February 19, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

February 19, 2008 06:22:38 Posted at February 19, 2008 06:22:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Tina Y: Happy Birthday from Nikki! And don’t be blue. Seriously. Nothing to be blue about. So corny Oprah but it’s all about the attitude. Trust! To Jen P – sending you a big hug. Hopefully today’s smut will cheer you a little?  Full Story

Monday, February 18, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The Oscars in less than a week – have you filled out your ballot? Deadline for the Annual Contest sponsored by Mercedes-Benz is Thursday night. And a Miu Miu bag is on the line! Click here to enter.

Revival of the Oscars means everyone is busy recovering from plastic surgery and human growth hormone injections. Hollywood is back to normal – yay!

It’s Monday, am blogging all day with quick reading breaks - am having a full blown addictive love affair with a new book. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Jamie Foxx doesn"t have a staff problem.

In the Contract

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To be shirtless, of course. Matthew McConaughey – his new ad for Dolce & Gabbana has just hit YouTube…so cheeseball you will lose your sh*t. And at the very end, at the very end of course he had to lose his shirt in living colour, showing off a chest so orange it’s practically magenta! His blood vessels are being strangled! Click here for the clip Full Story

Dandy and his Dog…

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And his turned out feet. This of course is maybe gaybe Matthew Broderick, husband of Sarah Jessica Parker, out with the dog in matching trousers. I had a boss who walked like this, waving a pinky in the air with spittle collecting at the corner of his mouth and he had a thing for young Asian boys. We called him a Rice Queen. Full Story

How He Atones

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham – who cares if he’s a cheater? He’s hot and romantic and generous with his money… so what if he shags a nanny or a Spanish skank now and again? It’s the cosmetics of a marriage that matter the most, non? Of course it is. It’s the cosmetics of any situation that Mrs Beckham lives for. Full Story

Love Saves Careers

February 18, 2008 09:33:54 Posted at February 18, 2008 09:33:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The #1 movie at the box office this weekend was Jumper, earning just over $27 million, securing a first place finish for Hayden Christensen and effectively saving his career. Another wonderful example that trading on love pays off personally and professionally, especially when love is so damn cute. And Hayden and Rachel are undeniably cute together. Full Story

Bug-Eyed and Clammy

February 18, 2008 09:05:40 Posted at February 18, 2008 09:05:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jonathan Rhys Meyers winning Best Actor in a Lead Television Role at the Irish Film and TV Awards with his girlfriend Rheena Hammer. As you can see, he’s as buggy-eyed as ever. And clammy too. Clammy with the shakes? Anyone who’s ever been addicted to any substance, including cigarettes, will know the feeling. Full Story

FNL – an update

February 18, 2008 08:48:40 Posted at February 18, 2008 08:48:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have been hungry for news especially since the strike is now officially over and the networks are moving full steam ahead to salvage what remains of the season. I have bad news and ok news… Sources tell me exclusively that NBC head Ben Silverman met with Friday Night Lights production last Thursday and while nothing has been put to paper, many staffers have been unofficially informed that the show is done for the season. Full Story

I Met The Walrus

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Thankfully there is more to Canada than simply Cheese, Punk, and Skank. In other words, Celine, Avril, and Pamela Anderson. In fact, when it comes to this year’s Oscars, Canada features more prominently than ever. Ellen Page for Best Actress, Jason Reitman for Best Director, Sarah Polley for Best Screenplay, and… I MET THE WALRUS. Full Story

Joining Guy

February 18, 2008 07:56:37 Posted at February 18, 2008 07:56:37
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A beautiful Madonna and the kids, including little David Banda, arrived in LA yesterday, presumably to reunite with Guy Ritchie who has been noticeably absent over the last 2 weeks while Madge made headlines in New York at the Raising Malawi benefit and in Berlin at the premiere of Filth & Wisdom. Full Story

Topless Lilo Monroe - NSFW!

February 18, 2008 00:00:00 Posted at February 18, 2008 00:00:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan channelling Marilyn on the cover of New York Magazine and baring her breasts inside. NOT SAFE FOR WORK! But she does have lovely, lovely breasts, non? Nice tear drop shape, gentle sexy sag. And, for the last time, very very real. Quite a career move… thoughts? Source The Sun Full Story