The Standoff

January 4, 2008 01:02:53 Posted at January 4, 2008 01:02:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’s bodyguard who came to pick them up. Full Story

Trash Comes Home

January 4, 2008 02:34:35 Posted at January 4, 2008 02:34:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard party wealthy crowd in Vancouver for the hockey game. Full Story

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Late Night crossed the picket lines on Wednesday and I wish I could give you a verdict on Dave vs Jay but I was too busy caring about a new killer episode of Gossip Girl. The obsession is getting downright geeky. Geeky like wanting to be in the room when the writers are breaking the story. Like wanting to touch a script, geeky.

Pray Xenu the writers get what they deserve…and soon. New material is quickly dwindling. If you still care, the New York Post declared a writer-less Jay the Round 1 winner.

Thursday – full day today, will be online all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. A very, very grateful and affectionate Happy New Year to the Lainey Lurv group on Facebook. Am not a Facebook user but do appreciate the support. And I hear the blind riddle archive and clue compilation is impressively extensive. Am honoured and humbled. Thank you, love you, owe you.

Hello Canada: Michael J Fox

January 3, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Time for a break from the twats and the twits. New issue of Hello Canada on stands today features a wonderful interview with Michael J Fox. As you know, Michael has been living with Parkinson’s for 16 years. His first book Lucky Man was released in 2002 and was an instant bestseller. Full Story

DVB: the new ad

January 3, 2008 12:07:59 Posted at January 3, 2008 12:07:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Love, love, love. The magic of photoshoppe on her face and the quivering effect of his squint on my loins… yum! PS. What would you think if I told you my wedding invitation looked like this? It was pure, unadulterated cheese. Snort. Photo from Splash Full Story

Chicken Fried Present!

January 3, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at January 3, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Astonishing! Britney actually showed up for her deposition! You have to check it out at Somehow they were the first, as usual, to get the pics. Big surprise. The outfit is a gem. Bright pink dress with flutter sleeves circa 2004 with what looks like an open back and very slim. Full Story

More Pride for Dina!

January 3, 2008 11:40:23 Posted at January 3, 2008 11:40:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dina Lohan, best mother ever, must be so proud. Not only did her daughter straddle some random in Italy on NYE in front of the paps, she was also caught hooching straight from the bottle – which means, big surprise, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon. See the video here Full Story

At the Church of Ebola

January 3, 2008 11:28:18 Posted at January 3, 2008 11:28:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story

Pot. Kettle. Orange

January 3, 2008 08:14:54 Posted at January 3, 2008 08:14:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to f&ck? Well Dina apparently thought this was low classy and called up Riley’s mother to give her a piece of her mind. Full Story

Pacey Primadonna?

January 3, 2008 07:38:38 Posted at January 3, 2008 07:38:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

NYE Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger were partying in New York at the Soho Grand in the penthouse. Just before midnight the hotel asked everyone to move downstairs. Josh and Diane apparently had to share a table with others and according to Page Six Full Story

Granny Freeze Fuels Bump Watch

January 3, 2008 06:51:48 Posted at January 3, 2008 06:51:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story