Big Apple Pose-Off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 11:00:37 September 25, 2008 11:00:37

Tomorrow. New York. At Macy’s. Posh and Becks will make an in store appearance to promote their new fragrance Beckham Signature His and Her. For Him: smells like having sex with plastic and bones. For Her: smells like concrete tits, hunger, and bunions. First 300 get to meet them, receive autographs, and watch them pose their balls off. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 10:55:00 September 25, 2008 10:55:00

Kevin Federline Senior (Dlisted)

Damn. Did you know Katy’s are spectacular? (Hollywood Tuna)

JailBait cheats on the Mouse (Just Jared)

Dancing Camel Toe! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I’m telling you… it was the haircut (Pop Sugar)

Everyone’s a girl gay (Holy Moly UK)

Derek Shepherd loves to get spanked (INO)

No more Kiki and Mac (Cele|bitchy)

Sit DOWN Beauty Queen! (The Blemish)

The new Magic = Reality TV? Discuss (IDLYITW)

Ewan loves the gays

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 10:09:21 September 25, 2008 10:09:21

And we love him for it! Among other things… Ewan showed up at the Outfest 2008 Legacy Awards last night in West Hollywood looking sharp and a little dirty and as always, a hint of horny in his eyes. But not horny like ball scratchy hormone horny, any time anywhere club dude grunting on top of you with beer breath horny, but horny like let’s laugh all night and try on each other’s clothes and have a five minute argument and make up in bed wake up two weeks later, say goodbye and remember it forever horny. Full Story

If you care…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 08:12:00 September 25, 2008 08:12:00

That is Audrina Partridge last night leaving Crown Bar hand in hand with Justin Bobby. And this is Whitney Port in New York shooting The City, her new spin off. Laguna, The Hills, The City… The OC keeps giving and giving. Will Whitney become as incredibly famous as Lauren Conrad? Sorry. It’s the truth. Full Story

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RDJ and Rachel McAdams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:53:41 September 25, 2008 07:53:41

As you know, RDJ is the new Sherlock Holmes, directed by Guy Ritchie. His leading lady? None other than Rachel McAdams – according to Access Hollywood Rachel has accepted the part and will participate in a press conference in London on October 1st to announce preproduction on the project. Full Story

Setting up Natalie Portman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:30:03 September 25, 2008 07:30:03

People is reporting that it’s over between Natalie Portman and that hairy tree hugger she was attached to all summer Devendra Banhart. Works for me… Time to set her up with the next because I’m lame like that and since it can’t be Ryan Gosling anymore, perhaps another Canadian? Taylor Kitsch and Natalie Portman? Totally. Full Story

Shenae says she eats

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:09:27 September 25, 2008 07:09:27

Posing with food means you’re actually eating the food…right? This is Shenae Grimes on the set of 90210 yesterday after a visit to craft services yesterday. Conveniently the paps happened to be there too… As you know, the stars of the show have been at the centre of a raging thin controversy the last couple of weeks, with both Shenae and Jessica Stroup landing on the cover of Us Weekly being accused of encouraging bad body examples. Full Story

Meeting the bastards

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 07:03:00 September 25, 2008 07:03:00

Last night in Berlin – Brad Pitt meets other cast members working on Inglorious Bastards with Quentin Tarantino, said to be his most exciting script since, yes, Pulp Fiction. Brad begins preparation on the film amid more rumours that he and Angelina are on the outs, with UK gossips jumping on the frenzy today (citing Star Magazine as the source for f&ck’s sake!) claiming that Angie has issued an ultimatum on the heels of his hookup with Jennifer Aniston in Toronto during TIFF. Full Story

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Depp & Disney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 06:36:12 September 25, 2008 06:36:12

Johnny Depp as The Lone Ranger? Or Tonto? Disney unveiled its slate of blockbuster projects yesterday at the Kodak Theatre with Johnny Depp making a surprise appearance and it sounds like Depp is committed to Disney for at least the next decade. Good for them, good for him, maybe not so good for his artistic sensibilities? He’s signing on for a 4th Pirates. Full Story

September 25, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at September 25, 2008 06:33:49 September 25, 2008 06:33:49

Happy Birthday Amanda aka Library Lady …and don’t forget your smut when you’re busy getting busy with those Irish, ok? Much love from Cindie. Congratulations Taryn! Wishing you a wonderful day on Saturday and I’m told, if Taylor Kitsch isn’t possible, Kevin is a close second! Well done! From your gossip partner, Kelly M. Full Story

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Like it was even a question. That Clay Aiken is gay. Hardly shocking…

What IS shocking however is that this news was actually shocking for some. That there were women who cried themselves to sleep last night. The very existence of a freakish fan group called the ClayMates who pine over Clay the way you might pine over Johnny Depp… this is the mystery.

More on Clay’s coming out later.

Meanwhile, the Brange is on the move.

Wednesday – new articles all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Congratulations to Jamie T and Evelyn K, winners of the Sony Cyber-shot T77 giveaway!

PPS. Snoop Dogg does not demand the Star Treatment.