SamRo day and night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:56:54 July 23, 2008 05:56:54

Different city, same intensity… Lindsay was shooting all day on the set of Ugly Betty yesterday – Sam joined her in the afternoon and the two were inseparable until the evening, when they shared a late dinner before returning home to bed. Lilo and SamRo – so hot I can’t stand it. Full Story

More fun with Dad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:45:12 July 23, 2008 05:45:12

Time for your daily spy session on the Brange. Brad Pitt, his boys and the Chosen One out yesterday for some fun around their chateau. Maddox took the lead on his little motorbike as dad followed behind in a golf cart with Shiloh on his lap and it looks like Pax trailed behind on his whatever you call it but I want one. Full Story

July 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 23, 2008 05:37:44 July 23, 2008 05:37:44

Happy Birthday Jen S with love from Lauren who couldn’t be happier for you and is thrilled you’ve found a great guy. To Amy A – Happy 26th Birthday! But you’ll have to fight me for John Krasinski! For Emily B – Cynthia got the hint! Happy 30th Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful new decade… you will love it, I promise. Full Story

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

By popular demand, meet Knox and Vivienne: my twins, adopted from Fred Segal. And also, Duana’s babies, christened Nicolette Sheridan because we saw her at dinner looking so unbelievably beautiful in person without makeup the other night AND actually eating food including ice cream. Pure infatuation. With the booties, I mean.

Sigh.

Pitt Porn is amazing...but Shoe Porn is better.

As for those other twins – word is, they’re still headed to Greece with the Chosen One and the rest of the Family Olympus some time this week.

Am en route to Toronto today for a quick 3 day trip on assignment for eTalk. Coincidentally it’s also the MLS All-Star Game and the official All-Star party goes down at Muzik on Wednesday night. Do you have your ticket?

Tuesday – blogging on the fly.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS.Gwen and Gavin’s commitment is not in crisis.

Is it a compliment...

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 10:56:00 July 22, 2008 10:56:00

To say that an 18 year old looks good... for a 35 year old? I can’t decide. Because I turn 35 in September. So if it was me walking out of a restaurant like this last night, I’d be all good. But if I were 18, looking like a cougar would probably be the last aspiration on my list. Then again, 18 isn’t what it used to be. Full Story

SamRo brings work!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 09:52:56 July 22, 2008 09:52:56

Lindsay Lohan is in love. She is (hopefully) sober. Her dirty face has gradually disappeared. And she is working non-stop. Sapphic Sam is a good luck charm? Check out Lilo today on the set of Ugly Betty, reporting for work, well behaved, and remarkably undercover while in New York City. No reports of any partying. Full Story

The Best New Besties!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 08:09:45 July 22, 2008 08:09:45

Amazing! Emma Watson aka Hermoine Granger has a new BFF. Only the best BFF, like, ever. Her name? Bee Shaffer, daughter of none other than Anna Wintour who could probably wither even Bellatrix Lestrange. One of the great honours of my life was being visually dismissed by Ms Wintour at the Costume Institute Gala in 2007. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 08:04:25 July 22, 2008 08:04:25

More entertaining than Lauren vs Heidi. For reals. (Dlisted)

My doppelganger has concrete tits (Hollywood Tuna)

One lame song = p*ssy for a decade (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What an exploitative, parent pimp former hooker wears to court (INO)

8 Mile Waffle House beatdown (Holy Moly UK)

Is this why her witch boil went missing? (Cele|bitchy)

The GMD’s real date at the races (IDLYITW)

Lust Fool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 07:18:18 July 22, 2008 07:18:18

Sienna Miller is an easy target, and deservedly so. She’s Tori Spelling, only not f&cking ugly. And not the daughter of a Hollywood gazillionaire. Where culpability is concerned however, he’s the one with 4 kids – the youngest only 10 months old. So Sienna’s douchebaggery pales in comparison to Balthazar Getty’s. Full Story

Maggie in a jumpsuit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 22, 2008 06:49:00 July 22, 2008 06:49:00

LOVE it. Love, love, love! My Maggie Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit yesterday on the carpet for The Dark Knight premiere in London not looking like every other generic starlet in a strapless dress. But you have to be tall and lanky. Jessica Simpson, for instance, should never, ever, ever attempt. Ever. Still. Full Story

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