GG in Milan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 11:28:06 May 12, 2008 11:28:06

It’s Monday! It’s Gossip Girl! Previews for tonight’s episode were delicious. Serena slides way the hell down… can you stand it? The CW has also just announced that the new Season of Gossip Girl will kick off September 1st with a change of scenery. In the Hamptons! Meanwhile, Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester travelled to Milan (or MILANO as Sarah Larson says it – ROSSUM!) to promote the show. Full Story

Brad"s Girls Go Shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 08:40:20 May 12, 2008 08:40:20

INF Daily just hit the motherload. These photos of the genetic jackpot, the Chosen One Shiloh, will sell… over and over and over again. For years. Because the world is obsessed with the Pitts non-ethnic child. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 08:07:56 May 12, 2008 08:07:56

The 90210 spinoff just got super f&cking ugly (DListed )

Some things never change: Jennifer Aniston is STILL perma-hard (Hollywood Tuna )

Women & Ciggies: Shia LeBeouf"s bad habits (INO )

The significance of Brad’s new tattoo…will quiver your loins (Cele|bitchy )

Will Posh come between Ben and Tom??? (Holy Moly )

When jiggly… blame Photoshoppe (The Blemish )

That Girl Again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 07:10:05 May 12, 2008 07:10:05

The tranny may have receded but she’s not gone. The tranny still exists in Jessica’s footwear. Look at those abominations. Everything ugly on her is made so much worse. And her style sense is still for ass. Also doesn’t help that she will always be That Girl. Let’s face it, Jessica Simpson will, more often than not, be the prettiest girl in the room, non-Hollywood. Full Story

What John Did in the Pool

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:16:08 May 12, 2008 06:16:08

You think he was easing her in to the experience? John Mayer returned to Miami to join Jennifer Aniston this weekend by the pool. Where else would she be??? Again, the paps were able to grab some amazing photos of the two… much to the chagrin of her hardworking bodyguards, who’ve supposedly been charged with guarding her privacy. Full Story

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The Unsubtle Spectators

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:11:20 May 12, 2008 06:11:20

Katie Holmes has learned a thing or two from her mentor Victoria Beckham. The GMD and KatE, along with their children, attended the LA Galaxy game on Saturday. As you can see, Katie came camera ready – just like Posh – in an adorable red tunic with a gold belt. She blended right in, non? Too bad her hair is straight outta Leave It To Beaver. Full Story

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Mother’s Day in France

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 06:03:00 May 12, 2008 06:03:00

Would you rather… Be the one to put an end to the global food crisis, or be adopted by Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie? Altruism is so overrated. Can you imagine the view? Look at those toys! And to live in such close proximity to Pitt Porn every day? Check out the Chosen One and her family in France enjoying Mother’s Day on their villa terrace with pool accessories and balloons. Full Story

Kate & Owen: not just yet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:59:00 May 12, 2008 05:59:00

News of the World is reporting that Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are engaged citing sources that say that Owen proposed last week in Miami. Turns out the basis of the story is a pap photo showing Kate wearing a huge engagement ring. Full Story

Alanis: New Break Up Music!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:56:35 May 12, 2008 05:56:35

Many years ago, Alanis Morissette broke out because she broke up. You, you, you oughta know. Alanis has a new album due out on June 10th called Flavours of Entanglement and she’s revealed that much of the material came from a period last year when she hit what she describes as “rock bottom”. Full Story

Halle In Sweats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 12, 2008 05:51:32 May 12, 2008 05:51:32

Halle Berry at the Revlon Run/Walk for Women this weekend encouraging participants, glowing from baby, and as beautiful as ever, even in plain sweats. Still no word whether or not she’ll be making money off of her own child by selling photos. Doesn’t seem her style but then again… how many celebrities don’t play the pimp? If it happens Halle, please remember to match. Full Story