Worst. Taupe. Ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:44:50 June 23, 2008 09:44:50

They say that we are too hard on celebrities… that once in a while, since we are allowed to look like schlubs, celebrities should be allowed to look like schlubs. That we should be more kind and forgiving when they walk around wearing ass. I agree… to a point. Because when we look like schlubs it’s because we’re usually walking the dog at 6 in the morning. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: Cover Girl Giveaway #2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:38:07 June 23, 2008 09:38:07

Time for more Cover Girl freebies. I met a gay dancer the other night at the MMVAs. He was wearing an inch of lip gloss. Because wet lips mean sex lips. My lips were super glossy during my interview with NKOTB. Just saying… AmazeMint for glossy lips and a peppermint flavour. The new line features natural Peppermint Oils found in Crest toothpaste products and a great new palette of distinctive, creamy matte shades. Full Story

The Players Play Tennis

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 09:26:15 June 23, 2008 09:26:15

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong all over each other this weekend on a tennis court in Brentwood yesterday, clearly still fuzzy in the head from all the love they’ve been making. Seems like summer makes her especially boy crazy. Last year she had a hard time keeping her hands off of Dax Shepard in a grocery store, remember? Love this love match. Full Story

He made it past the first night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 07:25:54 June 23, 2008 07:25:54

The dude who worked for Jennifer Aniston as her boyfriend when she was selling Smart Water – Paul Sculfor was spotted on a flirty date with Cameron Diaz a couple of weeks ago…and it looks like he’s yet to be manslung! Cam is keeping Paul around! The two had dinner last night Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 07:05:00 June 23, 2008 07:05:00

I have a thing for Seth Meyers. Does he look like Seth Meyers? (DListed )

Why is this girl wasting her time on Three Whiskers? (Hollywood Tuna )

The lunge, the mic suck, the disco finger – Celine’s entire repertoire! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Do you trust girls who prefer hanging out with boys? (INO )

Mark Ronson defends Michael Jackson… sort of (Holy Moly )

Where Alec Baldwin and Charlie Sheen get drunk before leaving nasty voice messages (Cele|bitchy )

The Ingrate: A History

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 06:46:52 June 23, 2008 06:46:52

The Princess of AssTalk wants off Grey’s Anatomy which is why she mouthed off a couple of weeks ago about the weakness of the writing, hiding her ulterior motives behind a pathetic attempt at “honour” to fleece the MiniVan Majority. You will note…People Magazine has still not reported on the story. Full Story

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No More Sharing Prunes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 05:48:45 June 23, 2008 05:48:45

A battle brewing over their billion dollar fortune? Word is, there is tension between the Olsens. Apparently the two are refusing to be interviewed together as they promote their new clothing line Elizabeth and James and according to a Page Six source Full Story

Golden Showers on the Road

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 05:27:00 June 23, 2008 05:27:00

There will be no lucky fans invited back to John Mayer’s hotel room to be pee’d on this time. It appears John has found himself a travelling shower-girl. As I was the first to report a couple of weeks ago, Jennifer Aniston is joining John for part of his tour. She flew out of LAX yesterday with great fanfare, arrived in London ahead of her boyfriend, and showed the Brits what a real California tan looks like when she popped out for dinner last night. Full Story

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Steve > Mike

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2008 05:20:13 June 23, 2008 05:20:13

Hate being wrong. But love being wrong when it means Mike Myers sucks ass. And Mike Myers sucked very large ass this weekend at the box office. A fourth place finished. FOURTH!!! Not only was he unable to win, he couldn’t even make it close! The Love Guru is a critical and commercial bomb! Get Smart on the other hand – after a couple of clunkers, including last year’s terrible Evan Almighty, Steve Carell finally came back on top. Full Story