Alba Bitch gets cut

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 14:16:20 January 7, 2009 14:16:20

It’s blunt. You like? I do. She looks really young. Sigh. A fringe. I wish. But can’t. Fringe isn’t feng shui friendly during the 30s says mom. No cover up the forehead luck ah. Jessica Alba though is only 27. She has time. The new cut is going hand in hand with the new image strategy. Full Story

GOOPy feels sorry for you

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 13:33:17 January 7, 2009 13:33:17

My Gwyneth is hyping up her GOOP. Interview with USA Today explaining the motivation behind the launch of her newsletter, the vision behind it, why she’s so amazing, and how she doesn’t give a sh-t if you hate her. Simply put: it’s YOUR problem. MY problem. If we don’t get it, it means we’re bitter, and negative, and have nothing better to do but cut people down. Full Story

Snort coke in moderation

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 11:58:13 January 7, 2009 11:58:13

This is apparently Lily Allen’s message about cocaine. In a new interview, Lily – who is tight with Lindsay Lohan – believes that people are overreacting when they criticise cocaine use. According to Lily, using cocaine doesn’t necessarily result in the total sh-ts and that it’s all about the fortitude of the user, like if you become an addict, you simply have no game. Full Story

Becoming Orlando Bloom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 11:29:01 January 7, 2009 11:29:01

Teen adoration is a curse. Robert Pattinson is feeling it right now. He was supposed to begin shooting an independent feature with Dennis Hopper, Rosario Dawson, and the adorable Olivia Thirlby this month called Parts Per Billion, a departure from Twilight, and an opportunity for him to showcase that he’s more than just a sparkly pretty boy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 11:05:10 January 7, 2009 11:05:10

Silver Fox + puppies = hot gay quiver (Dlisted)

I always forget she has an Oscar (Hollywood Tuna)

Limp dick lyrics for Jennifer Aniston? (Just Jared)

No seriously, I love this birthday outfit (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Nicole Richie on the Upper East Side? Make this happen! (Pop Sugar)

Cindy Crawford hates JailBait (INO)

Heartbreak! Iker was single…now he’s not (Kickette)

Michael Phelps gets Bromantic (A Socialite's Life)

Best Actress curse strikes Charlize? (Cele|bitchy)

It must be bad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 09:49:07 January 7, 2009 09:49:07

If they can’t even deny it in People. So you’ve already heard the widespread reports that JLo and Marc Anthony are in trouble. Not even a year after the birth of the twins, she was photographed at the Benjamin Button premiere without her ring and, increasingly unhappy about the status of her acting career, worried that she’s become irrelevant, Jennifer is supposedly seriously considering making a single break again… NY gossips insist that the two will be done by Valentine’s Day after serenading each other on stage. Full Story

Chicken Fried Tour > Babies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 08:29:22 January 7, 2009 08:29:22

The new cover of OK! Magazine with a report on Britney and the upcoming tour. As you know, she agreed to permanent conservatorship under her father late last year – apparently because they were unable to secure insurance for the tour unless someone else was making the decisions. Full Story

Anne Hathaway’s Norbit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 08:13:07 January 7, 2009 08:13:07

Anne at the Palm Springs Film Festival last night more gussied up than she was on Monday at the Bride Wars premiere but still in black, and serious, and elegant, and very not frivolous despite the exceedingly frivolous and insipid and dumbassness of her new film opening this weekend Bride Wars. Maybe that’s the point. Full Story

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Kylie’s new love!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 07:18:50 January 7, 2009 07:18:50

Yay! New from Hello Canada this week, photos of Kylie Minogue and a hot new Euro babe ringing in the new year in the French Alps, ready to declare to the world that she’s found love again after cancer and after Olivier Martinez. His name is Andres Velencoso, a model. Full Story

Bromance and tempers

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 07:12:23 January 7, 2009 07:12:23

Second night in a row, Josh Brolin and Sean Penn together, this time at the Palm Springs International Film Festival. But while Sean has been on his best behaviour, campaigning for that 2nd Oscar and holding his notorious surly attitude in check, he’s apparently letting his brother take over where the sh-t disturbing is concerned. Full Story

Defending without attacking

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 7, 2009 06:58:20 January 7, 2009 06:58:20

Brad Pitt on the cover of the February issue of W Magazine, well timed for awards season. Of course the most notable part of the interview is about the triangle. Keep feeding the triangle…only unlike Jennifer Aniston, his comments were not inflammatory. For someone who claims she wants the controversy to go away, labeling what Angelina did “uncool” probably wasn’t the best move. Full Story