The Alba Bitch must work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 07:25:00 March 3, 2009 07:25:00

Back in the day, on the Vancouver set of Dark Angel, a lovely man approached Jessica Alba, who was standing around with her assistant, to request an autograph for his two young boys who had come to visit dad, on security detail, at work. The Alba Bitch wasn’t feeling it. She turned to her helper, without bothering to make eye contact with her fans, and said – I told you I don’t want to talk to anyone. Full Story

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LipGloss oily and puffy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 06:56:42 March 3, 2009 06:56:42

LipGloss and his hanger-on showed up last night at the Watchmen premiere in their ongoing effort to mingle more with the grownups. As you can see, Lippy worked hard to make sure he looked like he didn’t care. Probably took an hour just to arrange his hat. He should have however spent more time on his face… What’s up with his face? Zac Efron suddenly bloaty? And oily? Where are your blotters?!?!? Is it possible he actually drinks beer? No. Full Story

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Van Morrison > Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 3, 2009 06:41:00 March 3, 2009 06:41:00

Obviously. Jimmy Fallon Late Night premiere – did you watch? Can’t blame him for being totally cranked the entire time. It was the first show after all. Hopefully he’ll dial it back, chill out going forward. I buzzed for a full hour afterwards. There were ups, there were downs. The De Niro interview I enjoyed. Full Story

Monday, March 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Here’s what I love about Vegas. Everything that’s good for you requires a fee. Hotels charge between $25 - $50 to use the gym. Alcohol and cigarettes however are totally free. Please. Why don’t I live there?

On the down side, we were totally violated at the tables. On the up side, my sunglasses found me! Have been looking for ages.

What did I learn this weekend?

Was indoctrinated into the world of the Nascar Groupie. There was a race this weekend. Have never seen so many perms in my life. Jeff Gordon is like Johnny Depp for them.

Monday – am home now. Blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.

PPS. Have you met Sharleen Spiteri? All the Times I Cried is a great song. She looks amazing in red tights. And she bitch slapped Ebola Hilton at a club. So go out and support Sharleen. Download her album. TWICE. Thanks to all of you who sent the clip.

Sharleen Spiteri hates Ebola

This bitch always brings it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 18:33:05 March 2, 2009 18:33:05

Love it or hate it, at least she’s never boring. Or prom blue. It’s Charlize Theron in Paris tonight at the premiere of The Burning Plain with director Guillermo Arriaga, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s one time collaborator now going solo after the two bitchslapped each other publicly over Babel. Full Story

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McGosling is dead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 15:21:00 March 2, 2009 15:21:00

Tonight on eTalk… World exclusive: the first official photos of Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas together in Toronto all over each other and it’s not just what they were doing but WHERE they were doing it… At the same place she and Ryan Gosling were last shot all PDA and loved up last summer. Full Story

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Blue and frumpy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 14:54:27 March 2, 2009 14:54:27

Whirlwind tour through Europe – is London the final stop? No doubt she’s probably in a hurry to get back to John Mayer, especially since Megan Fox is on the loose. Here are Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson at the UK premiere of Marley tonight. Terrible dress choice, non? Prom blue and frumpy, hiding her best assets, and a pair of fitting shoes too. Full Story

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A bony shoulder to cry on

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 12:08:42 March 2, 2009 12:08:42

As reported last month, Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell will start shooting London Boulevard next month and the two are already getting to know each other quite well. Full Story

Vagina Virgins come in 2nd

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 11:28:13 March 2, 2009 11:28:13

They arrived in Vegas yesterday to promote their movie – the fans lost their sh-t. Here are the Vagina Virgins greeting their devoted. They certainly needed the love. Because their concert film was supposed to open at #1 this weekend. Instead, it came in at #2 behind Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 10:50:05 March 2, 2009 10:50:05

Paul Rudd is Tom Ford! (Dlisted)

Believe it not, these are NOT wax figures (Hollywood Tuna)

Filthy Scab wears white (Just Jared)

Many of you are suggesting she’s pregnant. Is she? (Pop Sugar)

Nicolette in wears white (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

ManSlinger’s mom wash jeans (INO)

Her wedding dress portended her marriage…? (Cele|bitchy)

Lilo: Jewish for the bar circuit (IDLYITW)

Scarjo cosmetics (A Socialite's Life)

La Lopez wears white (ICYDK)

What Robo reads

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 2, 2009 09:07:14 March 2, 2009 09:07:14

Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither expression… looks ridiculous. Full Story