Mandy’s terrible taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:54:00 July 2, 2008 11:54:00

Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, like, the worst taste in men. Wilmer Valderrama is a skeeze. Full Story

AD > Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:15:00 July 2, 2008 11:15:00

F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent.Entertainment Weekly  Full Story

How Many Weeks???

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 09:14:16 July 2, 2008 09:14:16

Even the hardest corest Brangelunatic would be hard pressed to defend this one. The most gratuitous media-grab ever. A press conference that gave away only one tantalising clue. The Pitts are always in control, see? Angelina Jolie’s doctor addressed the media just minutes ago, confirming that his patient was in hospital as a precaution. Full Story

Moose Knuckle is not Demode

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 08:44:05 July 2, 2008 08:44:05

On our way back from our Bainbridge Island mini-vacay yesterday, we stopped at Seattle Premium Outlets to do a little shopping. Place is a Chinese paradise. Labels everywhere. Even the public announcements are recorded in Mandarin. My people love Burberry. True story: as I was picking through picked over items from last season, I saw Karl in my head. Full Story

Ashlee peach

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 08:17:40 July 2, 2008 08:17:40

And pregnant! And very, very beautiful. This is Ashlee Simpson leaving a friend’s house yesterday in a maxi dress with huge baby boobs and very red hair. What’s up with all you bump obsessed insisting that expectant mothers shouldn’t colour their hair? Don’t tell me that’s her natural hue. Full Story

SJP Wannabe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:45:42 July 2, 2008 07:45:42

I’ll be there for you, when the rain starts to fall… The Daily Mail* is reporting that all six Friends are on board and that the show will be made into a movie sequel, a la Sex & the City, because Jennifer Aniston saw what the movie did for Sarah Jessica Parker and wants a piece of the same pie. Full Story

No Nanny on Tour?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:38:04 July 2, 2008 07:38:04

Superfans take crazy to a whole new level. And it’s not just the Brangelunatics. The McGoslings were nuts, the Ebola victims are completely f&cked, and JLo too has an army of ardent worshippers who believe every word out of her mouth. Like a few weeks ago when most blogs laughed at her claims that she doesn’t have a nanny and looks after her twins on her own. Full Story

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Madge in control

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 07:22:57 July 2, 2008 07:22:57

It doesn’t matter that they came to the brink. And it doesn’t matter that she met with Fiona Shackleton. What matters now is that Madonna is controlling the message. And the message right now is that Guy Ritchie was summoned to her side for damage control, and that the two are staying together. Full Story

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada’s birthday today!

As such, posting will be light. Am headed home after three days mini holiday and in the interest of full disclosure, must stop into the casino first to get my money back.

Posting resumes regular schedule tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ron Howard does not have a mistress.

PPS. Kenny Chesney is not one of the boys. Neither is Ryan Seacrest.