What are you thinking about?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 06:49:58 February 5, 2009 06:49:58

Oh, f-ck it, I don’t care. Let me just look at you. You looked so thoughtful yesterday, thoughtful even when you’re pumping gas. It’s sexy that you don’t need a driver but why, baby, why drive an Escalade? I would have never pictured you in an Escalade. Is it a rental? Must be a rental. Full Story

If you wish it…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 06:36:31 February 5, 2009 06:36:31

Dreams come true? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…but at the very least, there’s a spark. More than a spark. Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman! As I reported exclusively on eTalk last night, my sources say they met a few weeks ago at one of his DJ nights through a mutual acquaintance. Full Story

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February 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 06:23:05 February 5, 2009 06:23:05

Happy 21st Birthday to my gorgeous little pippin the cub! All my love Amy xx For Jack who has been working so hard on his animal project that’s due on Friday! So impressed with your research and your writing and the fact that you created a cover page during break time! Good luck – you’ll get the best mark! Full Story

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Porny has been confirmed as an announcer for the 44th annual Country Music Award nominations on February 11th even though she can barely hold on to her label. Like those pants pretty much saved her career…which means she’ll keep wearing them? Hopefully. We have been through some dark times. We need to be healed.

And sounds like many of you loved D’s hate mail yesterday as much as I did. Seriously. Superfans are AMAZING. But who owns the crazy? Brangelunatics, Aniston maniacs, Twilight freaks, or McGoslings who cry themselves to sleep at night? It’s about to get worse for them too. More on that later. Check the poll (thanks Angie!).

And scroll down for bitchfights and prunes – does it get any better? Catch up on late posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,


PS. On eTalk tonight - my exclusive on Ryan Gosling’s new love interest. Hint: I approve!

His hat, her shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 17:24:36 February 4, 2009 17:24:36

Look at Jakey getting more styley! Didn’t mind his long hair but am all over the cut. He looks hot. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon out and about today in LA enjoying the sunshine. Great. The weather is good right now. Always during Oscars it’s rainy and sh-t. Balls! Anyway, as you can see, hand in hand, now that he’s done with Prince of Persia, he and Reese have resumed their domestical living. Full Story

Not eating but driving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 15:29:47 February 4, 2009 15:29:47

Well this can’t be good… You know what happens when Lilo is ultra skinny and gets behind the wheel? This is Lindsay Lohan in LA today driving around in her car. She’s been deliberately lying low for days following controversy about her weight, covering up her body at the Super Bowl, clearly still without food in her life. Full Story

More! More! Please! More!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 13:54:15 February 4, 2009 13:54:15

Two more ads – Becks for Armani. I’ll give you a minute. .............................. Ready? In other Beckham news, AC Milan’s GM revealed that the team would love to keep him but that it’s up to the LA Galaxy and should the LA Galaxy decided to make David Beckham stay with their team, it would be a huge regret to see him go. Full Story

Porny covered everywhere!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 12:14:05 February 4, 2009 12:14:05

When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts away! This is working FOR her, gossips, not against her. Full Story

How Ebola works

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 11:45:06 February 4, 2009 11:45:06

Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for her new fragrance. Like, who the F-CK IS BUYING HER FRAGRANCE? No, seriously, for reals. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 10:55:00 February 4, 2009 10:55:00

What to buy Posh for Christmas (Dlisted)

The cutest skirt ever (Hollywood Tuna)

What’s up with Chuck Bass’s head? It looks wonky (Just Jared)

Ebola’s latest victim! Who? (Pop Sugar)

What is Xena doing? What is Xena wearing? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liev Schreiber: the anti-Brange? (INO)

What to eat to make a Chosen One (Cele|bitchy)

Who does Jennifer Aniston have on stand-by? Ew! (Webster’s is my bitch)

Staying with a plastic surgeon pays off! (IDLYITW)

Matthew > Michael Phelps (A Socialite's Life)

Help me understand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 09:09:08 February 4, 2009 09:09:08

In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. But this dude. Full Story