Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Amazing. It’s officially January 2nd, over 24 hours since New Year’s Eve and still, at press time, there have yet to be released photos of Chicken Fried Britney bombed out of her tree driving aimlessly drunk around Los Angeles. Am shocked. You?

Hopefully, hopefully a sign of better things to come in 2008.

And Happy 2008 to all of you!

If you are just getting back after holidays, please scroll down and also visit the archives for posts you may have missed, including riddle clues. All the Best of 2007 articles are now updated as well. Scroll down and check all articles under December 31st! Best of 2007 submission winner to be announced on Friday!

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often!

Yours in gossip,


Leo Loves Bar… and Kelly Clarkson???

January 2, 2008 12:27:44 Posted at January 2, 2008 12:27:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Us Weekly is reporting that Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli spent NYE in Vegas at The Bank with Lukas Haas and a huge entourage ordering up $30,000 bottles of champagne. At midnight Leo and Bar kissed long and hard and horny. Very hot. Not so hot? This visual: Leo was apparently dancing when Kelly Clarkson’s Since U Been Gone came on at which point he supposedly gav’er on the dance floor. Full Story

Daddy & Pax Pitt

January 2, 2008 12:07:48 Posted at January 2, 2008 12:07:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad took Pax out for a spin the other day and dropped by the Make It Right site in New Orleans. As you can see, Pax is clearly enjoying the ride. And Brad is clearly making time for all his children. And still, even though he’s not been photographed alone with the Chosen One in a while, the tabloids don’t seen interested in fabricating that he’s ignoring her for his other children. Full Story

Little Sci & Knut?

January 2, 2008 07:36:00 Posted at January 2, 2008 07:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What is the GMD up to now? Remember Little Knut? He’s not so little now but when he was little he made international headlines because his mother rejected him and he was raised by his trainer at the Berlin Zoo. At the time, some animal rights activists were advocating for him to be euthanised believing he would otherwise grow up unnaturally. Full Story

Chicken Fried New Year’s Eve

January 2, 2008 07:17:23 Posted at January 2, 2008 07:17:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gah! Spoke too soon! Though she wasn’t falling down at some club and coked out of her eyeballs, Britney still managed to welcome the new year with a dose of Chicken Fried Stupid. And skanky. Word is she was with her boys and a court appointed supervisor AND THAT PAPARAZZO she picked up last week. Full Story

Ingrate Makes More Money

January 2, 2008 06:53:51 Posted at January 2, 2008 06:53:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

America’s new sweetheart Katherine Heigl was married two weeks ago in Park City, Utah. In case you were hoping for an invitation but didn’t receive one, it appears OK! Magazine has paid a handsome price for the privilege. Now you can stop wondering what her dress looked like. Wonder if Katie will donate the proceeds to the WGA? After all, now that she makes $6 million per picture thanks to Knocked Up, a movie she decided to sh*t on recently, Heigl probably has some extra cash kickin’ around, non? Her meteoric rise has been impressive. Full Story

Xenu Labour

January 2, 2008 06:51:56 Posted at January 2, 2008 06:51:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Out of nowhere she’s suddenly besties with the GMD. Then she reveals her father has been a Scientologist for 20 years. And my sources report she’s an avid reader of church literature, highlighting key passages for review over and over again. Of course she and Marc had also been trying for a long time to get pregnant. Full Story

Madge’s Indian Holiday

January 2, 2008 04:50:26 Posted at January 2, 2008 04:50:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Madonna and family have much to celebrate. She signed a $100 million ten year deal with Live Nation meaning she’ll still be poppin’ and rockin’ until she’s almost sixty, she worked with Pip and Timbaland on a new album set to drop this Spring, and now comes news that her much contested adoption of baby David Banda from Malawi will likely be confirmed ahead of time after an excellent review from a social worker assigned to assess how David is adjusting to his new family – beautifully. Full Story

Grey & Ugly

January 2, 2008 04:46:02 Posted at January 2, 2008 04:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I have a high threshold for pain when it comes to Posh. Takes a lot for me to find her unbearable. But even I can’t excuse Posh’s NYE ensemble. Seems Victoria the style expert forgot her foundation doesn’t match her orange. And pulling back her hair doesn’t help all those pointy angles. Full Story

Dina’s Pride & Joy

January 2, 2008 04:42:51 Posted at January 2, 2008 04:42:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in the pages of the Daily Mail on NYE spreading her orange ass all over some local dude called Dario. So how drunk do you have to be to let this happen while paps are swarming the joint waiting for you to f&ck up? I’m old and crusty now, maybe I’ve lost touch with the 20s. Full Story

Let’s Call It What It Is

January 2, 2008 04:39:59 Posted at January 2, 2008 04:39:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If it’s totally acceptable to call Katie Couric a cougar for dating a man 17 years her junior and Helena Christensen the same for dealing with Heath Ledger who’s younger by a decade, then how about taking Milo Ventimiglia off your Freebie Five and labelling him a perv? Because he and Hayden Panettiere are slowly, slowly crawling out publicly. Full Story