The Oscar Roundtable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:11:54 January 23, 2009 08:11:54

Every year Newsweek puts 6 of them in a room and turns on the video. They interview each other, they discuss their “craft”, they squirm, they show off, they hide, they joke… it’s fascinating. Especially with the current crop: Frank Langella, Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke, Sally Hawkins, Robert Downey Jr, and Anne Hathaway. Full Story

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Not moving out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:22:21 January 23, 2009 07:22:21

Last night at the opening of The American Plan on Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick out together in public for the first time since Star Magazine reported that she’d moved out of their house. Star has been all over their fragile marriage, for once seeming to get it half right last summer on a cover story about Broderick cheating on SJP…with a woman. Full Story

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Colin & Keira

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:08:00 January 23, 2009 07:08:00

Oh the smutty possibilities. The Daily Mail is reporting that Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell have just signed on to a new movie together and they will be lovers. Full Story

January 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 06:57:00 January 23, 2009 06:57:00

Happy 22nd Birthday Alexandra V! With love from Jenny and Danielle To Sally in Newfoundland – Happy 29th Birthday! And Anne really did this, Emma was not lying! Have a great time tomorrow night! Happy 35th Birthday to foxy Kerry from Beth! To Jessi T on her 26th birthday - you aren't old! Your sister Michelle wishes she could be there with you for it. Full Story

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

My mother called me last night after seeing me on tv on eTalk. She asked why my skin was so coarse and rough – in Chinese the word is thick. “You look like a rice picker in the fields”. Then she ordered me to pull it together for New Year. Because we’re having dinner and her friends will be there. In 48 hours she’ll be able to criticise me in person. Can’t wait.

But first, am cleaning and purging from now til Saturday. Because after Sunday night, you’re not allowed for 3 days. Don’t wash away the good luck!

Oscar nominations this morning! And George Clooney took his head (and his ego) out of his ass. Yay!

Thursday – fresh smut all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Thanks for sending the GOOP book guide - I have many, many copies! Will comment later!

Ryan and Hugh working out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 18:03:37 January 22, 2009 18:03:37

Exclusive photos of Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver today working out before heading to the Wolverine set. As you can see, he looks great, clean cut and ripped, and beautiful Hollywood skin. Does he wear foundation to the gym too? Jokes! Chill! Ryan wraps in a few days and will likely be heading back to LA. Full Story

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Bringing porn to the Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 14:49:59 January 22, 2009 14:49:59

MUCH better than that old lady sidesweep from the other night. This is more like the Jolie. A very, very beautiful Jolie, her hair thick loose and cascading around her shoulders (and lighter?), wearing a beautiful grey coat, no waxy skin with Brad Pitt’s hand on her ass at the Paris premiere of Benjamin Button tonight. Full Story

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Remember when…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 13:31:33 January 22, 2009 13:31:33

Nicole Kidman was supposed to star in The Reader? Would today have been the same if you replace Kate Winslet with Granny Freeze. Heh. Oscar nomination day, everyone is being so gracious. So let’s not. Hanna Schmitz, who spends a large part of the first quarter of The Reader completely naked, was supposed to have been played by Kidman. Full Story

Miss GOOPy’s book list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 12:27:00 January 22, 2009 12:27:00

Thanks to all of you for forwarding. Looks like my Gwyneth has A LOT of subscribers? See? You hate her but you can’t help it! OK, just teasing. As mentioned last week, this is the one worth looking at: Gwyneth Paltrow and her friends and their recommended reading list. Let’s judge her book taste. Full Story

Slumdog vs Goliath

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 11:40:46 January 22, 2009 11:40:46

So you know by now, it’s Slumdog the Underdog vs Benjamin Button Goliath at the Oscars. Understand who Academy members actually are: old people and Hollywood players. This is why Crash won so undeservedly over Brokeback Mountain. Because they voted for their friends. Benjamin Button is a Hollywood movie. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 22, 2009 11:20:16 January 22, 2009 11:20:16

With your help, her hats could outsell Mischa Barton’s. Heh. (Dlisted)

Underdressed > Overdressed (Hollywood Tuna)

AssTalk’s new fringe (Just Jared)

From Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore…to this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

What bag to bring to driving school (Pop Sugar)

Lesbian Lily pimps albums (Holy Moly)

Ebola swagwhore! (The Blemish)

Where else do you go from Clooney? (Cele|bitchy)

Ugh. Another singer/actor (INO)

Is she still famous? (Popoholic)