Black & Blue Behind the Glasses?

December 10, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 10, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look closely at Madge in NYC – there appear to be bruised circles under both eyes, which may have accounted for some super dark shades in another series of photos. has also posted pics of Madonna with some black and blue marks. Full Story

Oh Holy Quiver

December 10, 2007 09:21:56 Posted at December 10, 2007 09:21:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beckham’s new Armani ball and a tennis ball stuff into his tightey whiteys. Can you breathe? I can’t breathe… Thanks Denise! source  Full Story

Hayden Has to Work

December 10, 2007 08:33:46 Posted at December 10, 2007 08:33:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

His latest film Awake opened to dismal reviews and disastrous box office numbers. Another professional embarrassment is going straight to DVD – which would actually be GOOD news. Because what was once titled The Decameron, a film Hayden Christensen shot with Mischa Barton two years ago, has now become Angels & Saints or maybe Virgin Territory and even Guilty Pleasures… and if you’re cringing now of course you know what the studio must have been thinking: What a colossal waste of money. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Working Lipo

December 10, 2007 07:37:02 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:37:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just one of Britney’s many trips to Starbucks this weekend – I think this is from Friday night… I’ve now lost track. As you can see however, Britney looks remarkably more lean, the result no doubt not of hard ass cardio or workouts at the gym but of lipo dissolving shots that are apparently working…but for how long? Especially since she hasn’t modified her diet or her unhealthy habits? As per routine, Britney also spent much of the weekend at the Four Seasons. Full Story

Little Sci goes to the Grove

December 10, 2007 07:23:07 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:23:07
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the problem with Katie’s new bob: when it’s not “done”, it’s totally Sally Field circa Steel Magnolias and before that Burt Reynolds. In other words – a helmet pushing a shopping cart…just sayin’. Here are mom and Little Sci shopping at The Grove the other day. Full Story

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Diseased & Desperate

December 10, 2007 07:18:32 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:18:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The worst combination. So what happened when Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton found out that Lindsay Lohan was riding up on her Big Greek Stav? All bitches defend their territory… this diseased bitch defends it by opening up her black hole vagina. And as you can see from the lascivious expression on her face, Ebola succeeded in sucking Stav back into her mouth. Full Story

The Pitts and King’s parents

December 10, 2007 07:16:00 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:16:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Surprise attendees at the Hatton-Mayweather fight in Vegas on Saturday night – Brad and Angelina showed up ringside as Angie reportedly grimaced her way through the bout, especially towards the end when Hatton was pummelled to the mat. They ended up in his dressing room afterwards to offer encouragement as Angie also chatted up the scrappy boxer’s mother before joining Gwen Stefani and Gavin, both glamourous couples heading into the same limo presumably to gush about their children. Full Story

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Sit DOWN Katherine Heigl

December 10, 2007 07:07:52 Posted at December 10, 2007 07:07:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sit DOWN is not an admonishment that should be overused. You could easily tell that nauseating Rossum to Sit DOWN every day…but that’s too easy. Sit DOWN is like the C-bomb. The C-bomb is a word you use sparingly…only for the most deserving. Similarly, Sit DOWN must be applied to the most appropriate of occasions and offenders. Full Story

Friday, December 7, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Barbara Walters got it right…OF COURSE JK Rowling had to top the Most Fascinating List. Curious though that she couldn’t get an interview, that Babs’s #1 was the only person on the list who did not appear on the show. Maybe Jo hates that old hag? Maybe Posh now hates that old hag too? Because the lighting was terrible, non?

But still…the most interesting profile piece had to be the Beckhams. For Victoria. Said it before, will say it again: I could watch her all day. Every day. It’s her absurdity, you know? It’s the over-camp (is that possible?), it’s the way she can’t relax, even while seated on a couch, the way she and David had to cross arms over each other, hands strategically gripped on each other’s thighs. Being Mrs Beckham takes sacrifice. I love her because she doesn’t make it look easy. I love her because she is so desperate to make you look period.

And vanity aside, Posh is also terribly engaging. Perhaps we North Americans don’t have as sophisticated a sense of humour as you Brits who hate her so, but Victoria.Is.Funny. She’s colourful, she’s amusing…laugh with her, laugh AT her, whatever. Bitch cracks me up. And I know she cracks you up too – don’t lie.

Favourite part of interview? Definitely when Barbara asked her: you’re so thin! Do you eat a cookie, do you ever enjoy a piece of chocolate cake?

I could almost hear Posh thinking, thinking about whether or not she should lie. And in the end she decided not to, replying simply: No. And I’ll take this over the rest of them skinny bitches who claim to indulge whenever they want and maintain size 0. Victoria never indulges. As f&cked up as that is, at least she doesn’t lie about it.

Here they are last night at Mint, showing up to support Sporty Mel C who played a small solo gig for an audience of only 75 that also included Mel B and her creepy husband. Apparently the Beckhams touched each other all night, arms and legs constantly entangled, he stroking her shoulders and waist, her hands not straying far from his ass. Beckham Porn. Yum!

Friday, am posting all day, come back often! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Condom-free Sleaze is not is not John Mayer.

Dina Lohan Finger Follies: Best of 2007

December 7, 2007 11:42:05 Posted at December 7, 2007 11:42:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember this? Not for the prudish – consider yourself warned. At the beginning of the year, Page Six reported that Dina Lohan was making out hardcore with some dude in the middle of the restaurant and that he was manually stimulating her underneath a table napkin…do you LOVE it??? Parental Pimp Dina subsequently denied the story but given what she’s done with her children, what’s become of Lindsay, and what’s about to become of Ali Lohan who is 13 going on 40 skank, it’s safe to say, Dina was totally fingered in public. Full Story