Chicken Fried How to Keep a Guy

December 31, 2007 05:51:42 Posted at December 31, 2007 05:51:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Damn. Lynne Spears raised ‘em good. Real good. As I reported last week, Jamie Lynn may have deliberately used pregnancy to keep her man. Click here for a refresher. Now there’s word that her baby father had been cheating on her repeatedly – apparently one of the women he was cheating with was pregnant too and suffered a miscarriage. Full Story

The Perfect Victim

December 31, 2007 05:29:53 Posted at December 31, 2007 05:29:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried Stupid is probably too stupid to realise this is the best thing that’s happened to her all year. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has officially infected Kevin Federline. Which can only mean one thing: Kevin Federline is now diseased. KFed is now KF&cked. It might take a few weeks, it might even take a few months…but It. Full Story

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Lilo: Player Poseur

December 31, 2007 05:14:17 Posted at December 31, 2007 05:14:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How desperate were the folks running the Capri Film Festival to secure celebrity attendance? Seriously… Bestowing a lifetime achievement award on Lindsay Lohan’s orange shoulders – WTF??? She’s 21! And she’s made TWO decent movies! And Mean Girls was ALL Tina Fey! Capri… please!!! But of course Lilo couldn’t turn down the honour. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: How to Stay Relevant

December 31, 2007 04:53:19 Posted at December 31, 2007 04:53:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The National Enquirer is reporting she’s pregnant. Her tireless publicist, Stephen Huvane, quickly shot it down. You will note – Us Weekly has openly called Huvane a liar on many, many, many occasions. Indeed, he does seem to contradict himself with alarming regularity. But maybe that’s because his client can only stay relevant post Pitt split by spreading a rumour herself and then quickly debunking it. Full Story

Hollywood Ebola Infects the Penns

December 31, 2007 04:30:26 Posted at December 31, 2007 04:30:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Disaster ensues wherever it goes. Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has no mercy and her success rate is virtually unmatched among diseases. And while she may be an heiress no more, she is and will always be a dirty virus, killing everything in her path, growing stronger with every victim. Once upon a time not too long ago, Sean Penn supposedly f*cked Paris in Miami after a wild night of partying. Full Story

When in LA…

December 31, 2007 04:28:08 Posted at December 31, 2007 04:28:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For the better part of the year, Mischa Barton elected to stay away from LA, spending time in London, in New York, shooting in Regina, Canada… anywhere but the rotting cesspool of sh*t known as Hollywood where bare coochies for the paps are abundant and cocaine blows as freely as cigarette smoke and fellatio. Full Story

Monday, December 24, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Hard to believe but as far as f&cked up weekends go, Britney Spears topped even herself. And can you believe she made it through without flashing her poony? Small mercies. More on that later.

One day before Christmas and Tony Romo gave Dallas an early present: the Cowboys actually won despite the Jessica jeers and the ridicule from last weekend. It did not go unremarked however that Simpson was noticeably absent. Poor tranny is a game day jinx. And poor tranny is also a box office jinx. Seriously honey… fire your father.

A few quick posts below and then a break for the holidays. My very best wishes to you and yours – Merry Christmas! And if it’s not Christmas that you celebrate, merry merry and happy happy…

Am honoured and grateful you choose this site for your smut. Thank you, love you, owe you…

Yours in gossip,


Bar for the Holidays

December 24, 2007 03:26:20 Posted at December 24, 2007 03:26:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Leo is all about the model make up break up – he and Gisele were on and off all the time and now it appears he’s taken up the same pattern with Bar Rafaeli. The two split a few months ago but have been seen together again in LA at the Beverly Hills Hotel this weekend having brunch. And they were in a festive mood too. Full Story

Lindsay Lohan, Sex Maniac

December 24, 2007 03:12:40 Posted at December 24, 2007 03:12:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justice Dina Lohan! And congratulations this Christmas! Dina’s oldest child was rehab an impressive three times this year, both her movies sucked sh*t, and she continues to exhibit some remarkably bad taste in men, hooking up with that f&cktard Calum Best before treatment and immediately romancing some random at Le Cirque who has now sold his story, and all the intimate sexual details, to UK tabloid News of the World. Full Story

Worse than Gigli

December 24, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 24, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You didn’t think it was possible, did you? For a movie to bomb harder than Gigli? Not surprisingly, Papa Pervy Pimp Joe Simpson has managed to earn the dubious distinction and he is managing his daughter’s career straight into the sh*tter. Jessica’s film Blonde Ambition was released in 8 theatres in Texas this weekend with a per theatre average of just $227 over three days, grossing only $1,251. Full Story