:03:30

The NY Post lit into the Brange the other day in a scathing article accusing the Heavenly Couple of “smugness” on the red carpet at the Oscars. A new round of tabloid covers this week runs the gamut from suggesting the Pitts will split to Jennifer Aniston demonstrating her continued love for Brad, to Angelina plotting against Jen for John. Full Story

Fallon owes Pippy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:57:00 February 26, 2009 02:57:00

Because Pippy takes credit for everything. Last week Conan O’Brien signed off. He’ll take over the Tonight Show from Jay Leno later this year. In his place – enter Jimmy Fallon, the new host of Late Night. Jimmy’s first show is Monday and People has confirmed Full Story

Ari on trial

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:51:55 February 26, 2009 02:51:55

This is Jeremy Piven in Beverly Hills the other day picking up a few items at Barneys. Perhaps a new suit for his trial? Piven is expected in New York today at an Actors’ Equity committee hearing over his Speed-the-Plow debacle. Full Story

His and Her Anorexia

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:46:21 February 26, 2009 02:46:21

A surprise power player in Hollywood, his wife has always been little. But nowadays it’s his extreme thinness that is raising eyebrows. What used to be extreme controlling behaviour on set has now spilled over into his personal life, and he’s applied the same obsessive devotion to his physique, so much so that it’s become alarming. Full Story

Katie’s cry face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:44:42 February 26, 2009 02:44:42

Katie Holmes on set in New York of The Extra Man yesterday shooting a scene in which she had to put on an extra sad face. I laughed. Are you laughing? I’m especially laughing at Paul Dano’s photo assumption expression, like he’s thinking to himself: What the f-ck am I doing here??? Having said that, they do kinda look hot together. Full Story

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February 26, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 26, 2009 02:38:00 February 26, 2009 02:38:00

Happy belated Birthday Karen! SO sorry about the delay. Am having a hard time managing email. Julie is a good friend and tried her best. Don’t blame her for me being sucky! You can however go ahead and blame Ebola. She’s the root cause of all errors. To Sarah R in Burlington, Vermont – have a GREAT time in Baton Rouge to enjoy a long weekend with Laney…and Britney on Tuesday! Am jealous you’re seeing the opening show! Tell me EVERYTHING! To Audra who is staying at the Hilton and woke up under the weather… I’m sorry Ebola is so deadly! Feel better! Be vigilant! Think Tina Fey! Dominique! I missed your 18th birthday yesterday! Your ridiculously youthful mother did not give me too much ass for it, but please know, as your gossip guardian, how I adore you through the stories she tells me, all three of you, and can’t wait to meet. Full Story