So Madonna’s brother is about to sell her out. You might remember him from Truth or Dare but not the one she bailed on one night in Detroit. That would be Martin. Martin was hilarious.
She knows what time it is with me...and I know what time it is with her.
Kills me every time. We used to watch it after school at least 3 times a week. We knew all the moves to every routine. Christopher Ciccone had a directing credit on that tour Blonde Ambition. It’s still the best one… to me, anyway. But word is, when Guy came along, Christopher was shut out. He and Madge have been estranged ever since and this book isn’t exactly going to get him an invitation to Ashcombe.
Still, even though it sucks for her, the biography promises to be explosive. And while we kinda know everything about her anyway, there’s nothing such as too much smut. Especially if we get to find out more re: Madge and JFK Jr. Right?
It’s Thursday. Am headed to Toronto tonight for the MMVAs on Sunday and 2 weeks of excess, starting on Saturday night with the girls and gays at Muzik because ladies get in free til 10:30 pm and they have Stila doing complimentary touch ups and pink champagne and Stila swag at the end of the night… that will be given away on the site. We are all about the free. We love the free. If you’re free, come by and say hi! We can sneak away to the Muzik Garden and watch people making out. Am I perv?
Yours in gossip,
PS. Heidi Klum wasn’t caught in post partum flirtation.
PPS. The Smut Soiree is very close to capacity! Click here if you want to come.
Kate Moss in Berlin promoting her fragrance Velvet Hour. Am all over the outfit especially those flats, it’s just… she’s making me hungry. There’s healthy skinny (Gisele) and then there’s starvation skinny (Posh) and then there’s cracked out starvation skinny (Amy Winehouse). Full Story
We’re all adults here so let’s not be squeamish. I have had experience with prunes. Prune juice is disgusting but they are very effective for those who have certain issues. I have had those issues my whole life. And we Chinese are weird. We like to suck on the dried salty ones like popcorn in movies. Full Story
Sarah Larson: turning tricks on Robertson (DListed )
Audrina’s breasts: just like Heidi? (Hollywood Tuna )
Ashlee’s are finally bigger than Jessica’s (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How Cate is casual (INO )
Who hates the Beckhams? (Holy Moly )
Mimi cheese AND cheap (Cele|bitchy )
Cameron Diaz hates dick fiends (The Blemish )
What in the ass were they smoking at Forbes? Forbes has just released their Celebrity 100. Not surprisingly, Oprah checked in at #1. Angelina was #3 right behind Tiger at #2 who tees off at the US Open this morning and Brad finished #10. Will Oprah ever talk to Angelina? Or will she keep her loyalties to Jennifer Aniston at #17? The list will confound you in many ways. Full Story
Word is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been asked to appear on Project Runway which could explain why she’s hitting the gym so much – to slim down as soon as possible after the baby arrives. That is if she’s really pregnant. I’m joking! She is TOTALLY pregnant! As for what Gran’s involvement would be on Runway… am thinking she’d best be suited in a guest judge capacity. Full Story
The PipWeasel last night on the carpet for the premiere of The Love Guru which – maybe it’s just me – looks like total ass. Even the trailer. Get Smart instead, ok? After all, Steve Carell deserves it more than Mike Myers. And at least Steve isn’t a crazy unfunny bitch on set. Full Story
The Beckhams took their kids to Disneyland yesterday… Posh did NOT wear heels. You might say – so what? Who wears heels to Disneyland? Actually… SHE has worn heels to Disneyland. She did it last year. What’s with the flipflops then? And the baggy ass jeans? Is it possible that Victoria Beckham did not want to be photographed? Please. Full Story