Rossum Who?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 09:12:00 May 6, 2008 09:12:00

For real. No one gave a sh*t. She posed for the still photographers and then slowly headed up the stairs hoping the tv and print outlets would care and maybe, maybe stopped for one or two but while other stars pretended they couldn’t hear the cries of reporters begging for an interview, Emmy Rossum tried so hard to make eye contact, imploring us with her insipid doe eyes to make her feel like someone important. Full Story

Frumpy Lopez

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 09:04:37 May 6, 2008 09:04:37

It’s the truth. Her dress sucked. From the back it was all weird and messy. From the front it wasn’t flattering. And the old lady hair, the old lady makeup, the old lady jewels… it wasn’t working for La Lopez. Not at all. And no. It has nothing to do with the fact that she just had two babies. Full Story

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The Difference of a Year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:52:34 May 6, 2008 08:52:34

Last year John Mayer accompanied a tranny  to the Costume Institute Gala. She wore a Cavalli that was too small, resulting in back fat and Lara and I lost our sh*t. It was the beginning of the end. Shortly after that, John and Jessica parted ways. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:30:29 May 6, 2008 08:30:29

This is why the GMD will live forever (DListed )

This is what’s making Three Whiskers Orly Bloom much less limp (Hollywood Tuna )

This is the dumbest sh*t ever: are Heidi and Spencer already married?!?! (INO )

This is Tom Cruise recruiting new crazies (Holy Moly )

This is whether or not Nick Cannon will take all of Mimi’s money (Cele|bitchy )

Rachel > Hayden

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:20:16 May 6, 2008 08:20:16

He commands a bigger paycheque, he is Anakin Skywalker, and still Hayden Christensen took a firm backseat to Rachel Bilson last night. Of course it was a fashion event and she is the fashion girl. But up and down the press line, they were screaming for HER. They were not screaming for HIM. Half the outlets, in fact, couldn’t care less. Full Story

Ashley > MKO

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 08:13:33 May 6, 2008 08:13:33

As you know, I’m an MK apologist. MK thrives on the esoteric. She doesn’t want to be admired. At least not by the masses. But tonight, you’d be hard pressed to find a fan even in the deepest recesses of the fashion elites. You think she looks assy in photos? How about exponentially worse in person? And standing next to her sister didn’t help either. Full Story

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The Gossip Boys at the Met

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 06:20:36 May 6, 2008 06:20:36

A three-way with Ed Westwick and Penn Badgley? Bring it. In person, Ed might not even be a Shame F&ck anymore. Seriously. I saw him tonight and my pervy cougar mouth started watering for more. And then he stopped and talked. And it was that accent. And that bad boy play. And that naughtiness lurking underneath his Dolce & Gabbana. Full Story

Le Karl & Kate: The Hunger Twins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:56:52 May 6, 2008 05:56:52

Kate Bosworth’s eye makeup was exquisite. And her dress too. My favourite shoes of the night and the complete opposite of what Emmy Rossum tries to recycle over and over and over again. Which is why Emmy is not worthy of Karl’s company. Kate was wearing Chanel. She walked with Karl Lagerfeld. Full Story

The Subdued New Mrs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:50:15 May 6, 2008 05:50:15

It wasn’t the best dress ever – this is after all Beyonce – but it wasn’t the worst. In person it was actually quite lovely, even though it doesn’t photograph well. Was particularly impressed by the colour: an inoffensive shade of pink that didn’t scream Vegas, tacky, or Tina Knowles. Full Story

This Love Brings Her Curves Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 6, 2008 05:29:00 May 6, 2008 05:29:00

Remember when Hilary Duff started dating Joel Madden? Remember she went from normal looking and healthy to nasty and malnourished? Remember she totally lost her tits? Well Mike Comrie has had the opposite effect. This is a good thing. A great thing. As you can see, Hilary’s curves have returned and tonight at the Met she put them on display. Full Story