Mayjah Posh

December 5, 2007 11:21:00 Posted at December 5, 2007 11:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham on the cover of the new issue of Elle looking – MAYJAH! LOVE the white, love the suspenders, LOVE that she wears pants, even love her concrete tits poking out – of course they have to present and accounted for – and I especially love the caption beside her head: No Surgery Required. Full Story

Sleeps Naked and Self Aware

December 5, 2007 09:21:52 Posted at December 5, 2007 09:21:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seeing the Spice Reunion concert and meeting Victoria in person has only fuelled the sick obsession. I love her. Only Victoria could take the stage AT A CONCERT and not only NOT SING but strut down a catwalk with a wind machine blowing. Only Victoria. And while the British press continues to find ways to vilify the Girls and the Posh, Mrs Beckham is not apologising for her absurdity – the shameless, ridiculous way she lives her life in a plastic pose. Full Story

Carb Face, Abbie & Ava

December 5, 2007 00:00:00 Posted at December 5, 2007 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Well well… Two very interesting sets of photos taken by Flynet... First – Abbie Cornish who reportedly slept with Reese Witherspoon’s husband when he was still her husband shopping the other day with none other than Ava Phillippe. Full Story

White, Grey, and Billy

December 5, 2007 08:18:13 Posted at December 5, 2007 08:18:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, New York D&G party, Kate Hudson arrived in a white fluffy coat and grey booties with friends and also Billy Crudup, who could also be a friend. But that hasn’t stopped gossips from buzzing that they’re an item. If so, it was likely one night only. Love that she’s such a dude when it comes to dating and you will note, unlike the Parises and the Lilos and the Britneys, even though she’s probably made out with just as many if not more men of late, the “S” word has never been used. Full Story

Greek Stav or Heath?

December 5, 2007 07:51:41 Posted at December 5, 2007 07:51:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you can see from multiple changes during her commercial shoot yesterday, the thinnification of Lilo continues – little arms, little legs. So she’s skinny… but is she sober? Let’s hope for it, even in the face of reports that suggest she may not be spending time with the best influences. Full Story

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That Came After

December 5, 2007 07:33:33 Posted at December 5, 2007 07:33:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Brad Pitt sits down with that senile old fart Larry King tonight to discuss his New Orleans Make It Right initiative – the interview was pre-taped and will air Wednesday. One of the most interesting parts is when Larry, actually somewhat deftly, turns the conversation around to family and Angelina, making a comment that “when you get emotionally involved with someone you work with”… about which Brad quickly corrected: “Well that came after, that came after”, shooting a pointed smile back at Larry and addressing that long contentious and polarising issue about when his relationship with Angelina really began and why his marriage to Jennifer Aniston really ended. Full Story

Little Sci in London

December 5, 2007 06:57:22 Posted at December 5, 2007 06:57:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Everyone loves Little Sci. Which is why her daddy keeps trotting her out for public consumption – can you hear the MiniVan oohing and goo-ing? This is the Family Cruise today in London out for a walk in Hyde Park. Mom, dad, baby... it’s like a Sears Family Portrait, only with the paps. Totally unplanned, of course. Full Story

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Dear Gossips,

It’s sad to me that people outside Canada aren’t able to enjoy Project Runway Canada. Because Iman absolutely kicks ass. And the show kicks ass. So much so that it’s become appointment television not only for me but for my husband, a man with a negative balance fashion sense who suddenly feels he’s become an authority on what constitutes “busy” and “not busy” on a catwalk. For the record, he’s correctly predicted the losing designer four weeks in a row and now thinks he’s Tom Ford, but for the fact that he can’t get out of his tearaways and still wears fleece in public.

Seriously… Iman puts the fear of Xenu into your soul. And Johnny puts quiver into the loins. Sweeney Todd premiered last night in NYC. It is a Johnny Depp photo day.

Congratulations to Sara S, winner of the Gilmore Girls box set and to Annie R, the recipient of a brand new Fuji FinePix camera!

Tuesday – am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Love and admiration to Laurie Petrou for having her first book Between named as one of the best of the year by the Globe & Mail this weekend!

PPS. Happy Birthday to Carmen – thank you so much for reading so loyally for so long.

PPPS. Condom-free Sleaze is NOT Chad Michael Murray. He’s actually still with that 17 year old, isn’t he? At least she was 17 at the time. Also not John Mayer and not Bradley Cooper and not Vince Vaughn.

No Dirty Face in Costume

December 4, 2007 13:52:35 Posted at December 4, 2007 13:52:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Under the supervision of professionals, Lilo’s orange Dirty Face has disappeared. Here she is shooting a commercial today in LA looking the best she has in a long time... but for the hair. The hair under different circumstances might work, but the brassy hair with the prom dress is all pageant… like Vanessa Minnillo. Full Story

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Could Becks wear these?

December 4, 2007 13:38:20 Posted at December 4, 2007 13:38:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He has rocked a sarong and is probably as fashion forward as it gets, man-wise, but could David Beckham pull these off? Becks has admitted to being a little clothes-obsessed. Have you seen the Beckham doc chronicling their move to Spain a few years ago? There’s a cute moment in his closet – what he wears is most definitely not under his wife’s jurisdiction, though I’m sure she doesn’t complain. Full Story

Anniversary Invitation

December 4, 2007 13:05:21 Posted at December 4, 2007 13:05:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They were married a little over a year ago and we now know how they’ve been spending their 1st anniversary. But of course we do. I recall writing that we’d be privy to their celebrations in no time. And indeed we are. Just like their wedding…the world has been invited. And the GMD is rich enough to secure privacy. Full Story