TV Girl helps TV Girl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 06:54:21 December 12, 2008 06:54:21

The Ungrateful Princess of AssTalk can afford to be generous. Because in just two short years Katherine Heigl has managed to claw her way to a top 5 ranking among actresses, just behind the Jolie, Julia, Reese, and Cam. She did what few have done – not even Rachel Green. Katie Heigl the TV Girl made the jump. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Douchebags, and Dogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 06:36:00 December 12, 2008 06:36:00

This is how she’s selling her movie. It’s Jennifer Aniston looking amazing last night at the LA premiere of Marley & Me in perhaps one of the shortest dresses she’s ever worn, showing off those legs, that crazy body, hair blown out to perfection, arms wrapped reassuringly around a fragile Owen Wilson, not posing with her douchey boyfriend John Mayer, but summoning him there anyway to make sure you know he’s her douchey boyfriend. Full Story

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Smutty Shout-Outs - December 12, 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 12, 2008 06:16:12 December 12, 2008 06:16:12

Happy Birthday Laura! Am happy and honoured to be a smutty distraction as you slog through your PhD. Thanks for giving me something to brag about. Hope your weekend is amazing. To Naomi G – Happy 28th Birthday! With so much love from your sister Lindsay. To Bobyn in Edmonton from your bestie Dawny in Toronto – Happy 34th Birthday! And thank you so much for visiting my blog for so long! And finally… For Heather Dahlstrom and Cindy Larocque and Jamie Proctor too! Ten For Grandpa accepted at Sundance – CONGRATULATIONS! Where’s MY screener? Only Stan gets a screener? Have a blast in Park City, stay away from the poseurs stalking Main Street, and do have a festival fling for me, please. Full Story

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Um… the GMD for Best Supporting Actor in Tropic Thunder? Taking a spot from Josh Brolin in Milk??? He’s back, see? UGH.

The Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning and there were a few surprises, including the fact that Milk was virtually ignored with only Sean Penn receiving a nod for Best Actor as the film was shut out of the Best Picture category even though the NY Film Critics just awarded it the best of 2008.

Oh. And JailBait. Miley Cyrus up for Best Song. Ruined my day.

The bright spots? Definitely Slumdog Millionaire and DEFINITELY RDJ as Best Supporting Actor too!

And on a smutty level, the Globes this year from a nominee standpoint look to be super star studded with the Brange both nominated (Pitt Porn!), and Tom Cruise dragging Katie Holmes with him, and Leonardo DiCaprio, and Kate Winslet (she scored a double) and Colin Farrell, and both Meryl Streep and Emma Thompson - squee!!!

Note however that the Globes are not often the most accurate prognosticator of Oscar. Last year Atonement took home top prize which means Milk still has a chance though it has taken quite a hit.

Thoughts on this morning’s nominations? Always love to read your comments.

It’s Thursday – if you haven’t seen Jennifer Aniston naked in GQ yet, scroll down to get caught up on late day posts. New articles all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,


Random in Dubai

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 15:01:00 December 11, 2008 15:01:00

The Dubai Film Festival kicked off today – many stars are expected to make appearances throughout the course of the event and the first to arrive … totally random. Ben and Casey Affleck, not really sure what they’re promoting other than themselves, and too lazy to find out, although if Casey’s willing to talk about Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career, I’m all over it. Full Story

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He thinks thoughts and blogs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 12:02:00 December 11, 2008 12:02:00

While his girlfriend Jennifer Aniston is electrifying the blogosphere today, empowering women by getting naked and spreading her legs (more photos from the magazine are attached and seriously her breasts are hurting me), John Mayer has taken to the Huffington Post Full Story

Beyonce Barbra

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 11:38:29 December 11, 2008 11:38:29

B was in Paris today promoting her album and trying to forget the sting of being ignored by the HFPA for a Golden Globe. Like she had a chance against the other. What will make up for it? B’s reportedly been tapped to star in a remake of A Star is Born playing Barbra Streisand’s part. Very cool, non? Casting a black artist to fill the role? Love. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 11:28:42 December 11, 2008 11:28:42

Silver Fox conquers his fears (Dlisted)

Prettier than ever (Hollywood Tuna)

Chicken Fried harmonises with Ellen (Just Jared)

LESS skin than Jennifer Aniston in GQ (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Two twats and a snowman (Pop Sugar)

Whitney = Carrie? Blasphemy! (INO)

Getting rid of Jacob Black (ASL)

Let’s bet: Lilo will leave her over this (Cele|bitchy)

Robbie Williams is finally desperate (Holy Moly)

When she’s not talking sh-t, she is still the Queen (IDLYITW)

Nice girls need love too

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 09:34:43 December 11, 2008 09:34:43

Hilary Duff and Mandy Moore last night at the (Stand Up to Cancer) Merchandise Collection Launch party. As far as I can recall, I’ve never seen Hilary’s wookie. And I’ve never seen Mandy’s either. Probably why they don’t get much blog space. It’s Christmas. Let’s give them some love. Full Story

Demure Scarlett stands for peace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:54:11 December 11, 2008 08:54:11

Scarjo attended the 2008 Nobel Peace Prize concert press conference today in Oslo alongside Michael Caine and, in keeping with her recent wifely trend, looked demure and serious and, as always, totally gorgeous. She’s only 2 years older than Lindsay Lohan. Still I can’t imagine Lindsay Lohan like Scarlett Johansson in two years. Full Story

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Fergie in sateen at Selfridges

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 11, 2008 08:39:00 December 11, 2008 08:39:00

The bane of Michelle’s existence: sateen. Even worse when it comes to celebrities because you’d think they know how sh-tty sateen photographs. This is Fergie today at Selfridges in London promoting MAC. Extremely unflattering. As is the high collar though I suppose it’s not fair. Because I’ve already mentioned her neck isn’t all that cute either. Full Story