The Ultimate Use

March 3, 2008 09:24:00 Posted at March 3, 2008 09:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Never mind KFed or Adnan or Sam Lutfi or even her parents… you haven’t been used til you’ve been used by Heidi Montag and Spencer sh*t. Click here for the Heidi/Britney duet called “Dramatic”. Can’t believe those two haven’t joined forces yet with Paris Hilton. Full Story

Posh: downsizing at Target

March 3, 2008 08:12:57 Posted at March 3, 2008 08:12:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham in a plain tee and jeans and no concrete tits shopping at Target last night – WTF??? Still… some things never change and as you can see, despite the lack of concrete and couture, Posh still rocked a full face of makeup. She actually looks quite pretty. Really pretty. And maybe even a little annoyed? David, you see, is still touring Asia with the LA Galaxy. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse in the Army with Hair

March 3, 2008 07:38:39 Posted at March 3, 2008 07:38:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Horrible the way it was exposed like that, non? Hot Harry on a Horse was serving in peace, then his secret was blown outta the water, forcing him to come home early, apart from his regiment. Now that he’s home safely though, new photos have been released from Hot Harry’s tour of duty. Looks like while in the desert though, he replaced alcohol with carbohydrates. Full Story

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Love in the Off Season

March 3, 2008 07:12:52 Posted at March 3, 2008 07:12:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s still months from training camp and Tony Romo is making the most of the off-season living the luxe life in LA. After being apart for a couple of days last week, Jessica and Tony reunited at the weekend and hit up Villa with her bestie Cacee Cobb. Then they dropped by Teddy’s before returning home. Full Story

Ebola"s Desperate Measures

March 3, 2008 06:55:00 Posted at March 3, 2008 06:55:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She infected her own movie – only 20 people went to see it. And everything else has permanently stalled. As such, Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton is grasping at straws, desperately resorting to the lamest cockamamie schemes for attention. Last week, after dating for an hour, she and Benji Madden professed their sudden, undying love. Full Story

Travolta spacey, GMD swarmed

March 3, 2008 06:34:45 Posted at March 3, 2008 06:34:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This is the kind of sh*t that makes me crazy. Toronto Saturday night, Bill Clinton event, major celebrities in attendance, and some of the wealthiest people in Canada filled 30 tables sold at $300K each. I repeat – these people are RICH. They move in rich circles. And if you think it’s lame to stop a celebrity and ask him/her for a photo on the street, how about in an exclusive ballroom when the instructions on your ticket specify NO CAMERAS? Embarrassing. Full Story

Jake & Reese: a new level

March 3, 2008 06:01:55 Posted at March 3, 2008 06:01:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese and Jakey in NYC this weekend, shopping and having dinner with friends, no longer actively avoiding the press and the paps. Word is things reached a new level recently as Jake coped with the loss of a good friend. He’d been working on a movie at the time and it was Reese he turned to for support. Full Story

Tais-toi, ma Marion

March 3, 2008 05:41:39 Posted at March 3, 2008 05:41:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ugh. Why can’t more celebrities make like David Beckham? His approach to life: Don’t talk. Just look hot. My Marion Cotillard, fresh off her Oscar win – of course with the added exposure they’re digging into her past: how many times she’s taken her top off in a movie, who she’s f&cked, who she snubbed, what she said. Full Story

Sunset Dates

March 3, 2008 05:21:48 Posted at March 3, 2008 05:21:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She was very flirty indeed with Aaron Eckhart on the set of Travelling in Vancouver but her flirty wasn’t exclusive and since she wrapped her part on the set two weeks ago, she’s been spending time with someone else. Last Thursday, Sunset Towers – my sources tell me Jennifer Aniston was out on a romantic date with a mystery man. Full Story

Granny Freeze & the receding hairline

March 3, 2008 04:58:29 Posted at March 3, 2008 04:58:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bet your Botox these were NOT staged… for a change. Hee. And when Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman wakes up this morning to find these rare UNSANCTIONED images taken by Flynet of her released worldwide depicting an alarmingly receding hairline and a bump that never seems to grow, suffice to say the wheels will be put in motion for a set of more flattering photos. Full Story

March 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

March 3, 2008 04:53:05 Posted at March 3, 2008 04:53:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Brook from Sarah – Congratulations on your very own Second Coming! To Jewelle’s mom – 62 and loving smut? Am honoured to be providing “cheetos for the mind”. And bless you for the work that you do. Finally to Kim – Happy belated 33rd from your BFF Tony who sent in the request on time, like a BFF should, and was let down by this disorganised blogger. Full Story