Britney was deposed on Thursday, miraculously arriving at her hearing but over 90 minutes late. As such, she was only questioned for 14 minutes before leaving and rescheduling. After that she headed home for visitation with her kids. At 7pm she was supposed to turn them back over to KFed’s bodyguard who came to pick them up. Full Story
Pamela Anderson, poster skank of white trash, returned home to British Columbia this week without Rick Salomon. First she hit up Whistler with her parents and her kids intent on some family time. Then on Thursday she left her boys with her folks and hooked up with a notorious hard party wealthy crowd in Vancouver for the hockey game. Full Story
Late Night crossed the picket lines on Wednesday and I wish I could give you a verdict on Dave vs Jay but I was too busy caring about a new killer episode of Gossip Girl. The obsession is getting downright geeky. Geeky like wanting to be in the room when the writers are breaking the story. Like wanting to touch a script, geeky.
Pray Xenu the writers get what they deserve…and soon. New material is quickly dwindling. If you still care, the New York Post declared a writer-less Jay the Round 1 winner.
Thursday – full day today, will be online all day, refresh refresh refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. A very, very grateful and affectionate Happy New Year to the Lainey Lurv group on Facebook. Am not a Facebook user but do appreciate the support. And I hear the blind riddle archive and clue compilation is impressively extensive. Am honoured and humbled. Thank you, love you, owe you.
Astonishing! Britney actually showed up for her deposition! You have to check it out at x17online.com. Somehow they were the first, as usual, to get the pics. Big surprise. The outfit is a gem. Bright pink dress with flutter sleeves circa 2004 with what looks like an open back and very slim. Full Story
Forgot to include this in the Best of 2007 roundup – one of the most hilarious images of last year: Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton and her black hole diseased vag going to church for the cameras looking all sorry and sh*t. Remember that? Now Mischa Barton. At church yesterday conveniently when photographers happened to be around. Full Story
Dina Lohan is lecturing another mother on being a poor parent. Dina Lohan!!! So remember Lilo was dating that punk called Riley? And they broke up and he sold his story to a British tabloid telling the News of the World that Lindsay is a sex freak and loves to f&ck? Well Dina apparently thought this was low classy and called up Riley’s mother to give her a piece of her mind. Full Story
What do you do when you hate getting old and all your movies tank at the box office and the industry is questioning your per picture asking price and your ex husband’s new young wife takes your place as a red carpet stunner and as Mom to your own children? Well if you’re Nicole Kidman, you take stock of the current Baby Fever. Full Story