Niagara Falls Wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 13:07:00 June 5, 2008 13:07:00

Have you been to Niagara Falls? If you’ve been, you know that one of the most popular tourist attractions is the barrel photo - a picture taken of you inside a barrel perched in front of the falls made to look like you’re going down. There’s a hilarious one of my mother in the barrel from back in the 70s. Full Story

A Good Gay Maintains His Brows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 12:20:00 June 5, 2008 12:20:00

Tom Ford popped in for a plucking today at Anastasia. But of course. Anastasia is said to be the best eyebrow stylist, like, ever. Would expect nothing less for this hot piece who seems to be spending more and more time in LA these days. I hear he’s working on a movie. Wants to get into production. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:51:00 June 5, 2008 11:51:00

More Money KFed Jr’s Not Getting (DListed)

A Face More Frightening than Granny Freeze! (Hollywood Tuna )

Charlize Theron: pro-flirting (INO)

Heidi Montag’s Ashlee Simpson (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will Madge Have a Cameo? (Holy Moly )

I’m the only one who thinks Lily Allen is Pretty in Pink (Cele|bitchy)

Time Away + a tee shirt = McConaughey is hot again (ASL)

Shiloh Has Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:28:16 June 5, 2008 11:28:16

We asked…and we received. Hollywood was buzzing this morning after photos surfaced of Ebola Paris Hilton wearing a little bump after dinner last night. Given that she has been hellbent on spawning her disease, pregnancy speculation spread far and wide, not unlike her legs. A sigh of relief. Ebola’s rep has denied Full Story

Pippy’s Balls Pulled Back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 11:13:52 June 5, 2008 11:13:52

I reported earlier that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake’s people were trying to force through a contract obliging journalists covering the Love Guru junket to report only what they approved. Full Story

Hot Becks Bow Tie No Diddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 09:25:12 June 5, 2008 09:25:12

Yum. David Beckham at the Gordon Ramsay opening last night, as usual, quivering my loins in a bow tie and a waistcoat with pants that fit perfectly. While Becks was in Los Angeles Victoria was in New York. Something about meetings with Conde Nast, probably trying to grovel her way into Anna Wintour’s office for an appearance in Vogue. Full Story

Brenda 2008

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 08:27:43 June 5, 2008 08:27:43

This is Shenae Grimes – the 2008 iteration of Brenda on the new 90210. Shenae turned up in Toronto yesterday to promote the show at the Global TV Upfronts with Rob Estes who is so much hotter than Jim Walsh. HELLO! You know Shenae from Degrassi. As you can see…she’s gorgeous. Looks like food has become part of her diet again. Full Story

Brad in Texas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 07:22:17 June 5, 2008 07:22:17

There were reports earlier this week that he’d been sighted in Houston. Several LaineyGossip.com readers have written to say that he was still in Houston as of yesterday, with Sean Penn, friendly with fans, and at one point joking around on a smoke break. So if he’s confident enough to travel, it would mean Angelina’s due date is far enough away… right? But far enough away to make it 8/8/8? File photos from Splashnewsonline.com Full Story

Sit DOWN Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 07:01:04 June 5, 2008 07:01:04

Seriously … sit your Pip ass DOWN! I call it Small Ball Syndrome. Not unlike Napoleon Syndrome. You know how they say short dudes overcompensate for their vertical challenges by going overboard on toughness and aggression? Well since Pipsqueak’s balls have only partially dropped, it’s like he’s trying to make up for his testicular deficit by swinging a big stick around – a stick wielded not by him but by his legal team. Full Story

Shiloh Have Mercy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:35:52 June 5, 2008 06:35:52

Remember, this piece of sh*t never takes a picture without a purpose. So even if she isn’t pregnant, she certainly wants you thinking she is. Because pregnancy is the new craze. Nine months of attention and then a huge spotlight on an innocent child that she would no doubt mold into a virus even more destructive than she is. Full Story

Pimping > Parenting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2008 06:26:30 June 5, 2008 06:26:30

Obviously it sucks for her love life… but it’s also f*cking embarrassing. To have the reputation that not only can she not hold a man, she needs daddy to hold on to him for her, and as always, at the heart of it all, a father who cannot control his own greed. Check out the latest cover of Us Weekly Full Story