The Other Woman Doesn’t Work

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 08:44:06 June 16, 2008 08:44:06

Not that she was destined to become the next Angelina Jolie – not even close – but since B List and reality stars are all the rage these days, who’s to say she would not have had a career revival as the matriarch for a new generation? Or a movie of the week once every few weeks? The problem is her love life. Full Story

Ingrate Goes on Holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 07:56:59 June 16, 2008 07:56:59

The most ungrateful bitch in television packed up with her husband and headed for holiday in Cancun yesterday wearing her MiniVan Majority hairstyle and those unflattering white jeans. As you know, the Princess of AssTalk angered many last week when she publicly announced she’d withdrawn from Emmy nomination because in her opinion Grey’s Anatomy writers gave her sucky material to work with. Full Story

Tom Dad, Gisele Stepmother

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 07:17:48 June 16, 2008 07:17:48

Tom Brady. Yum. He spent Father’s Day in LA with his son John and, of course, Gisele too. Looks lie G is bonding with the little guy. Attached – photos of Gisele holding the baby and of both hugging the nanny who came to pick him up. Scenes like these probably don’t sit too well with Bitter Bridget. Full Story

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Johnny’s Father’s Day Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 06:49:14 June 16, 2008 06:49:14

Who’s the hotter Hollywood dad? Brad or Depp? The Brange has been undercover for several days now, perhaps nesting before the birth of the Holy Twins, so it was the elusive Johnny Depp who arrived on Saturday in California where he spent Father’s Day weekend before heading back to Chicago to resume work on Public Enemies. Full Story

Courtside with Brooklyn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 06:29:29 June 16, 2008 06:29:29

When Becks goes out with the boys, it’s usually something they want to do. Lately Brooklyn’s been at the Laker game a lot. Getting totally sporto’d by his dad. When mom takes them out however, they have to go shopping before going somewhere fun, accompanied by 30 of their best paparazzi friends. Full Story

DanRad on Broadway

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 05:55:00 June 16, 2008 05:55:00

Danielle Radcliffe will bring Equus to Broadway and was at the Tony Awards last night getting a feel for what will be his home for several weeks this fall. Apparently young Harry Potter is now regarded as some kind of heartthrob these days. He’s a sweet kid, very engaging, very articulate, very likable… but a heartthrob? Really? Him? To me it’s like the Elijah Wood Effect. Full Story

Kate & Lance: Family Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 05:49:18 June 16, 2008 05:49:18

It’s been almost a month since word got out that they’re dating but it looks like player vs player has turned into something more serious. At least that’s the assumption considering they’re not just f&cking, they’re also spending some quality family time. First – a few days together  Full Story

June 16, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 16, 2008 05:44:26 June 16, 2008 05:44:26

Kisses to Sarah from Jillian, Ian, Kaelyn, and Graydon as you kick off 6 months of mat leave with the pending arrival of your baby girl! Am told you’ll be starting her smut education of early. I approve! CV and Munmun – What all three of us need is to be all together with a ressie for four (B&J can share a seat, they’re skinny B*&^es). Full Story

Friday, June 13, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The overwhelming consensus from screenings of The Love Guru this week is that it rocks. Not only does it not suck, it is hilarious… Mike’s best work in years. So… Get Smart will flop? Probably. Sadly. Sigh.

I wrote the other day that as far as squeaks are concerned, Pip is not unlike Becks – their only similarity. Wouldn’t you know, they came face to face last night at the Laker game. But how do you blow a 24 point lead? At home!?!? Photos below. I love KG.

It’s Friday – am in Toronto, blogging between shoots. Full scoop from the MMVAs on Monday… NKOTB fever begins tomorrow!

Have a great weekend!

Yours,
Lainey

PS. Jennifer Lopez was not caught flirting post partum.

Is there an Annette for George?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 13, 2008 09:38:03 June 13, 2008 09:38:03

Warren Beatty was honoured last night by the AFI and in turn honoured his wife Annette Bening while he was accepting his award. "I love my profession, because it"s introduced me to the person who"s given me the most important thing of all, which is her love and the love of our four children … Annette," Beatty told the assembled, as his wife (since 1992), actress Annette Bening, teared up, and his sister, Shirley MacLaine, looked at her sister-in-law adoringly. Full Story