February 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 13, 2009 06:33:00 February 13, 2009 06:33:00

Daz – great to finally meet you & can totally see why Boyo thinks you’re the best! Keep up with the good gossip – Kary Happy Birthday to Carol in Halifax from your cousin Victoria in Ottawa! I hear you have big plans for this weekend. Do they involve Taylor Hanson? To George in Vancouver – Happy Birthday to the best brother and uncle ever. Full Story

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Joaquin Phoenix on Letterman – you’ll hear about it everywhere today. For sure. So was it a hoax? More inside joke f-ckery? And was Letterman in on it too? See below.

So much Gwyneth this week – a third appearance! What an honour! And it’s GOOPy Thursday!

Thanks to all in Australia who emailed about the telethon today in support of the Victoria Bushfire Appeal. Three Whiskers Orlando Bloom, in Sydney to see Miranda Kerr, showed up to answer phones, Russell Crowe has been very actively involved, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban have pledged $500,000, Leonard Cohen who has been touring Australia was the first celebrity to have announced a contribution, and so far, in combination with generous support from the Australian people, $60 million has been raised and counting…

Click here to donate to the Victoria Bushfire Appeal. Thinking of you.

Thursday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Jenny Humphrey isn’t cold

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 18:15:37 February 12, 2009 18:15:37

In New York today on set at Gossip Girl. Everyone else between scenes is bundled up, including the adorable Leighton Meester but Taylor Momsen, a meltdown waiting to happen, appears to be immune to the frost, and looks older than everyone else. Almost older than even Kelly Rutherford. This is what Benjamin Button SHOULD have been about: why do kids these days turn 40 on their 16th birthdays? By the way, is Lily getting pregnant? Because back in the Cosby Show days it was one thing…but now, now the paper bag routine, or I guess on the UES it’s a Birkin, the Birkin cover up is getting tired. Full Story

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Hiding away eating? Or detox?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 15:06:18 February 12, 2009 15:06:18

New photos of Lindsay Lohan this afternoon arriving at a friend’s house in LA. She’s kept a relatively low profile the last week or so, with the exception of what looked like a paid visit to some kids’ clothing store the other day, Lilo has remained remarkably out of sight. You know she has no job, so it’s not like she was working. Full Story

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The lies they tell her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 12:57:00 February 12, 2009 12:57:00

Porny arrived in NYC yesterday in advance of her show at Madison Square Garden where she’s opening for Rascal Flatts. TMZ has just posted this video of Jessica being asked by the paps if she thinks she’ll be well received in New York. Full Story

Pippy expands

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 12:14:00 February 12, 2009 12:14:00

This is the Pip yesterday playing in a celebrity golf tournament at Pebble Beach. Ugh. Jealous. Golf season has already started for my husband but I refuse to play when the fairway is still sopping. Of course the fairway at Pebble Beach is not sopping. It’s perfect. And Justin Timberlake can afford the green fees. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 11:10:25 February 12, 2009 11:10:25

My uterus just committed suicide (Dlisted)

I officially hate this desperate bitch (Hollywood Tuna)

Edward Cullen was supposed to have long hair (Just Jared)

MKO: NYC > LA (Pop Sugar)

How Lilo drives (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Kenny Chesney left Renee Zellweger (INO)

Variety attacks the Brange! (Cele|bitchy)

She’s pregnant, it’s not Beckham’s baby, but she can’t stop talking about him (Holy Moly)

Even SHE looks lumpy in sateen!!! (Popoholic)

What Manslinger does in the bathroom (The Blemish)

The GMD and Denzel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 10:28:53 February 12, 2009 10:28:53

As I mentioned several weeks ago, due to the success of Valkyrie, the GMD’s meeting schedule suddenly stacked up quickly… And now, it’s paid off. He is fully, and officially, restored. But many skeptics didn’t think it was possible. Not impossible. In fact, it’s actually accomplished. Full Story

No longer Vagina Virgins?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 08:56:27 February 12, 2009 08:56:27

The Jonas Brothers sat down for an interview recently and were asked about their virgin status. Teen Now posed the question: So are you guys really vowing to stay virgins until marriage? The answers were as follows: Nick: 'No. That was something that got taken out of hand and that we wanted to keep to ourselves. Full Story

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SnapFace PoseHard hits Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 08:23:36 February 12, 2009 08:23:36

Renee Zellweger at the photo call today for her new movie My One and Only at the Berlin Film Festival. As you can see, per usual when she’s been photographed, Renee is straining to pose. Clench baby clench! Aside from the fact that she’s visibly working out her glutes however Miss Z does look better than she has in a long time. Full Story

Mrs Punk As F-ck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 12, 2009 07:41:31 February 12, 2009 07:41:31

Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams are engaged. Her rep has confirmed the news after Mandy was spotted with a ring. You’ll recall, last July the two broke up because Ryan was too weak to deal with the paps. Then he wrote a letter Full Story