One hot kiss…that’s all it takes. The Soldier Kiss last night on Grey’s Anatomy was amazing quiveration. Amazing enough to bring me back next week. Gays can fix everything, see?
Gays could probably fix Tom Cruise’s career too… if only he’d let them.
Still… the GMD’s comeback is well underway. Don’t believe that bullsh*t about his ratings on Oprah faring lower than Barbara Walters. Part 1 of his atonement interview aired on a Friday. Fridays are never strong… not even for the Mighty Opey. Ben Stiller will lift him up and already, they are calling it a triumphant return. Click here for more. Sigh. He really is like Lestat, non?
It’s Mother’s Day on Sunday. To all the moms: HAPPY MOTHER’s DAY!
As for my mother…she left yesterday with 7 other Chinese clucking gambling hens on a 2 week European cruise. The visual of that totally makes my life: 8 loud ass ladies screaming away in Cantonese in matching satellite visors and pink cardigans…
While she was packing she asked me if I thought they’d let Mrs Cheung bring her fold-up mahjong table on board. Pity the fool who finds himself in the next room, listening to the incessant sounds of the tiles clacking away through the night, every night, on his hard-earned holiday.
Friday, am blogging all day, check back often. Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
Madonna made him hot…but he’s still a f&cking douchebag. Justin Timberlake has signed with MTV to produce a reality tv show called The Phone, kinda like a Bourne Identity meets the Amazing Race which, to be fair, is not the kind of reality show about twats and losers like The Hills etc but still… This is the same little Pipsqueak who stood up on stage last year at the VMAs and snubbed Lauren Conrad who was presenting his award. Full Story
Happy Friday! A great start to the weekend for the Brangelunatics who are no doubt losing their sh*t over new photos of the Chosen One Shiloh enjoying a little fun in the sun and maybe a baby pool at their French villa. There’s a great shot of Angie lifting her up and boo boo gooey goeying her… so cute. Full Story
During their trip to NYC last weekend, Little Sci’s parents took her to a performance of Hairspray on Broadway and she loved it. Tom and KatE also told the show’s star Jenifer Lewis that Hairspray is actually Little Sci’s favourite video. Well of course it is! Hairspray is the Gayest Show on Earth! The GMD probably can’t get enough of it, and watching with his daughter is, like, the best bonus ever. Full Story
I don’t get Josh Groban. To me, it’s cheese. Super cheese. But what do I know? Josh Groban sells A LOT of albums. Women lose their sh*t over Josh Groban. Josh Groban’s Christmas album broke, like, 15 records. So don’t lie. I know you’re out there. I know you’re a closet Josh Groban fan. Full Story
Sorry to f&ck up your Friday but this smut is too good. Or bad. Or gross. One of George Clooney’s big breaks was a recurring spot on Roseanne from 1988 – 1991. George revealed recently, hopefully joking as usual, that when he first met her, Roseanne was so attracted to him that she wanted to take him right there and then: "I worked on her first series, and when I met her she said, "You"re really good looking, why don"t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink. Full Story
It happens all the time – celebrities experience failure and they deny it. They don’t want to discuss it. They talk around the issue, they make up excuses, they blame everyone else for their disappointments. See Tom Cruise on Oprah. How refreshing then that the current King of Hollywood, regardless of his romantic proclivities, is man enough to address it straight up. Full Story
Despite the fact that she’s shooting a guest spot on Ugly Betty that may be expanded, Lindsay Lohan’s film career is still in the sh*tter. And word is, it’s not getting any better. It was announced in March that she had signed on to a film called The Manson Girls, beginning production in the summer. Full Story
People’s interview with Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon about their wedding is seriously, like, the best thing ever sprinkled with many, many moments of gooey cheese, butterflies, and cotton candy…just like Mimi! Some of my favourite parts: People: When did you first know that (you two had a connection)?Nick: I"d always admired Mariah from afar, but once we connected I felt it was destined: This has to be my wife. Full Story
Happy Mother’s Day Karen from Janice. Full time mom to Sophia AND helping with wedding planning… where do you ladies find the time? Happy Birthday Priscilla from one permascowl to another… Love, Valerie To Amberley from Theodora – have a blast in Japan…even though it’s completely unacceptable! Thanks for helping to make a rough time easier. Full Story