July 9, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 9, 2008 06:41:38 July 9, 2008 06:41:38

Happy 25th Birthday Hilary B in Calgary! Heard you received a pair of designer jeans? What are they??? To Michelle C – congratulations on defending your doctoral dissertation! And good luck with the eBay dissertation fundraiser to pay off those loans!  Full Story

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Two for two so far as Matthew McConaughey and his Camila welcomed a baby boy yesterday but will the Holy Jolie Twins come along and blow every other birth out of the water and off the front pages? If so, Granny Freeze’s Sunday would become but a footnote to the world worship of the first twins born, like, ever in the history of mankind.

Love, love, love.

Tuesday – new posts throughout the day … refresh, refresh, refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Emilio Estevez does not have another woman.

Singles and Doubles Tennis Hotness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 14:27:45 July 8, 2008 14:27:45

My cousin Cat spent part of the day yesterday texting me about Rafa Nadal. She’s a hardcore tennis fan and has been a hardcore Rafa quiverer forever. Needless to say, Cat was bursting with pride for her boyfriend…along with all of Spain. Rafa returned home today to a hero’s welcome. Full Story

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Please Posh…come back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 12:28:50 July 8, 2008 12:28:50

The world has been lamentably Posh-less of late. For some reason, Victoria Beckham has been laying low, perhaps suggesting that she’s a little more realistically self aware than we give her credit for. But Victoria arrived in London today with Romeo and Cruz looking the best she has in a long time, if not a little…crisp. Full Story

Sweet Steve saves Anne

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 08:24:24 July 8, 2008 08:24:24

Anne Hathaway made the cover of People last week – the Princess and the Con Man, describing how Anne was duped by that shady boyfriend she recently broke up with. The one who kept writing bad cheques and stealing money. Anne and her Get Smart (the movie that beat Mike Myers in the ass!) co-stars were in Rome yesterday to promote the film and she was asked by an intrepid journalist, “Was the separation from your ex-boyfriend painful?" It was an awkward moment – she wasn’t angry but she was very uncomfortable, until Steve Carell jumped in to rescue Full Story

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No Shorts for Shamef&cks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:58:00 July 8, 2008 07:58:00

This is why Ed Westwick has to get out before dawn. And he can’t meet my friends. He can totally come back when they leave, but when he does leave the shame will roll in like crashing waves before a storm. Relentless and consistent, one embarrassing memory after another flooding the conscience. Full Story

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Peeing Douchebag talking to me?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:37:24 July 8, 2008 07:37:24

Inbox flooded this morning from those of you who attended the John Mayer concert in Toronto last night where he addressed the “sh*t talking” he gets from the media, specifically mentioning that he’s consistently referred to as a “douchebag” and even that little urination fetish I’ve been smutting about for ages. Full Story

Stand by the Madge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 8, 2008 07:12:00 July 8, 2008 07:12:00

My Gwyneth, followed by baby David Banda and his nanny, showed up yesterday at Madonna’s apartment for a visit and some girl support. Maybe even a tongue kiss. According to the tell-all being peddled by her brother, Madge and Gwyneth necked one night in front of a roomful of people at a party. Big f&cking deal! Tell us whether or not Sean Penn really tied her to a chair for 12 hours! Anyway, am told pap-shy G’s appearance yesterday at that time was deliberate, giving photographers the best light and maximising coverage of her arrival – friends don’t let friends get accused of homewreckery without standing in solidarity. Full Story