Jess and the Maxi Dress

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:03:43 July 3, 2008 08:03:43

Here’s Jessica Simpson yesterday spending time with a friend’s baby and also her Main Gay Ken Paves. Am not a fan of the maxi dress on regular sized, not tall girls. Not flattering. And something about the fact that your feet can’t be seen…it’s weird. On a red carpet, at a gala…fine. Full Story

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Insecure for life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 08:00:57 July 3, 2008 08:00:57

Oprah sells Jennifer Aniston as the epitome of the modern woman. But only for the MiniVan Majority. Because only the MiniVan would snap snap and support a girl who can’t stay cool in confrontation. Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson have more in common than just John Mayer. It was partly the insecurity that drove John away from Jess. Full Story

Guy’s Green Hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 07:31:36 July 3, 2008 07:31:36

Those of you who’ve been reading a long time know the green hat thing. It’s a Chinese thing. We don’t wear green hats. A man wearing a green hat is basically announcing to the world he’s been cuckolded. And curiously enough, amid all the Alex Rodriguez rumours swirling this week, Guy Ritchie stepped out of Madonna’s New York apartment wearing a green hat yesterday. Full Story

July 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2008 07:12:00 July 3, 2008 07:12:00

To Heather D in Halifax – best to you on your wedding day Saturday… Congratulations! To Maegs from Lisa in Winnipeg – Happy Belated 25th Birthday! To Erin C – sorry this is a few days late. Adele’s a good friend but I suck with email! Hope Monday was delightful! For Roy’s fiancée Judith in Ottawa – I heard your weekend was amazing. Full Story

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

After kicking ass at the box office this weekend, it was revealed yesterday that Angelina Jolie was admitted to hospital to await the arrival of her Holy Twins. Maybe she’ll birth them just in time to take down Hancock on the Fourth of July.

Her obstetrician has scheduled a press conference for this afternoon (Wednesday). No word yet on the announcement but Brangelunatics the world over are refreshing their browsers every 5 minutes. This is Brad at the hospital.

Better news…

After so many petitions and pleas, Brenda Walsh could very well be back on tv come September! Ausiello is reporting that Shannen Doherty has been approached and that she is considering it…but that her price is super steep. Oh, and she’s said to be concerned about “the material”. Please.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day, check back often. And scroll down for all articles you may have missed on the long weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Donny Osmond isn’t hiding the other woman.

PPS. Jude Law is not one of the boys. Neither is Three Whiskies Orlando Bloom. Or Mike Myers.

Birthday Bib

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 16:50:33 July 2, 2008 16:50:33

It’s Lilo’s birthday today – 22 now and what a difference a year makes. Or does it? Last year she was partying in Malibu, just before her third stint in rehab. This year she’s in love with Samantha Ronson, working hard on a film set, and, for the most part, staying off the club circuit. Full Story

A real Canadian baby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 16:38:00 July 2, 2008 16:38:00

Pamela Anderson was born on Canada Day. For some reason, only filthy scabs with fake tits and too many ex husbands seem to get any media play in Canada. Still… certain Canadians are “proud” of her. And even though Pamela Anderson barely has a career anymore, even though her mothering skills leave much to be desired, even though her happy habits are probably no better than Lindsay Lohan’s used to be, or still are, still they cheer when they see her at hockey games and roll out the carpet for her tits. Full Story

Taupe and Violet smiling

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 15:05:27 July 2, 2008 15:05:27

Taupe and Violet out and about today… and is it just me or is Jennifer Garner a little bigger ‘round the bust area? Jennifer Garner isn’t known for being chesty. These photos should give the bump nuts even more reason to flap, non? Once again, to reiterate, she and Ben Affleck are fine. Full Story

Mandy’s terrible taste

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:54:00 July 2, 2008 11:54:00

Mandy Moore is a lovely, lovely celebrity. Bit contrived of late with all the introspection and sh*t, but in relation to her peers, Mandy is a doll. She also doesn’t starve herself and eats like a normal person. Love her. Which is why it sucks that she has, like, the worst taste in men. Wilmer Valderrama is a skeeze. Full Story

AD > Friends

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2008 11:15:00 July 2, 2008 11:15:00

F*CK! Apparently all that talk about an Arrested Development movie is “premature”, despite Jeffrey Tambor’s recent remarks that the film version of the criminally underrated show is imminent.Entertainment Weekly  Full Story