Dolce Quiver

December 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from Sean Avery, most of the attendees at the D&G opening today were total quivers including a scruffy Josh Lucas, the aforementioned hotness Jason Lewis, and Rufus Sewell who does not get enough love because he is always, always the bad guy. But seriously…he is pure sex, non? Pure, pure sex. Full Story

Dolce Douche

December 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sean Avery, who dated Elisha Cuthbert and supposedly bragged about cheating on her and who recently romped with MK Olsen, was issued an apology this week from the radio announcer who’d reported that he insulted Maple Leaf Jason Blake in a tense game a few weeks ago. The announcer told his audience that since Sean was so adamant that he never said those things and was threatening to sue, it must be that he trusted a bad source. Full Story

Sorry... Back Now

December 4, 2007 12:12:03 Posted at December 4, 2007 12:12:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

‘Bout the delay this morning/afternoon. I’m a sh*tty driver and scraped the car against a wall that kept moving. Have spent a long time groveling but am back to blogging now… gossip coming!  Full Story

Atonement Exclusive Giveaway!!!

December 4, 2007 09:17:24 Posted at December 4, 2007 09:17:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Atonement has scored a 91% approval rating on Rotten Tomatoes. The film is also currently the Best Picture prediction by the Oscar and is running neck and neck with No Country For Old Men as current award season favourite among prognosticators. Full Story

Uncomfortable in Rome

December 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have you ever seen anyone so uncomfortable in their own skin? Just looking at her makes me fidgety and restless. Unfortunately for Renee Zellweger, she has a movie to promote in Europe and as she pimps Bee Movie from France yesterday to Italy today, the poor girl looks downright miserable to be there. Full Story

It’s Almost Unfair

December 4, 2007 08:44:26 Posted at December 4, 2007 08:44:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

How hot Jason Lewis is. SO hot. Here he is last night at the Atonement screening in New York – and no one thought to ask him to clarify those rumours he’s dating Jennifer Aniston. Tabloids have reported they shared a few secret dates and she fell fast and hard, though they were never seen. Full Story

Taupe No Bangs

December 4, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 4, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Much better, non? Much less matronly, much more sassy and sexy too, though not too much so as to intimidate the MiniVan… for Taupe Jennifer Garner, it’s a perfect look. Love the bedhead and her toned arms, cute dress, and the “Simple” leather Louboutin – I have a pair in nude, they are the best nude heels on the market. Full Story

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Keira Knightley Can’t Smile

December 4, 2007 07:47:14 Posted at December 4, 2007 07:47:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For many reasons. First because she’s addicted to her own pout. Huge jaw protruding, lips slightly gaping… fashion editors everywhere seem to think this is a good look. Or perhaps it’s only because it’s a better look than the alternative? The alternative is the Keira Knightley smile. Full Story

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Sweeney Todd in New York

December 4, 2007 07:25:14 Posted at December 4, 2007 07:25:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Keith Richards made a rare public appearance last night at the New York premiere of Sweeney Todd. As did a fairly friendly Sacha Baron Cohen. Because Sweeney Todd is cool. Because Tim Burton is cool. And of course Johnny Depp is cool. As mentioned before, Stephen King wrote a great article on the art of “cool” for Entertainment Weekly a few weeks ago – click here to read Full Story

Monday, December 3, 2007

Dear Gossips,

British critics can sod off…never mind the British papers. Because if the only reviews that matter are the ones from paying fans 15 thousand plus strong, then the Spice Girls did NOT disappoint. It was campy and silly and ridiculous and absurd and super super fun and they mostly sang live… if you loved them before, you will love them still now. And if you are lucky enough to have tickets, you will have the best time. Promise.

Show details and my interview with the girls, airing tonight on eTalk, to be posted late morning/early afternoon…including Spice gossip from Vancouver. Like what happened when Becks walked into the press room. And how Ebola’s infection invaded the reunion too.

Monday – am back in Vancouver and blogging at regular pace. Many, many photos and much, much smut…including a brand new riddle! Check back often!

Yours in gossip,