It’s one thing to show up with his big ass teeth and shoelifts to support his gaycrush in LA…it’s another to follow him across the country to walk the red carpet. But the GMD’s loins were afire and sometimes the quiver is too compelling. After all, this is Will Smith. Plus – Will Smith will own the box office this holiday season. Full Story
Love(d) them. So much. Wanted badly to believe. But then the unmistakable signs started surfacing. And you know their children are apparently homeschooled with L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Technology” right? Just saying… to those who still remain sceptical… if that doesn’t clinch it for you, what else does? But still… looking at them, and their chemistry together, it’s hard not to want the chills, chills, chills and the gaygay rumour mill to go far, far away. Full Story
In all fairness, it’s been a kinder, gentler Jessica Alba of late. This is a girl who, once upon a time, stormed up and down Robson Street in Vancouver terrorising retailers, allowing her dog to piss and sh*t anywhere it wanted without cleaning up her own mess. My favourite Alba Bitch story though is from the set of Good Luck Chuck – she had finished shooting a scene and was sitting on a chair as a crew member walked by at which point she looked at him, lifted her leg and said: You can take my boots off now. Full Story
Posh on Larry King Live – did you watch? Amazing how one person can keep her chin dipped at the same angle towards camera, even while talking, for almost an hour. At one point, near the end, she went off on a long rant about how hard she works, being the “creative director” for DVB and all, repeating the fact that she’s “creative director” at every opportunity. This is when I lost my sh*t. Because Larry stopped listening. He may have even nodded off. Was priceless. The woman is so far up her own ass, it’s endlessly amusing.
As for whether or not she’s pregnant – she made a point of, just before insisting she doesn’t read tabloids, announcing that LaLa Beckham is not on her way, even though some hardcore fans are adamant that Geri told the audience “she’s pregnant!” on stage during one of the Spice shows last week. To me it sounds like she’s saying “She’s Mrs Beckham!” – click here for the clip.
The Spices tour until April. Which means that if she actually were expecting, she’d be well showing before the end… and if you recall, while she was carrying Cruz, Victoria covered up the entire time. She does not like being seen looking any less than a size double 0. So would the disciplined Victoria Beckham, who controls her diet with an iron stomach, who is vain beyond vain – would Victoria Beckham actually wear maternity clothing on stage?
Not the Victoria I know.
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Yours in gossip,
PS. Congratulations to Susie on getting engaged… under the Christmas tree!
PPS. And to Em from Nat who loves you even though she doesn’t get Harry Potter. WTF???
PPS. My Gwyneth is NOT on Holiday Detox. Neither is Kate Winslet. And not Jennifer Garner either.
Ben Affleck gave away a few of Violet’s coats last week on Good Morning America for a winter charity drive and today, Will Smith did the same. And as you can see, it’s a gorgeous coat. And it looked gorgeous on him. Damn Will is fine. Not hard to see why Tom is so enamoured. From head to toe, the sweater, the jeans, the way they fit… Will Smith is the hotness. Full Story
New issue of W Magazine on stands Christmas day with Hilary Swank on the cover looking super hermy. Has always looked hermy. But hermy is always worse when the opposite is being attempted. Somewhere somehow somebody thought this sh*t would be sexy. Maybe for Tom Cruise. In the article, Hilary – who backstabbed her ex husband Chad Lowe by outing his addiction – confirms that she’s in love with her former agent, some dude called John and. Full Story
Her hair is black again. And she was pissed at the paps last night for surrounding her even though she was walking around in a pink wig. Stupid f&cking twat. Scene of the crime – the Four Seasons. Multiple sightings and multiple outfit changes. As you can see, her lipo is working rather rapidly. Full Story
This is what Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton has created – random famewhores everywhere peddling their sh*t. Speaking of sh*t…last night’s season finale of The Hills. Total letdown. The parties after were much more interesting especially since Heidi did not walk the carpet with Spencer but did get into the car with him to head home. Full Story
As reported yesterday, X17online.com had the clearest photos yesterday of Madonna with bruising under both eyes resulting in smutty tingling about an “accident” at home or a touch-up at the surgeon’s. Am told from a source that she was actually coming out of a dermatologist’s building in New York. Full Story