Ghetto Goes Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 07:11:40 June 17, 2008 07:11:40

The worst boob job in Hollywood went out last night to some private party. Not sure how Tara Reid finagled her way onto the guest list but some things never change. It’s not the worst she’s ever looked but the girl is still as skank ass as ever. Funny thing is… her legs are not unlike Victoria Beckhams. Full Story

Violet’s First Day!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 05:03:11 June 17, 2008 05:03:11

Ben and Taupe took daughter Violet to her first day at pre-school Monday. Ben was apparently beaming with his nametag on during orientation for the parents while Jen was observed getting a little emotional. Violet meanwhile couldn’t have been more excited. Seriously…Violet is the best. Trading on her dimples is even better. Full Story

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Love & Leisure

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 04:56:13 June 17, 2008 04:56:13

What a surprise. It’s Jennifer Aniston sitting by a pool, making sure her tan never fades, only now she’s not alone. What a privileged and profound life she really does lead. Jen and John Mayer’s hot summer hookup clearly hasn’t cooled. Here they are on holiday in Puerto Vallarta. Full Story

June 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2008 04:50:01 June 17, 2008 04:50:01

Happy 26th Birthday Brenna from Laura and Jen. New job, new loft, and a new love too? We’re only half way through 2008! Hope your year gets even better! To Sarah T – Happy 28th Birthday! Thanks for introducing Krista to the site and lots of love…  Full Story

Monday, June 16, 2008

Dear Gossips,

When I was 16, my best friend and I made a vow. We vowed we’d sleep with Jordan Knight before we turned 25. 25 was, like, so OLD back then. Needless to say, it never happened. Just 3 months shy of my 35th birthday, it still won’t happen. But I met him. I met them all. Kinda like in my living room. For 45 minutes it was the New Kids sitting across from me on a couch, behind a closed door, and it was magic. An exclusive interview for eTalk on Saturday afternoon – full details to follow and while they might have aged, while the vocals still need a little polish, for those of us from a certain time and a certain place, last night the MMVAs were all about NKOTB.

NKOTB forever.

Also from the MMVAs – Chace Crawford and Brody Jenner up close, Rihanna too, and some sh*t called Girlicious that truly made this bitch feel ancient.

It’s Monday – am blogging bleary eyed all day. Please excuse typos and check back often!

But first… this is for the sweet, delightful, kind, impossibly efficient, and patient Claire Hall. Happy Birthday Claire Hall! Here she is at Muzik on Saturday night on a rare occasion with her glasses off. LOVE Claire Hall!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Salma Hayek isn’t a post partum flirt.

PPS. A 15 ft birdie to send it to an 18 hole playoff??? Bananas! I will NEVER understand why people hate on Tiger Woods. NEVER. If I’m distracted today, you know why…

PPS. Young People F&cking opened this weekend in Canada on 42 screens in 11 cities. YPF was the talk of TIFF last year and an example of the kind of project that could be jeopardised by that dumbass Bill C-10, despite the title, a sweet, insightful little movie that is also horny and hot but not raunch. Support the arts in Canada. Go see YPF.

Bikeride with the Boys

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 14:07:30 June 16, 2008 14:07:30

Sorry… Got caught up in the US Open finish. Would have been so much easier if Tiger was playing Phil Mickelson. Hate Phil Mickelson. But Rocco Mediate is so sweet! I digress. Attached – George Clooney on a bike ride today in Italy with his boys including… Tate Donovan? Jimmy Cooper? Former fiancé of Jennifer Aniston? Who knew? After their break up, Tate basically called her a diva who lapped up luxury living. Full Story

Prediction Revisited

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 12:15:00 June 16, 2008 12:15:00

On June 13, 2008 I posted this article comparing Jamie Lynn Spears and Emma Roberts. I said at the time it would be Emma Roberts who would cause the most worry. Something about the haunted look in her eyes then, and how thin she was… Fast forward 12 months and Jamie Lynn Spears is 9 months, due to give birth any day. Full Story

Brody > Chace

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 11:50:24 June 16, 2008 11:50:24

Brody Jenner and Chace Crawford at the MMVAs last night. Don’t quiver for either. But straight up, boy to boy, it’s Brody all the way. Seriously… there are those of you who don’t get it. I’m on your side. The frenzy over reality stars is alarming. Having said that, Brody Jenner is the captain of the football team. Full Story

The Other Woman Doesn’t Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 08:44:06 June 16, 2008 08:44:06

Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks? The problem is her love life. Full Story

Ingrate Goes on Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 07:56:59 June 16, 2008 07:56:59

The most ungrateful bitch in television packed up with her husband and headed for holiday in Cancun yesterday wearing her MiniVan Majority hairstyle and those unflattering white jeans. As you know, the Princess of AssTalk angered many last week when she publicly announced she’d withdrawn from Emmy nomination because in her opinion Grey’s Anatomy writers gave her sucky material to work with. Full Story