Thursday, December 6, 2007

Dear Gossips,

Tom and KatE’s holiday card revealed! More on that later… And that little minx Hayden Panettiere surrounded herself with boys last night at the GQ Men of the Year event in LA. Next to my poor Rumey, naturally she was the man bait. Photos coming.

It’s Thursday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Cheap & Crafty is not Brooke Shields. Many of your guesses have now become repeats. Might want to browse through the archives to refresh.

PPS. Cuba Gooding Jr is not a Condom-free Sleaze. Neither is Ethan Hawke who is definitely sleazy though I’ve no idea what his protection habits are, off or not.

Pip"n"Ass Home for the Holidays

December 6, 2007 14:57:45 Posted at December 6, 2007 14:57:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Justin Timberlake wrapped up his world tour in Abu Dhabi today which means he’ll likely be headed home for Christmas. Of course this is excellent news for his Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. Because the paps around the world are certainly not as prolific as the paps in North America and the UK – must have been a challenge for her poor publicist to set up those photo opps. Full Story

Jessica Simpson: Best of 2007

December 6, 2007 14:48:03 Posted at December 6, 2007 14:48:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Counting down. And my friend Deano reminded me today that this is the time of year for Lists best and worst. So from now til end of month, random memorable moments of the year as they come to me…starting off today with my favourite, favourite, favourite photo of 2007, hands down. Remember Jessica Simpson in high waisted pants? Remember this? Remember how you laughed? Don’t lie! You f&cking loved it! And see you in hell. Full Story

The Year of Posh

December 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They wanted America. After three tries, they’ve finally conquered America. America loves – and hates – Posh. This means she’s arrived. As you know, Barbara Walters will interview the Beckhams tonight on her Most Fascinating annual special and the Spice Girls tour continues to generate wonderful reviews and Posh is closing the year out on the cover of Elle. Full Story

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Dots and Lemons

December 6, 2007 11:28:46 Posted at December 6, 2007 11:28:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Renee Zellweger showed up at the Bee Movie premiere in London tonight looking her usual: lemon puckered and painfully skinned. She also chose dots and a short dress covered by a long skirt. You likey? Me no likey. Photos from Wenn  Full Story


December 6, 2007 11:00:34 Posted at December 6, 2007 11:00:34
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minka Kelly at the GQ event last night. How amazing is Lyla Garrity this season? Can’t get enough of her Jesus love, baby. And John Mayer apparently hasn’t had enough to Minka Kelly – they were spotted in New York together earlier this week and courtside at a basketball game last week, even though he was also reportedly making out with Cameron Diaz in between. Full Story

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Harry Potter Exclusive Giveaway!!!

December 6, 2007 09:56:51 Posted at December 6, 2007 09:56:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you are a true Potter fan, You.Will.Love.This. Please read carefully. December 11th is the official North American release date of the Harry Potter and The Order Of The Phoenix DVD. I have FOUR copies of the 2 disc special edition to give away which includes a bonus digital copy of the film. Each winner will also receive a copy of December Boys starring Daniel Radcliffe also due out on DVD December 11th. Full Story

Depp TV

December 6, 2007 09:32:05 Posted at December 6, 2007 09:32:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Johnny showed up last night in LA for a screening of Sweeney Todd and has even been making the TV rounds in support of the film…which by all accounts is brilliant and bloody and wickedly entertaining and also wickedly disturbing. Perfect. But look at him. Is he sexiest bitch ever, or what? And of course he’s even sexier when he moves. Full Story

GQ Quiver

December 6, 2007 09:02:29 Posted at December 6, 2007 09:02:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s what was available last night to half girl/half woman Hayden Panettiere at the GQ event. First her co-star Milo Ventimiglia, with whom she says it’s strictly platonic, looking like a waiter, albeit a hot one, wearing a jacket an inch or two too long and dress shoes from 10 years ago. Full Story

They Hate Heigl

December 6, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 6, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the GQ Men of the Year event last night – the new Hollywood power players Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and Paul Rudd standing up for unconventional looking men making power play moves in showbiz…do you love it, or do you LOVE it? And do they hate Heigl? Remember, she labeled Knocked Up as misogynistic Full Story

Ugly for the Money

December 6, 2007 08:19:26 Posted at December 6, 2007 08:19:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Mischa Barton has resurfaced in New York, showing up looking lovely but for her feet at Keds event last night. Mischa is their spokesmodel and as you can see, she has been made to suffer for the job. Love the makeup and the hair, love the dress and the coat, but those shoes… not even Kate Moss could make that sh*t work. Full Story