GOOPy phone sex?!?!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 21, 2009 06:35:10 January 21, 2009 06:35:10

CAUTION! NUDITY! In the UK Sun today - a screen cap of Gwyneth Paltrow from the upcoming Two Lovers costarring Joaquin Phoenix in which my G appears to be having phone sex exposing a lovely left breast. Full Story

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Happy Inauguration Day America!

Many of you have emailed, lucky bitches, because you’re going to the balls tonight. Have fun! Washington has turned into Hollywood, celebrity sightings everywhere…which means the entourage follows? Especially where Jennifer Lopez is concerned, right? More on that later.

It’s Tuesday – new posts all day …with Obama breaks in between!

Yours in gossip,


PS. One quick note on the Denise Richards article from yesterday. She was photographed with Pierce Brosnan and word is she was begging him to appear on her dumbass reality tv show. As if Pierce Brosnan, devoted to his wife as she is, would need to slum it with a working girl. Please.

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He has a big nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 14:02:28 January 20, 2009 14:02:28

And I like it! John Krasinski out and about in Park City at Sundance to support his directorial debut Brief Interviews With Hideous Men. Have you read it? John acquired the rights to the film when he was, like, literally a nobody. He says the book, or a stage adaptation of it, inspired him to become an actor. Full Story

GMD Jolie Waxy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 11:45:14 January 20, 2009 11:45:14

He’s in Berlin promoting Valkyrie which has grossed almost $80 million domestically so far, already recouping its production budget and therefore NOT a Fail. Much of this success is due to the non stop pimp of his new physique and his accompanying fresh face. A face that looked kinda Jolie-esque waxy as he posed today at the photocall. Full Story

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Consolation Cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 11:02:40 January 20, 2009 11:02:40

US Vogue is the end all and be all of magazine covers. And you know, she’s been denied. But all’s not lost. How about a bronze medal? As Michelle, Duana, and I discovered last Fall, Russia is the new fierce. We fell in LOVE with Russians Full Story

The First Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 10:48:00 January 20, 2009 10:48:00

It’s a hot topic today! Almost as hot as his very sharp words. First Lady Michelle Obama’s dress… you likey? I likey so much. Maybe it’s because I’m Chinese. It’s gold, bold, and strong. Duana called it chartreuse. My buggy eyes saw gold. Am a big fan. And on a day when we’ve all blubbered just a little – I started wailing when his lines were messed up and she gave him that knowing, loving, private look a wife gives a husband – how about a little romance too? Click here Full Story

Alex P Keaton changes parties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 10:29:23 January 20, 2009 10:29:23

Michael J Fox was spotted last night in Washington celebrating President Obama’s inauguration. Alex P Keaton no longer a Young Republican. Hee. Family Ties memories are always good ones. And after all these years, Michael J Fox is still just as popular. Seriously, it’s not just this occasion, everywhere he goes, they love him. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 10:21:50 January 20, 2009 10:21:50

Don’t interrupt the Queen!!! (Dlisted)

Remember Paul Walker? Me neither (Hollywood Tuna)

Sugar terror at Sundance (Just Jared)

Sequins, leather pants, and a dumbass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Becks: his hotness grows with his hair (Pop Sugar)

Slumdog Sexpot! (Popoholic)

Ebola Van Gogh (INO)

Does Scarjo looked stoned? (Holy Moly)

Vagina Virgins losing their panties (The Blemish)

Brad Pitt on dying and crying (Cele|bitchy)

Inauguration entourage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 08:54:22 January 20, 2009 08:54:22

Not a secret, this is a high maintenance woman. She was at the Latino Inaugural gala the night before in an updo and a blue gown, last night it was the Artists & Athletes Inaugural Ball where Lopez put on a bedazzled gold dress and wavy locks curled just so. As change sweeps Washington, in sweeps her team of coiffeurs, stylists, dressers, makeup artists, nail technicians, eyelash installers…how many people you reckon accompanied JLo to DC for this trip? For sure she’ll hit a ball or two tonight. Full Story

Rumey’s leading role

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 06:59:57 January 20, 2009 06:59:57

Rumer Willis worked steadily in 2008. Her roles may not have been principle ones, far from actually, or very prestigious, but she’s working nonetheless. She’s a working actor. And she’ll begin work on her first leading role in just a few weeks. It’s called Slightly Single in LA Full Story

Mrs Brady-to-be

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 20, 2009 06:56:57 January 20, 2009 06:56:57

Gisele went home to Brazil the other day, walked the runway at Sao Paolo fashion week. Not exactly tops on Anna Wintour’s radar but G is nothing if not loyal though she’d probably never wear those jeans off the catwalk. The newly engaged Gisele would not comment on her wedding but her ass said it all to me: she’s marrying Tom Brady. Full Story