Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 11:01:11 October 1, 2008 11:01:11

Not even Daniel Craig could save this mess (Dlisted)

Dear Shelfy: Cam did this first (Hollywood Tuna)

Backstage Britney! (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab and a cooler but not in a trailer park (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

No one lies to Leterman… save one (Pop Sugar)

Sit DOWN Naomi Campbell! (Holy Moly)

What’s making Angelina laugh? (INO)

Dina Lohan: never in their best interests (Cele|bitchy)

The thief speaks! (ICYDK)

Adnan changes his Chicken Fried tune (IDLYITW)

The New Leo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 09:03:07 October 1, 2008 09:03:07

Softer, gentler, a little more grown up. Certainly Leonardo DiCaprio has his flaws and like most celebrities he can’t help but be a hypocrite on some level. At the very least though, as it relates to privacy and ulterior motives, unlike Shelf Ass and Pipsqueak, when Leo says he abhors the paps, he truly does abhor the paps. Full Story

Thick as thieves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 08:21:05 October 1, 2008 08:21:05

It was hard to wake up this morning. Hayley my trainer http://hlmfitness.com/ was in a torturous mood yesterday and kicked my ass so brutally I seriously can’t walk without grunting. So it was starting to feel like a long week. And then…a gift! Any day with Karl is a gift! Karl presented Karl Lagerfeld Spring 09 in Paris yesterday and as you can see, he was his usual ridiculous, amazing self on the runway and also seated next to the legendary bitch Anna Wintour. Full Story

Shelfy hates her family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 07:49:46 October 1, 2008 07:49:46

As you know, Shelfy’s been relentless on the wedding campaign, leaking to People.com about a visit to a jewellery store with the Pip during their Roman vacation and planting biweekly items in the tabloids about his imminent proposal. Problem is… Her family doesn’t famewhore. Or at least she hasn’t taught them yet. Full Story

Lilo sings for SamRo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 07:22:56 October 1, 2008 07:22:56

Here they are, still on holiday in Mexico and putting the paps to work. And why not? Apparently Lindsay’s new album drops in a month. Spirit in the Dark will be released on November 4th and now word is she will openly name Samantha in the sleeve notes, referring to their relationship directly instead of using what was originally planned as a code name. Full Story

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Harry Potter passes hot notes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 1, 2008 06:59:11 October 1, 2008 06:59:11

Trouble. Once the GMD gets wind of this, he’ll do whatever he can, he’ll harness the full might of Xenu to work with Daniel Radcliffe – will the Boy Who Lived be able to resist the Gay Who Tries? Turns out, DanRad is a true artist. He will do what it takes to fire up his castmates, to inspire the best performances possible, including sending quivering sex notes to his Equus co-star Lorenzo Pisonia: We're getting on very well indeed. Full Story

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Lilo and SamRo wearing bikinis on a beach, together in Cabo. Lindsay is so thin now they, like, totally have the same body. Click here to view images.

And despite what you may have heard, those photos circulating claiming to be Britney naked in a bathtub are absolutely NOT Britney naked in a bathtub. Not even close. It doesn't even LOOK like her!

It's Tuesday - am blogging all day unless my software expires. Ugh. Bought a new laptop 2 months ago. My husband said he'd take care of it after the free trail. Of course he's since become completely obsessed with NHL 2009 on Playstation and everything else has gone to sh-ts. What is it with dudes and video games? It's dicey on the domestic front today. Sorry about the delay.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Anger Management is not Brooke Shields.

Which Fried Chicken?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 14:26:53 September 30, 2008 14:26:53

Wow. Is this Britney Spears or Jamie Lynn Spears? OK so she’s wearing a planet of makeup on her face. And the oldness is still totally there. But if you squint a little and play pretend, only for a moment, Britney does look like Jamie Lynn. And this is a good thing. The physical improvement is so encouraging. Full Story

Later, Loser

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 13:40:00 September 30, 2008 13:40:00

GOSSIP GIRL SPOILER! Click away if you must! Blake Lively in New York today shooting a kissing scene with someone other than Dan Humphrey, yay! Like I said earlier, Dan/Penn is at best an afterthought. And his face doesn’t fit inside his head. There’s too much extra on the sides, you know? Not that this dude is much of an improvement. Full Story

Stay home from school day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 30, 2008 11:45:38 September 30, 2008 11:45:38

As you’ve probably heard, Janet Jackson was supposed to play Montreal last night. Instead, at the last minute, she fell ill during sound check, was taken to hospital, released 2 hours later, leaving thousands of fans without a show. Promoters have promised to make it up. Meanwhile, Janet is said to be fine, and getting ready for her next stop in Boston. Full Story