Middle Aged Mischa

December 13, 2007 09:14:27 Posted at December 13, 2007 09:14:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mischa Barton in Belfast last night for the premiere of Closing the Ring. Love the leggings, love the shoes but as you can see, with that coat and the hair, the normally hip Mischa now resembles a 40 year old socialite who takes her first gin highball just after noon. All this part of a larger plan of course to be regarded more seriously as a “serious” actor…even though she can’t act for her ass. Full Story

Seth Rogen: Best of 2007

December 13, 2007 09:00:51 Posted at December 13, 2007 09:00:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh Canada. Oh Seth Rogen. It was quite a year. Knocked Up and Superbad have earned him Major Player status in Hollywood. And the best part is…he’s not “just” an actor. He writes too. Love that he writes too. Capping off a career defining year, Seth appears in the new GQ alongside fellow Canadian Daria Werbowy in a Couple of Year feature, even though he’s chubby, not conventionally goodlooking, and rocks a Jewfro… see photos attached. Full Story

Whitney Cougar: Best of 2007

December 13, 2007 08:39:53 Posted at December 13, 2007 08:39:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So good to have her back. And so great to see her healthy and sassy again. And making the little boys sweat…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Whitney Houston finally left Bobby Brown’s loser ass this year and took up for a while with Ray J, sharing several long dinners and a few overnight visits. Full Story

Jenna Needs a Stylist

December 13, 2007 08:03:44 Posted at December 13, 2007 08:03:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is Jenna Fischer at the premiere of Walk Hard last night – yet another Judd Apatow project with high hopes. Jenna plays the female lead opposite John C Reilly, her June to his Johnny. For Jenna, it could be a career defining moment. And this is what she wore. THIS is what she wore. Where to begin? First…the hair. Full Story

Random Hookup: Best of 2007

December 13, 2007 07:48:43 Posted at December 13, 2007 07:48:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember when Eve was arrested for DUI and Sean Penn showed up at the station to visit her? At 4am? And then offered to bail her out? Totally random. And my smutty sense is STILL tingling from it. Here she is back in August performing with an ankle bracelet after her no contest plea. Thanks Sharon S! Photos from Splash Full Story

Chicken Fried Liar

December 13, 2007 07:36:00 Posted at December 13, 2007 07:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She bailed yesterday on her deposition claiming illness… but at 2am last night, Britney was driving around town with an assistant looking actually pretty good. And progressively smaller. And definitely not sick. She also took time to chat with the paps, the same people she claims are hounding her constantly. Full Story

Did Tony Cheat?

December 13, 2007 07:26:50 Posted at December 13, 2007 07:26:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A professional athlete cheating on his wife – it’s certainly not hard to believe. But call me Cruise… based on evidence revealed so far, I don’t believe. Do you believe? Did Tony Parker cheat on Eva Longoria immediately after they were married? Some French model is claiming to x17online.com Full Story

Raped by KatE’s Sugar

December 13, 2007 06:52:15 Posted at December 13, 2007 06:52:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Major sugar raping, as Keira Knightley would say. Mrs Cruise on the cover of the January issue of In Style. And she looks great. Don’t like the hair style but do like how the hair’s been styled…make sense? Not overly coiffed, looks like it moves, it’s natural, it’s not weaved, every lock isn’t perfect – for once a cover that’s actually believable. Full Story

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Today is the last day to enter the RBK Giveaway - do it for the boy!

And can you believe the GMD? The Gay is so hot for The Will it’s now a cross country infatuation! More on that later.

The Hollywood Baby Boom continues. Happy news personally AND professionally: Jessica Alba is pregnant.

It’s Wednesday, am posting all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Holiday Detox is not Kate Bosworth. Also not Naomi Watts. Nor is it Maggie Gyllenhaal.

John Mayer ShameFace: Best of 2007

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

By the end of it, when it actually ended, I admit… I was kinda sad. Too many fun smutty moments came from their relationship and the thought of Jess’s cheap ass weave getting urinated on by John Mayer was just too good. But what should never have been could never have lasted. One look at them while they were together makes it plainly obvious: John was ashamed the entire time. Full Story

Fire Your Father

December 12, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 12, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Not exactly a shocker but still… given that her last album tanked, there is no way Joe Simpson can explain this away. Or save his daughter’s career. Blonde Ambition is going straight to DVD on January 22. Because it sucks ass. Because her father keeps lining projects up for her that suck ass. Full Story