Russell Brand with two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 11:55:32 April 9, 2009 11:55:32

I just… I don’t get it. At all. Russell Brand’s reputation – how does he do it? Would you do it? Two women were photographed exiting Russell’s house this morning, both in bathrobes, realising that their cars were being ticketed by parking attendants. Worst Walk of Shame ever, right? Can you imagine having paps around shooting your morning after a threesome? Russell emerged later on swinging a big dick. Full Story

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Nikki’s back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 11:23:51 April 9, 2009 11:23:51

It is a fried rice day! Because I have been anointed! A lovely shout-out from the grand poobah of gossip himself, Ted Casablanca. Ted hearts me! Dear Ted – I heart you back! Come to Vancouver for a visit and the real scoop on Twilight? Catch some crazy twi-hard fever? We’ll drop in on Robert Pattinson, just like Nikki Reed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 10:56:23 April 9, 2009 10:56:23

Leave his ass alone! (Dlisted)

Halle Berry boyfriend jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad’s daddy bag (Just Jared)

Bags like Britney’s should be banned (Pop Sugar)

Who still cares about him? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I can’t help it. My dirty mind…it went there (INO)

Who has a Wig Room?!?! (Cele|bitchy)

Ummm…where JailBait sleeps sometimes (Holy Moly)

When models say dumb things (Popoholic)

For once I agree with this bitch (The Superficial)

Own your own GOOP!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:44:45 April 9, 2009 09:44:45

It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. Full Story


Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:29:06 April 9, 2009 09:29:06

The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du Soleil) and Quebecor Media. Full Story

Glamour Queen of the Week: Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:04:19 April 9, 2009 09:04:19

And gossip queen too. The cover of Us Weekly and the top story this week – Lindsay Lohan single, sad, and poor. But not too poor to get her hair fixed. That raggedy weave was looking tired and stank. So she and her hag sister Ali hit up a salon yesterday for a touch-up. Looks much, MUCH better. Full Story

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Amy Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 08:25:26 April 9, 2009 08:25:26

“Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.” Parenting tips from Amy Poehler. There is not enough of Amy. Full Story

Jen & Jason at night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:44:06 April 9, 2009 07:44:06

On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her time in New York. Full Story

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Chicken Fried in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:21:34 April 9, 2009 07:21:34

By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for the smut factor. Our theories about what she was doing, or not doing, and who might be nailing her, or what they were getting for her at Starbucks, or who had to finally threaten her with a lawsuit, all of it was so much more entertaining than her performance. Full Story

April 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:02:59 April 9, 2009 07:02:59

Happy 30th Birthday Cindy C in Toronto! Zara would love to help celebrate your milestone but, well, you know she’s due in 3 weeks, poor thing. She promises she’ll ditch the husband next year and the kid too and make it up to you over tequila! To Lindsay from your cousin Cindy – remember you are YOUNG and he is an ASS to lose you. Full Story

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Britney tonight in Vancouver. Am worried about falling asleep. Have heard that after an energetic start to kick off the tour, the show is now boring. Darren and I are going and I texted him yesterday to ask if we should bother making it there in time for Pussycat Dolls. He said it might be the most entertainment we get all night…

Meanwhile I also have PVR memory stress. Don’t like when it crosses 50%.

Am sad that staying home to clear tv recordings sounds more tempting than watching Britney halfheartedly rub her hoo hoo. Hopefully she’ll bring it and we won’t be spending an hour and a half wondering what’s happening on Lost? It’s a question and a statement.

Wednesday – posting all day. Remember to refresh and SCROLL DOWN for late articles from Tuesday including Madonna and Adrien Brody.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Brad Pitt is not the reshooting smoker.

PPS. Heads up Twilight fans in the UK. Head to Rome when they start shooting New Moon there, visit the set, meet the cast, and appear in a scene that could make the final cut – interested? Click here to enter!