Best of 2008: Kate’s Red Bikini

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:58:09 December 19, 2008 07:58:09

Remember when Kate Hudson ate a burger and wore a baby doll dress and all of you bumpwatch obsessed thought she was pregnant? Then came the bikini. The red bikini in Miami in March, leaving no doubt whatsoever that Kate was not expecting. Ugh. Why do we have to keep caring about people having babies? Why can’t we care more about her ass? How ridiculous is this ass? This manslinging ass is currently single. Full Story

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Two for two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:46:50 December 19, 2008 07:46:50

Still not sure where Lindsay Lohan was last night but Ebola Hilton was at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party at a restaurant in West Hollywood. Also in West Hollywood, spotted for the second evening in a row, Robert Pattinson dropping in for late food at La Conversation. The night before it was Il Sole, apparently for a friend’s birthday, and with Katy Perry too. Full Story

Why she changed her mind

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:26:17 December 19, 2008 07:26:17

It was originally reported in the UK that Victoria Beckham would not follow David Beckham to Italy for his 3 month contract with AC Milan to stay in LA with their boys. Please. She clearly hasn’t forgotten what happened in Spain with Rebecca Loos…much to his dismay. The Beckhams are due to arrive in Milan tomorrow for the club’s announcement and Becks was apparently supposed to be interviewed by sports presenter Ilaria D’Amico until Posh found out what Ilaria looks like and cut that sh-t off right away. Full Story

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Make it more obvious

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:15:17 December 19, 2008 07:15:17

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story

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December 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 19, 2008 07:03:44 December 19, 2008 07:03:44

Happy Birthday to Janice from Steph - hope you're loving New York (can't wait to visit you!), but not so much that you won't come back to us! For Trudy B – am sorry to hear about the recent sucky news. But am hoping along with you that by Christmas it’ll all be sorted out. And Jessie’s coming home, and what’s Christmas without snow? Wishing you a lovely, drama-free holiday and sending you best wishes for 2009. Full Story

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Brad Pitt and KatE Holmes and Steven Spielberg all celebrate birthdays today. Every year I think this is weird. Like zodiacally defiant. Anyway, it’s Katie’s 30th, although she’s looked 40 for too long. As you can imagine, the GMD has been chirping for weeks about how he’ll be making it special. No doubt, we are all invited.

It’s the season of movie promotion overload. Jennifer Aniston’s body was on Letterman last night, not in black for a change. She looked great.

But that laugh…

Was her fake laugh always so grating? You watch. Talk to me about that laugh.

Thursday – am blogging all day, remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Daniel Craig is not Chocolate. Justin Timberlake isn’t chocolate either, but that would be amazing.

Jennifer Aniston on Letterman

Best of 2008: Rihanna & Chris Brown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2008 17:15:12 December 18, 2008 17:15:12

It’s young love at its best… like a smarter version of Britney and Justin. Even though their denials are getting a little old, at the same time, they’re also refusing to engage, and that kind of deliberate protection could serve them well in the future. Will Rihanna and Chris Brown last? Well, at 20 and 19 respectively, probably not. Full Story

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Giving you Ewan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2008 15:40:13 December 18, 2008 15:40:13

It’s the season of giving, right? Well then today I give you Ewan McGregor having breakfast with a friend in Beverly Hills before hopping on his bike and speeding away. Hello horny, how are you? Ewan’s been shooting with George Clooney and others on Men Who Stare at Goats, filming in various locations, and then popping back to LA during down time which is why he’s spending more time there than usual this year. Full Story

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Cam’s in love

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2008 13:16:18 December 18, 2008 13:16:18

Awwww… Cammie D and Paul Sculfor, Jennifer Aniston’s ex boyfriend-for-hire, bundled up walking hand in hand in New York. They’ve been together 6 months now? She was manslingling for a while, there were even a few nights with John Mayer too, before settling into her first serious relationship post-Pip. Full Story

Best of 2008: Granny’s pillow

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2008 12:19:06 December 18, 2008 12:19:06

It was one of our favourite gossip activities this year, non? Watching Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman’s curious baby bump get smaller and smaller as her pregnancy progressed, seeing her at the gym every day, snickering as she’d put her hand repeatedly over her stomach even in “candid” photos just to make sure you knew she was having a Sunday. Full Story

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Safe for now…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 18, 2008 11:13:51 December 18, 2008 11:13:51

Though he’s a marked manchild, Robert Pattinson has managed to steer clear of the skank brigade so far. Lindsay Lohan has yet to set her extensions all over him… but there’s time. And he lives in LA. And last night he went out in LA. He went somewhere the paps camp out. After over a week out of the spotlight, perhaps he was missing them. Full Story