Dinner with the Upstager

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 07:09:53 August 29, 2008 07:09:53

You may assume looking at these photos of Victoria Beckham, dressed in a long black column, that she was just departing a gala. Perhaps a major awards show. A red carpet event. Negative. Posh was in Manchester last night, out for dinner with friends before an appearance today at Harvey Nicks to launch her new fragrance. Full Story

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August 29, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 29, 2008 06:46:00 August 29, 2008 06:46:00

Happy Birthday Taina from Alison! Thank you for supporting my smut since the early days! Happy Birthday Krista V! Enjoy your celebratory weekend in Vancouver reuniting with friends – Vancity misses the yoga diva and wishes you the best of luck in London! And for Francesca on your 50th – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Wishing you many afternoons and evenings with Rafa, but don’t tell Cat. Full Story

Thursday, August 28, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Am loving the pomp and theatrics of the DNC, a worthy substitute to fill the aching void of Olympic obsession and help heal horrid horrid end of summer flu. And good timing too. Next week the Republicans have to compete with season premieres. John McCain or the return of Brenda Walsh?

Oh chill out.

I’m kidding.

OF COURSE politics is more important than Hollywood high school drama. Of course it is.

But you’ve seen the cover of the new Us Weekly, haven’t you? Brenda Walsh is everywhere! And she’s hating on Tori Spelling and that Junior piece of sh*t she married. Janice Min must still be mad at MangleFace for selling her baby pics to OK!

Bitches have long memories and we keep even longer grudges.

Thursday – posting throughout the day in between fever naps.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Friday Night Love Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 13:49:42 August 28, 2008 13:49:42

Key to attracting more viewers? Ass. Hot ass. Hot girl ass. Hot man ass. New man ass. Meet Zach Roerig. Ausiello is reporting that Zach will come between Tyra and Landry, playing a character called Cash (Cash!!!) who’s some kind of rodeo dude. Full Story

Home to Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 11:24:57 August 28, 2008 11:24:57

Two days with dad in Venice, now it’s back home to mom – here are the Pitt boys leaving today after some bonding time with Brad. Maybe they’ll come with dad to Toronto? Or will he treat the girls to the trip instead? Can you imagine? Miss Zahara and the Chosen One at TIFF? Ovaries will explode. Full Story

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Tour de Phelps

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 11:11:00 August 28, 2008 11:11:00

Michael Phelps fatigue? Maybe a little. And there’s no sign of slowing down. Michael Phelps is like Brenda Walsh. Michael Phelps is everywhere. Because he wants to be. Kid says he wants to transform his sport, make swimming more popular than ever, maybe even as popular as golf. Might be a bit of an overreach although it does make for a good debate. Full Story

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SamRo vs Katy Perry?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 08:29:26 August 28, 2008 08:29:26

E! is reporting that Katy Perry is planning a Sapphic smooch on the VMAs on September 7th and her first choice, naturally, is Lindsay Lohan, since Lilo is currently walking the gay way. Full Story

Old Hag Supermodel

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 28, 2008 07:50:10 August 28, 2008 07:50:10

Never heard of this magazine…have you? My guess is no, especially judging the budget cover. Actually…the budget everything. Over-photoshoppe is one thing but assy lighting is another. Assy lighting, assy makeup, and assy styling too. The plastic around her neck is so cheap it’s almost offensive. Full Story