The Chosen One and Pitt Porn!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 10:06:00 May 9, 2008 10:06:00

Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie lifting her up and boo boo gooey goeying her… so cute. Full Story

Well Of Course It Is

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 09:14:42 May 9, 2008 09:14:42

During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story

Self Promote for Mother’s Day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 09:12:31 May 9, 2008 09:12:31

I don’t get Josh Groban. To me, it’s cheese. Super cheese. But what do I know? Josh Groban sells A LOT of albums. Women lose their sh*t over Josh Groban. Josh Groban’s Christmas album broke, like, 15 records. So don’t lie. I know you’re out there. I know you’re a closet Josh Groban fan. Full Story

Make Me Stink

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 07:37:08 May 9, 2008 07:37:08

Sorry to f&ck up your Friday but this smut is too good. Or bad. Or gross. One of George Clooney’s big breaks was a recurring spot on Roseanne from 1988 – 1991. George revealed recently, hopefully joking as usual, that when he first met her, Roseanne was so attracted to him that she wanted to take him right there and then: "I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, "You"re really good looking, why don"t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink. Full Story

Why George is not the GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 07:25:26 May 9, 2008 07:25:26

It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story

The Lilo Liability

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 07:05:42 May 9, 2008 07:05:42

Despite the fact that she’s shooting a guest spot on Ugly Betty that may be expanded, Lindsay Lohan’s film career is still in the sh*tter. And word is, it’s not getting any better. It was announced in March that she had signed on to a film called The Manson Girls, beginning production in the summer. Full Story

Mimi’s Wedding Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 06:48:49 May 9, 2008 06:48:49

People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a connection)?Nick: I"d always admired Mariah from afar, but once we connected I felt it was destined: This has to be my wife. Full Story

May 9, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 9, 2008 06:44:26 May 9, 2008 06:44:26

Happy Mother’s Day Karen from Janice. Full time mom to Sophia AND helping with wedding planning… where do you ladies find the time? Happy Birthday Priscilla from one permascowl to another… Love, Valerie To Amberley from Theodora – have a blast in Japan…even though it’s completely unacceptable! Thanks for helping to make a rough time easier. Full Story

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Madge is going on tour! Grab your girls, grab your gays because seeing Madonna live is one of the funnest experiences, like, ever!

Click here for Madonna Tour Dates. She’s calling it Sticky and Sweet and on the off chance you’re wondering about quality control, Jamie King is directing – again – and the last time she went on the road, her tour was the highest grossing of all time by a female artist. Word.

Madonna turns 50 on August 16th. Love Live Her Madgesty.

Thursday – am home, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Royal Gwyneth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2008 14:12:13 May 8, 2008 14:12:13

Gwyneth Paltrow is pictured here shooting a commercial in Rome today wearing a gorgeous white dress on a red carpet crowded with paparazzi and a carriage waiting her for at the end of the line. In some shots she can be seen before entering her palace turning around and waving to her subjects. Needless to say, she was probably having the best time ever. Full Story