Yellow & Cleavy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 25, 2008 06:55:52 April 25, 2008 06:55:52

Oh happy day! It’ll be a good weekend for sure for the Brangelunatics as new photos of a bright and beautiful Angelina Jolie have just been released. The Second Coming continues to grow and the entire world can barely stand it. Six weeks? Eight weeks? One gift from God or will there be two??? The Pitts aren’t talking which is why everyone else is talking. Full Story

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Good to have her back… JLo the famewhore, that is. It’s been over 3 years I think. Since marrying Marc and scaling back her courtship of the media. Suddenly the Jennifer Lopez who just had to tell Diane Sawyer about her pink diamond engagement was not releasing a wedding photo and disappearing for weeks at a time with no candid photos and, more shocking still, refusing to confirm her pregnancy.


But oh happy day… looks like giving birth has cured her of the problem. JLo is back! And she’ll be starring in her own reality tv show for TLC about how she’ll manage being a multi-tasking mother in showbiz as she prepares to launch a new fragrance.

Funny that…

Denise Richards kinda has the same the gig.

Just because JLo’s on TLC, under the guise of information education, does that make it any different?

Thursday, posting all day, come back and refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Victoria Beckham isn’t the bitch to work for. Also not Kimora. Too obvious. And not Rachael Ray. Who cares??? And this time it isn’t Courteney Cox, though that’s not to say she doesn’t have staffing issues of her own.

Who Loves Her Legs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 18:26:00 April 24, 2008 18:26:00

Gwyneth loves her own legs. And is she ever workin’ her own legs too. Damn! My girl brought it tonight in her hometown at the London premiere of Iron Man as we all knew she would. The hair, the jacket, the mini, the lace, and the legs, legs, legs… someone’s been working out with Madonna and it shows. Full Story

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Like 30

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 17:59:40 April 24, 2008 17:59:40

Admit it. She looks amazing. She looks like she’s 30. She looks like she could live forever. Knowing Madonna, she’ll probably find a way to do that. Here she is tonight premiering her movie I Am Because We Are at the Tribeca Film Festival tonight in New York – as youthful, as light, as sprightly as she’s ever been. Full Story

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The Mighty Opes Forgives Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 17:45:03 April 24, 2008 17:45:03

It all went downhill for the GMD after Oprah. After he fist pumped his way to crazy and dragged that poor child out onto the stage with him. Since then, he and the Mighty Opes have endured a period of estrangement. She, realising the public backlash against his strange behaviour, did not have his back when everyone started calling him a freak. Full Story

Cheese on Tour

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 10:22:00 April 24, 2008 10:22:00

Celine Dion is currently touring the world and Hello Canada was invited to join her in Australia and South Africa to celebrate her birthday. Lots and lots of cheese to be had! Celine cheese is priceless! First – take a look at these exclusive photos. Full Story

Do You Like His Pants?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 09:50:24 April 24, 2008 09:50:24

Because I love his pants. But I’m partial to Kanye West. So maybe his pants are actually sh*tty? Kanye is single now after having broken off his engagement. Here he is at the BAPE opening last night in LA. Am quivering on those pants alone. Even if he"s on the wee side. Photos from Full Story

Rough Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 08:33:38 April 24, 2008 08:33:38

Check out Sienna Miller at the NME Awards in LA last night looking … a little out of it. Sienna’s been in LA shooting GI Joe. Maybe it’s the long days and nights on set? Oh but wait. Didn’t she just come back from hols with Rhys Ifans? Never mind, I hear her role is quite physical. Full Story

The George Clooney Problem

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 08:12:00 April 24, 2008 08:12:00

LOVE Djimon Hounsou. He is a wonderful actor. He was amazing in In America. And he is maddening on the loins. But Djimon has the George Clooney problem. His taste in women sucks ass. ASS. Therefore it degrades his charm. As you know, Djimon is seriously involved with Kimora Lee. And Kimora Lee is not one of those bitches whose reputation is bitchier than the person. Full Story

Ford Models Exclusive Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 24, 2008 08:01:00 April 24, 2008 08:01:00

I wanted to be a model for more than 10 minutes but less than 15. Like many girls, I suppose. Most of my friends have the same memories. A typical teen, eventually I moved on to other dreams. Like cutting class for 3 months in Grade 11 for no particular reason. Too many years later and it’s amazing how some things don’t change. Full Story