Grey Goose diva night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 14:59:58 February 21, 2009 14:59:58

Laura and I headed straight for cocktails. Please. Where else to go? There was a brunette with two friends to my left. I kinda nudged her to lean forward to order drinks. Not in a rude way. Standard bar styles, right? As she turned to shift over to make room for me I realised it was Sandra Bullock. Wasn't her best night. Full Story

He came with her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 12:21:21 February 21, 2009 12:21:21

Sarah Jessica Parker and dandy pants Matthew Broderick at the Women in Film pre-Oscar party last night. It was leaked earlier this week that she's presenting but no one knew whether or not her husband would be coming. You know how he doesn't seem to like going out with her too much, right? But the Oscars are a big beast. Full Story

Men loving women

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 11:24:11 February 21, 2009 11:24:11

Oscar Bond! Daniel Craig’s presence in LA suggests he will be a presenter at the Oscars on Sunday. Oh Academy. We know you were trying to keep the secret, but you can’t expect them not to go out! This is Daniel Craig last night leaving the Women in Film 2nd annual party. A rare sighting without Satsuki… Have I ever mentioned there are Daniel Craig super crazies out there too? They hate Satsuki. Full Story

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Ladies of Montblanc

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 21, 2009 11:15:04 February 21, 2009 11:15:04

At the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity Gala – several actresses posed for portraits dressed as iconic literary characters in support of UNICEF. The unveiling was last night. Something like that. So along came the ladies. Here’s Susan Sarandon covering up as has been the case lately, which is unusual because she’s never been shy about her breasts and at the risk of sounding creepy, they are missed. Full Story

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Oscar weekend is finally here. And almost every celebrity too. Many are dashing to NY, some for a mere few hours like Kate Beckinsale, only to rush back to LA, not willing to miss a minute of the action. Obviously Kate Beckinsale. There are parties and events every night. She has a prom dress to wear every night.

As for my dress, it’s between two to be camera tested on Saturday during technical rehearsal. The first is the Greta Constantine attached. This would explain my search for a non-bride up style. The second is Andy The Anh. Don’t have a photo. It’s grey, strapped bustier-ish bodice, fitted tight to cocktail length just below the knee. Am thinking finger rolls in that case. Thoughts?

So we’re live on CTV and A Channel and Star! on Sunday – click here for the schedule in your area. Also, I’ll be live blogging the Oscars from the press room. Click here on Sunday to visit the live blog and yes, I hear you. Giv’er. My head shot is the ultimate balls, rights? I don’t know why I’m orange with white lips.

And finally, they’ve asked a few of us on the broadcast team to Twitter during the entire process, from live show to the press room and the parties, so here’s my Twitter page even though I’ve no idea how to use it. Please note it’ll be shut down by end of day Monday…

Enough shameless self promotion. You’re here for smut…

Friday – am blogging all day between shoots and rehearsals. Also blogging this weekend! Check back Saturday and of course late Sunday night.

Enjoy your Oscar parties! My favourite Oscar party idea is from Michel R whose friend “hands out dozens of those plastic golf practice balls so that people can throw them at the tv when they are annoyed with the person on screen.” In other words, everyone must throw at the same time when Shelf Ass Jessica Biel walks on stage.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Karmic Cuckold is not Julia Roberts although she’s rumoured to be one of the surprise presenters on Oscar night.

He’s not Karl…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 15:19:00 February 20, 2009 15:19:00

But that doesn’t make him less amazing. Giorgio Armani. SO amazing. Mr Armani opened his store in New York this week. He commemorated the occasion by blogging, for the first time ever, with the NY Times. It’s the best, best, BEST way to end your week. I can hear him, I can see him waving his hand, blinking slowly, inhaling with impatience… sigh. Full Story

Happy 43

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 13:29:06 February 20, 2009 13:29:06

Today is Cindy Crawford’s birthday. Might explain why she was carrying a bottle of tequila to a friend’s place yesterday – there is much to celebrate. Superficially, I mean. Because when I’m 43 and I look like this, and I can afford to have a skilled medical professional helping me, I’d be slamming back the tequila too. Full Story

Mischa = Tori

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 12:48:57 February 20, 2009 12:48:57

It’s almost the same dress, non? Tori’s in green, Mischa’s in purple, although sure, Mischa Barton is better looking. But again, most people are, with the exception of Donatella Versace. This post however is not about the assness of KFed Jr’s wife. This post is about the assness of the girl who broke my arm. Full Story

Vintage Pattinson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 12:19:31 February 20, 2009 12:19:31

Many of you lusty Robert Pattinson fans pounded my email yesterday needing more details, annoyed and insisting I should have been stalking him and not Grey Goose. This is crazy talk. But… I will try to make up for it. First – some of your pressing questions.Was the young aunt-ish looking woman a girlfriend? Any romantic vibes? Not the normal kind. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 11:49:00 February 20, 2009 11:49:00

Sorry about this morning! Had a complicated production meeting but am back now, blogging furiously. New articles coming!

Cheese & Chow Kitty (Dlisted)

So much effort in leather (Hollywood Tuna)

Gorgeous green Jakey! (Pop Sugar)

What the hell is on her dress??? (INO)

Two coke noses? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

George Clooney was in danger??!!! (Cele|bitchy)

Who’s accepting lingerie from Joaquin Phoenix? Ew! (Just Jared)

Fast girls prefer the Jolie (IDLYITW)

Madge’s Oscar accessory (Webster’s is my bitch)

I love him for dating her (ASL)

Sateen jumpsuit and bad eyeliner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 20, 2009 08:49:00 February 20, 2009 08:49:00

Maggie Grace last night at the Global Green pre-Oscar party – what a f-cking mess. Sateen + Jumpsuit = HORROR Then the winged liquid liner, at least that’s what it looks like. Should be illegal. This is something I am particularly sensitive about. Because as an Asian, so many old school makeup artists think this is what has to happen with our “exotic” eyes. Full Story