Barenaked Douchebag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 12:20:00 July 17, 2008 12:20:00

So you know about the arrest  – Steven Page of Barenaked Ladies and some skanks somewhere in New York charged with cocaine possession. F*cking hypocrite. Family values and squeaky clean and a children’s album and in the end a f&cktard. Full Story

Carb Face and Pageant Girl: back to work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 11:47:00 July 17, 2008 11:47:00

Been ages since Nick Lachey and his paqeant girl Vanessa Minnillo have been seen on the scene. But you know how these things work, right? Nick is the host of ABC’s High School Musical Get in the Picture. The show premieres on Sunday... amazingly enough, Nick and Nessa turned up at Katsuya for dinner last night, greeted by the paparazzi. Full Story

Feist 150 BC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 11:30:00 July 17, 2008 11:30:00

She’ll be on Sesame Street – see below – and now my sources are telling me Feist will perform at a free concert August 4th to celebrate the 150th anniversary of the province of British Columbia! Other artists include Colin James and Burton Cummings but what’s most exciting is that Feist will share the stage with none other than Sarah McLachlan on the lawn of the BC Legislature in Victoria. Full Story

Maggie the Magnificent

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 09:38:46 July 17, 2008 09:38:46

With the sensational style And I can go on and on for like a mileA minute, I get in it Like a car and drive Remember Special Ed? What happened to Special Ed? This is Maggie Gyllenhaal at Letterman last night, every inch perfection. Like old school and new school rolled together, all class and cool, chic but relatable – what’s not to love about Maggie G? And don’t tell me it’s because she doesn’t look like Jennifer Aniston. Full Story

Mamma Mia! Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 09:34:00 July 17, 2008 09:34:00

Sorry... am not giving away Colin Firth. Who’d be crazy enough to give away Colin Firth??? But the way he’s wearing this suit last night at the NY premiere makes me crazy. PS. If you see Mamma Mia! this weekend, stay for the credits. There’s a bonus. Up for giveaway – 20 of the following Mamma Mia! items: -Women’s t-shirt-Visor-Chapstick-Beachball If you’re interested, please send an email to [email protected] Full Story

Broken Friendships, Broken Homes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 07:58:18 July 17, 2008 07:58:18

In the new issue of People Magazine, Sienna Miller’s people insist she’s not a homewrecker because Balthazar Getty and his wife have been “living separate lives” for a while. Still, the experience has been “humiliating” for Rosetta Getty and she’s apparently pissed as sh*t that she “left the country to protect the kids, and he continues to see Sienna publicly”. Full Story

Analysing RoboCross

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 07:36:01 July 17, 2008 07:36:01

RoboBride Katie Holmes on the set of Eli Stone yesterday with her arms crossed over her chest. She was probably just chilly but let’s play our favourite game anyway, shall we? The Photo Assumption Game is the best game ever! Smut Psychoanalysis of KatE Cruise: Feels naked and unsure of herself without husband, too much time has passed, cannot remember how to simply BE alone Terribly insecure Arms used as a shield to hide many secrets Arms used as self support to contain her suffering after learning of those many secrets Slouched shoulders suggest a lack of confidence facing the world Slouched shoulders suggest she"s horny and hasn"t been properly satisfied in years The hair sucks assNow you play Dr. Full Story

Tina Gets 17

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 07:14:31 July 17, 2008 07:14:31

Emmy nominations. 30 Rock led the way with 17 nods including Outstanding Comedy Series, Lead Actress and Lead Actor. Here she is last month with her Peabody Award. Tina Fey. That’s all.  Full Story

Samantha Romantic

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 07:04:28 July 17, 2008 07:04:28

Yesterday was supposed to be the last day of shooting on Labour Pains. Somehow Lindsay Lohan made it through an entire production without a bout of exhaustion, without a visit to the hospital, without prompting a stern letter from an executive producer blasting her poor work ethic. Could it be the loving support of Samantha Ronson? Hottest couple of the summer! Check out SamRo blowing Lilo a kiss goodbye yesterday leaving her lover to work on set. Full Story

Bride Hair at the ESPYs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2008 06:42:30 July 17, 2008 06:42:30

Don’t know what she was thinking with this hair. Seriously...it’s the worst. Like at the Costume Institute Gala. Like bride hair. Like not stylish. At all. Even though she says she has an eye for it. That she considers herself fashionable. That fashion is her “industry.” And still she decided to get her hair done at Dolly Parton’s salon from Steel Magnolias. Full Story

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