Mimi is heavily promoting her new album and wants you to touch her new skinny body. Literally. She looks good, non? Do you like her new single? Mimi hit up TRL yesterday wearing all slimming black, showing off a very small waist and an even smaller ass encased in a pair of leather pants size… 0 but really 4? One of my favourite gossip items ever! Remember when it came out that Mariah had her assistants change the sizing on her clothes so that a 6 became a 2 and then she’d walk around telling everyone in interviews that people are always shocked to find out how little she “really” is? Do you love it, or do you LOVE it? Am happy she’s back. Full Story
Bet you Tom Cruise had Wednesday circled on his calendar all week long: dinner with Will & Jada, the highlight of the month. Can you picture him hustling poor Katie, dazed and glassy eyed, out the door? But really…who can blame him? F*ck Will Smith is hot. Love the way he holds his body, even in the car. Full Story
Happy Birthday to Amy in Cambridge, MA from Nicole in Durham, NC who can’t wait to see you this weekend. To Chris in Chicago – Happy 41st! Hope you had a lovely day with the kids Elise and Livs. To Claire & Ben who welcomed Alexandra on February 15th – congratulations and thank you too! For being “the coolest couple ever” according to Sydney and for supporting my smut for so long. Full Story
Is there a course you can take for sleeping elegantly on a plane? No matter how cute the travel outfit, it doesn’t make a difference when you’re tired and flying. I was givin’er yesterday on my flight back to Vancouver. Like head back, open-mouth drools, and even some twitching, passed out so intensely that when I came to at the end, the flight attendant welcomed me back from the brink.
Am thankful Colin Farrell wasn’t on my flight.
He is however in Vancouver. Arrived yesterday to begin shooting Dr Parnassus. Was at the Roosevelt pool the other night while we were there having dinner. Details to follow today and also about Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars.
Back in Vancouver on regular blog schedule for the rest of the week. Am headed to Montreal tonight to host the final “Evening of Hot Experiences” party sponsored by Secret. Hope to see you there?
Wednesday – all day posting, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Yes, am wearing leggings on Oscar night under my dress. Tanya was actually wearing yoga pants under hers. It was drafty up there on the balcony and we were only shot from the waist up anyway. Wish I could tell you I’m one of those twats who’ll freeze for the sake of fashion but that night we wanted to be warm. Forgive?
PPS. Diva bitch at the photo shoot is not Katherine Heigl, not Jennifer Lopez, not Madonna.
PPPS. Eva Longoria is not arguing about her eggs in public.
The news of Scarlett Johansson’s musical aspirations was initially met with much scorn. Another actress trying to be a singer…not exactly the best track record. Now comes word that David Bowie contributed, literally, a few “oohs and ahhs” on Scarjo’s album and Bowie himself has written that Scarjo’s upcoming Tom Waits cover is “really, really good…and Scarlett’s performances are mystical and twice cool. Full Story
Sean Penn and Heath Ledger were supposed to co-star in Terence Malick’s new feature Tree of Life. Brad Pitt has now stepped into the vacated role and shooting will start in Austin Texas like right now which isn"t the best timing. SXSW will kick off in 2 weeks - major paparazzi presence to begin with. Full Story
If George Clooney had any taste, he’d be all over my Marion. As it happens, George Clooney prefers his girls deep on the cheap and tawdry side. And although he’s trying to whitewash her in the mainstream media with cute little details about their Oscar night to People Magazine and the like, Sarah Larsen at the end of the day will always be the girl who danced for Nine. Full Story
There was a lame report that surfaced at the weekend – some bullsh*t about Kate Hudson and Justin Timberlake secretly dating for a year but she didn’t want to go public because she feared embarrassment and heartache a la Cameron Diaz. I mean really… Don’t they know Kate? Don’t they know Kate the unabashed maneater? Why would Kate Hudson bother for more than one night with JT and his pipsqueak? Why would Kate Hudson be embarrassed by anyone? Please. Full Story
Have received emails from many of you re: Ben Affleck’s absence at the Oscars but there really is nothing smutty to report. And even if there was, do you really think Taupe would let that go? Since marrying Ben and birthing Violet, ingratiating herself to the Mommy Majority, Jennifer Garner’s career is hotter than ever. Full Story
Monday night at the Roosevelt – eTalk.ctv.ca team farewell dinner by the pool, Colin Farrell is sitting a few feet over on a pool couch talking intently to another man. But first… Colin at the Oscars. To be honest, he wasn’t a stand out. Sorry. Because as hot as he is, and he is hot, he was also sharing a carpet with Daniel Day-Lewis, Johnny Depp, and Javier Bardem. Full Story
To Emma on your 15th birthday tomorrow – thank you so much for reading my blog with mom. Enjoy the year before your sweet 16 and promise me you won’t grow up too fast? Happy belated smutty spicy 29th to Urmie from your BFF Theodora. Thrilled you enjoyed the Spice Show the other night. And you were NOT the oldest hags there! Remember Geri lies about her age all the time! To Dawn who went back to work for the first time since Zara – how you holdin’ up? Your “yummy mummy” friends say they miss you on playdates. Full Story