Hudson Rossum

December 18, 2007 07:13:45 Posted at December 18, 2007 07:13:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Am all over Kate Hudson’s dating game. No strings, just sex only, please don’t fall in love with me… see you later after 2 or 3 months. Love it. As such, am disappointed that Kate’s throwing around some Rossum. Does she really need to throw around the Rossum? Does she need to cheese? Kate is too cool to cheese, non? Kate Hudson, January issue of Vogue. Full Story

Chuck Bass is Over

December 18, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 18, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Hate when this happens. You fall in love with a character and he becomes the hotness. Then the dude gets his picture taken and it all turns to sh*t. Such is the case with Chuck Bass from Gossip Girl. If you’re into him too, stop reading here. The photos will ruin him for you. Ed Westwick (Chuck), Penn Badgley, and Chace Crawford stopped by TRL the other day to promote the show. Full Story

Monday, December 17, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Prior to yesterday, Tony Romo and the Dallas Cowboys’ only loss of the year came at the hands of Tom Brady and the New England Patriots who’ve not bowed to anyone and are two wins from achieving the perfect season. But then Jessica Simpson (see below) shows up with Papa Perv in the stands, primping and posing for the cameras, and the Cowboys totally tank a game they should have won. Snort.

Athletes are more superstitious than Chinese people. Don’t be surprised if Jess gets the boot. Trust.

Britney’s Piece of Me video – did you watch? Thoughts? More on that later.

Monday, am online all day, check back back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Sarah Jessica Parker is NOT on Holiday Detox. Also NOT Angelina Jolie.

Pam & Rick: take two

December 17, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 17, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How much more low classy does it get? She filed for divorce on Friday, now they’ve decided to work it out and will not be separating. Holy white trash heaven. Here’s Pam shopping with Rick yesterday – you’ll note her face is super bunk ass from their fight. Even more so than usual. Full Story

Two Months

December 17, 2007 11:55:05 Posted at December 17, 2007 11:55:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pam Anderson filed for divorce on Friday from Rick Salomon just after telling the world they f&ck all the time and that she’s the happiest she’s ever been. I can’t imagine anyone is surprised. Even less shocking – she’s also requested spousal support. And she wants him to pay her legal fees. Full Story

Vampire Appreciation

December 17, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 17, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thanks to Maria for the clip. Some, if not many, will disagree. I find it hard to believe myself – three years ago, I couldn’t stand to look at him. Indeed, Marc Anthony is not only not easy on the eyes, he’s downright hideous on the eyes. But then he took JLo out of the spotlight, told her not to court the beast, and you will note, “candids” of the two of them are relatively few and far between. Full Story

Hot Dry Lips

December 17, 2007 10:21:14 Posted at December 17, 2007 10:21:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt stopped by Regis & Kelly today for a pretaping and was practically mobbed outside the studio. As you can see, the cold winter air is dehydrating his lips thought it’s nothing a little Jolie Jungle Sex can’t take care of. I miss Pitt Porn. Despite the December chill, however, Brad remains the hotness. Full Story

Teen Matron at the Jingle Ball

December 17, 2007 09:34:51 Posted at December 17, 2007 09:34:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seriously…who styles Hayden Panettiere? How does an 18 year old show up like this to the Z100 Jingle Ball??? The Jingle Ball is not a tea party. It is not an occasion for Dakota Fanning to dress up in her Sunday best. The Jingle Ball is supposed to be hip and groovin’, it is 100% a funky jeans occasion. Full Story

Hermy D Pops Zits in Public: Best of 2007

December 17, 2007 09:10:32 Posted at December 17, 2007 09:10:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gross smut is the funniest smut…and this story had to rank. Cammy D was partying at Teddy’s in the Spring with Nicky Hilton. Of course hanging with a relation of Ebola had its consequences. Because at some point in the night, Cam hit the loo and starting busting her zits. Not sure if the puss hit the mirror but clearly Cam felt it was the right time for a facial. Full Story

Trailer Visits

December 17, 2007 08:59:40 Posted at December 17, 2007 08:59:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Married and mega successful, with several children, but how to account for the gay young things seen coming and going from his trailer during production of his next hit? They were not part of the crew and they were not there to work… at least not on the film. Word is, he is insatiable and needs variety. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Nintendo Get Up and Play

December 17, 2007 08:57:56 Posted at December 17, 2007 08:57:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sponsored Smut supports dishy smut… And as evidenced by how Alvin & the Chipmunks fared at the box office this weekend, 2nd only to I Am Legend, family entertainment is where Hollywood is banking. So if family entertainment is your thing, click here Full Story