The Smutty Tingle

February 1, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 1, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Chambers showed up the UCLA Medical Centre psych ward on Monday and checked out on Wednesday. His rep told TMZ.com that Justin “was exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder. He went in voluntarily to get some help." He’s also been spotted on a couple of occasions this week out drinking Full Story

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Have arrived in Arizona for the Superbowl on party duty for eTalk  – catch all the coverage on the show starting tonight!

Yesterday kicked off with Pamela Anderson and Carb Face in person, more on that later…

But it was another sleepless night because of Britney. Hospitalised again. Hopefully this time for more than 48 hours. Full details to come…

Am sorry about Wednesday …it was a sh*tshow. Will make it up to you in swag? As always, my swag is your swag. All of it. And we’ll be hitting up the Style Villa today – fingers crossed for a great giveaway! Appreciate your patience. Thank you, love you, owe you!

Thursday – am blogging between shoots today, laptop is with me so check back often. Diddy’s Super Thursday party goes down tonight, and Hollywood Ebola is hosting one too. Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are already in town – she performed at a party last night. Word is Jessica and Tony Romo are flying in too. Call me Cruise but I’m actually most excited to see them. Together. Bordering on obsession, actually.

Is this wrong?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. James McAvoy is not married to a lesbian. Neither is Matt Damon who is deeply in love with his devoted wife. Same goes for Christian Bale. Also not Ewan McGregor, but he swings a good bargain in other ways.

PPS. Please forgive typos? A long night, and a long day ahead.

Posh & Her Public

January 31, 2008 15:18:29 Posted at January 31, 2008 15:18:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham showed up at Saks in Boston to promote herself to the delight of her hardcore New England fanbase. One girl with a 1991 fly girl hairstyle was so excited she was apparently overcome and moved to tears. Posh obliged her public with hugs and signatures and of course… The may-jah posing. Full Story

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Carb Face in Person

January 31, 2008 14:58:02 Posted at January 31, 2008 14:58:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Nick Lachey is very, very nice. Very well mannered, very professional, seemingly intelligent, and surprisingly well spoken. I think it would be hard not to like him. Quivering for him, however, is another matter entirely. But there were many people quivering for him last night at Matt Leinart’s party, our second party of the evening, also in support of a charitable cause. Full Story

Burberry Devalued

January 31, 2008 14:00:30 Posted at January 31, 2008 14:00:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

First party we hit up last night in Scottsdale was the Hearts & Helmets celebrity poker tournament hosted by Shawn Marion of the Phoenix Suns and, yes, the pride of Canada….Pamela Anderson. She actually looked better than I thought she would but up close there’s a planet of foundation on her haggard ass face. Full Story

He Looks Presidential

January 31, 2008 13:33:44 Posted at January 31, 2008 13:33:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But doesn’t he? George Clooney has said he’ll never run for office – it’s a shame, non? Because aesthetically, at the very least, he totally fits the part. George was at UN headquarters in NYC today in his role as Messenger of Peace discussing very urgent matters and looking very handsome. Full Story

Good Hair and Happy

January 31, 2008 08:05:56 Posted at January 31, 2008 08:05:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Jessica Simpson’s main gay Ken Paves actually managed to make her hair look decent? Check out Jess in New York last night, absolutely glowing with no sign of tacky weave. And that’s a cute outfit too. Romo has a better effect on her than she does on him, non? Professionally, that is. Full Story

The Bangs Suck

January 31, 2008 07:59:34 Posted at January 31, 2008 07:59:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Looking at Kate Hudson is like walking into a kitchen with cookies baking in the oven. She is comfort cute. Love her. Love that million dollar smile. Love her perky body. But not feeling the bangs. The bangs are too towny. Also not crazy about that business floating around her neck on that collar. Obviously the wind makes it worse but still… with that body, she should be working the tightness instead, non? Still… it’s Kate. Full Story

The Battle for Britney: Lynne wins!

January 31, 2008 07:53:43 Posted at January 31, 2008 07:53:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As mentioned earlier, Sam Lutfi was calling the shots at the hospital re: Britney’s medical care. Now TMZ.com is reporting that Lynne and Jamie have wrested power from the creepy manager and are now in full control of their daughter’s progress. Full Story

Baby Made Him Hot Again

January 31, 2008 07:29:58 Posted at January 31, 2008 07:29:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But can it erase the images of him all greasy monkey practising yoga and sh*t? Thank Xenu Matthew McConaughey is wearing clothes again. And looking much hotter than he has in over a year. The hair cut works, the orange has been kept to a minimum, and the devotion to his baby mother is adorable… all of a sudden, Matthew is palatable anew. Full Story

Katherine Heigl… Most Desirable?????

January 31, 2008 06:24:21 Posted at January 31, 2008 06:24:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? AskMen.com has compiled its annual list of Top 99 Most Desirable Women using feedback from readers and staff and ranking women by “intelligence, humour, charisma, and ambition” as well as “sex appeal and beauty”. Full Story